Hornblende
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What is wrong with you people? Morning sex? VOLUNTARILY?!?!
Morning wood should never be wasted!
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What is wrong with you people? Morning sex? VOLUNTARILY?!?!
Morning wood should never be wasted!![]()

I'm sorry. I can't hear (read) you.
*holds out hand, palm out, to block heinous ideologies*
MORE COFFEE
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Enny?
You ok?
Totally. Just being silly.
All you 'morning' sex people. Just does not compute! It takes me a couple of hours to actually pry both eyes open, much less...work up enthusiasm for, well, anything!
Morning sex, afternoon sex, evening sex (public sex). Any preference? Why so?

so you'd be a nooner person then.![]()
I only get the luxury because my SO is a night person.

Totally. Just being silly.
All you 'morning' sex people. Just does not compute! It takes me a couple of hours to actually pry both eyes open, much less...work up enthusiasm for, well, anything!
This, this is why we're friends.
To hell with mornings.
*falls on your chest*
Ladies and gentlemen, meet normal.
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Thank you Numi
I think Enny's SO is really missing out. Just sayin'
The other thing I find with morning sex is that it often starts with spooning or tangled legs. Skin on sleepy skin. That morning wood finds itself pressing into her soft spots and then hips begin moving and hands wander. It's often from behind and/or on her side. It's needier, more primal. Get the dirty job done and get on with the day. There's not as much kissing, tenderness or lingering. The exception might be vacation mornings when you have time to dawdle.
What is your favorite place on your body to be kissed? Favorite place to be touched?
What is your favorite place on your body to be kissed? Favorite place to be touched?
What is your favorite place on your body to be kissed? Favorite place to be touched?
I'm a romantic so I'm going to go with my dick for both answers.
What is your favorite place on your body to be kissed? Favorite place to be touched?
What is your favorite place on your body to be kissed? Favorite place to be touched?
< Favorite place to BE touched? my skin. There. That should cover it.![]()
Morning sex, afternoon sex, evening sex (public sex). Any preference? Why so?
What is your favorite place on your body to be kissed? Favorite place to be touched?

I'll happily accept a passoonate kiss in most places. I'm not fussy.What is your favorite place on your body to be kissed?
In the woods.Favorite place to be touched?