aussiegeekygal
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Inspirinious
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Got mine, in hand. Dark Chocolate M&Ms.
Now, I truly have a new favorite M&M. Mmmmmm
beachbaby179
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So happy for you! Always nice to find a new favorite something. ...
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Messy Sex
I hope VT recovers soon. In her absence, I will post a question:
Messy Sex - Do you like/dislike messy sex? What are your experiences?
By messy sex, I'm talking about those practices that results in bed sheets that must be washed afterward. Could be the result of excessive body fluids, oils, personal lube, syrup, whipped cream, other food, or ......
Some time back, my wife and I had a memorable experience eating pizza while sitting nude in bed. One thing led to another and after "dinner" we ate each other for dessert.
A bit later we had sex, and in the process we found all the crumbs. 
I hope VT recovers soon. In her absence, I will post a question:
Messy Sex - Do you like/dislike messy sex? What are your experiences?
By messy sex, I'm talking about those practices that results in bed sheets that must be washed afterward. Could be the result of excessive body fluids, oils, personal lube, syrup, whipped cream, other food, or ......
Some time back, my wife and I had a memorable experience eating pizza while sitting nude in bed. One thing led to another and after "dinner" we ate each other for dessert.
RubenesqueAphrodite
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lol...
I don't like messy sex.
Too much to clean up afterwards.
I'd imagine if I ever had messy sex, it would need to be outside where we can hose off in the yard...
I don't like messy sex.
Too much to clean up afterwards.
I'd imagine if I ever had messy sex, it would need to be outside where we can hose off in the yard...
I hope VT recovers soon. In her absence, I will post a question:
Messy Sex - Do you like/dislike messy sex? What are your experiences?
By messy sex, I'm talking about those practices that results in bed sheets that must be washed afterward. Could be the result of excessive body fluids, oils, personal lube, syrup, whipped cream, other food, or ......
Some time back, my wife and I had a memorable experience eating pizza while sitting nude in bed. One thing led to another and after "dinner" we ate each other for dessert.A bit later we had sex, and in the process we found all the crumbs.
AbsintheFather
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Ha, yes, that's the primary reason to book a room with two doubles instead of one king.
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PeteHulbert37
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I hope our hostess is feeling better. 
1sickbastard
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Is our esteemed hostess still under the weather or is she on the mend?
Here's a question;
What idiomatic phrases do you most frequently employ?
Have you ever thought about the context in which said idiom arose?
Here's a question;
What idiomatic phrases do you most frequently employ?
Have you ever thought about the context in which said idiom arose?
SassySheDevil
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I hope VT recovers soon. In her absence, I will post a question:
Messy Sex - Do you like/dislike messy sex? What are your experiences?
By messy sex, I'm talking about those practices that results in bed sheets that must be washed afterward. Could be the result of excessive body fluids, oils, personal lube, syrup, whipped cream, other food, or ......
Some time back, my wife and I had a memorable experience eating pizza while sitting nude in bed. One thing led to another and after "dinner" we ate each other for dessert.A bit later we had sex, and in the process we found all the crumbs.
For the most part no. With someone that wants to make my sheets worth changing then yes. Sometimes the mess embarrasses me still. But i did finally buy a waterproof mattress pad.
The hotel idea.. hell yeah!
Trekka
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That's what I'm talkin' about.
What the flying fuck? <-- got an origin for me there, 1sb? Because I am kinda curious...
1sickbastard
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SMNaughtywife
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I say quite frequently "There's a method to my (his) madness." Perfectly organized chaos sounds similar to how roll at times. If I remember correct, it's from a line in Hamlet.
Trekka
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The answer is for you to think about and provide.
I think about, and then provide you with, flying fucks?
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This story doesn't fit the bill, but it is as much fun as a barrel of monkeys. By the way, I found this by surfing the web.
I'd like to put a bug in your ear about something that just has me rolling in the aisles. It's been a month of Sundays since I heard it through the grapevine but if I don't dish the dirt on this soon I'll be beside myself.
One day when it was raining cats and dogs, my best bud stuck her foot in her mouth and spilled the beans about her main squeeze. She's always had loose lips but this time she really talked my arm off about her sugar daddy.
It seems he'd had his nose to the grindstone for months till he finally popped a cork and went on the lam from work. He hot-footed it to the local watering hole and really tied one on. In two shakes of a lamb's tail he wound up three sheets to the wind. I mean drunk as a skunk.
The next thing you know, someone ticked him off and like a bull in a china shop he wiped the floor with the guy - totally cleaned his clock. Of course, he didn't know the guy from a hole in the wall, but it turns out the guy was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and is all but joined at the hip with the son of Sugar Daddy's boss.
Are you getting the big picture here?
At this point in time, I'm about to blow off the whole shootin' match cause I just can't quite get my arms around this walk in the park. But my girlfriend is becoming a real basket case over the whole can of worms. So even though it sounds all out of whack, I let her rattle on bending my ear with this cock and bull story.
Well, to make a long story short, Sugar Daddy finds his heart in his mouth when he sees what a pickle he's in. So he grabs his cell phone and calls his flavor of the month (my friend) and starts crying in his beer about how he's going to be toast if she doesn't hustle her bustle over there and help him put some lipstick on the pig before the police throw him in the pokey.
Now, I have to admit, she's a little wet behind the ears, otherwise she would have known that he was feeding her a line. But no, she swallows it hook, line and sinker. She throws caution to the wind and lays rubber all the way across town to rescue a drunk who's dumber than a stump.
When she walked in the bar, the victim was still out cold and she actually thought he had kicked the bucket - you know, bought the farm. But she got him on his feet and paid through the nose for a cab to take him home. Then she and Sugar Daddy took a powder before the cavalry arrived.
But here's the icing on the cake. The next day, Sugar Daddy hands my friend the green weenie! That's right. He says he needs some space, wants to consider his options, and thinks they should cool it.
Well, I tried to soft peddle it for my friend's sake, but she really kissed the pooch on this one. I should have just put my cards on the table and told her that's what happens when you wear your heart on your sleeve. So put that in your pipe and smoke it!
Oh well, that's how the cookie crumbles.
Is this what rocks your boat?
I'd like to put a bug in your ear about something that just has me rolling in the aisles. It's been a month of Sundays since I heard it through the grapevine but if I don't dish the dirt on this soon I'll be beside myself.
One day when it was raining cats and dogs, my best bud stuck her foot in her mouth and spilled the beans about her main squeeze. She's always had loose lips but this time she really talked my arm off about her sugar daddy.
It seems he'd had his nose to the grindstone for months till he finally popped a cork and went on the lam from work. He hot-footed it to the local watering hole and really tied one on. In two shakes of a lamb's tail he wound up three sheets to the wind. I mean drunk as a skunk.
The next thing you know, someone ticked him off and like a bull in a china shop he wiped the floor with the guy - totally cleaned his clock. Of course, he didn't know the guy from a hole in the wall, but it turns out the guy was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and is all but joined at the hip with the son of Sugar Daddy's boss.
Are you getting the big picture here?
At this point in time, I'm about to blow off the whole shootin' match cause I just can't quite get my arms around this walk in the park. But my girlfriend is becoming a real basket case over the whole can of worms. So even though it sounds all out of whack, I let her rattle on bending my ear with this cock and bull story.
Well, to make a long story short, Sugar Daddy finds his heart in his mouth when he sees what a pickle he's in. So he grabs his cell phone and calls his flavor of the month (my friend) and starts crying in his beer about how he's going to be toast if she doesn't hustle her bustle over there and help him put some lipstick on the pig before the police throw him in the pokey.
Now, I have to admit, she's a little wet behind the ears, otherwise she would have known that he was feeding her a line. But no, she swallows it hook, line and sinker. She throws caution to the wind and lays rubber all the way across town to rescue a drunk who's dumber than a stump.
When she walked in the bar, the victim was still out cold and she actually thought he had kicked the bucket - you know, bought the farm. But she got him on his feet and paid through the nose for a cab to take him home. Then she and Sugar Daddy took a powder before the cavalry arrived.
But here's the icing on the cake. The next day, Sugar Daddy hands my friend the green weenie! That's right. He says he needs some space, wants to consider his options, and thinks they should cool it.
Well, I tried to soft peddle it for my friend's sake, but she really kissed the pooch on this one. I should have just put my cards on the table and told her that's what happens when you wear your heart on your sleeve. So put that in your pipe and smoke it!
Oh well, that's how the cookie crumbles.
Is this what rocks your boat?
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Endless_Night
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"Once in a blue moon," is one I picked up from my crazy pagan aunt. (The crazy has nothing to do with the pagan.) The meaning of which seems to have changed over time, along with the definition of blue moon. Turns out it's attributed to an anti-clerical pamphlet in 1528. Who knew?
And, yes, I googled.
"Lord love a duck," I picked up from a grandparent. Wodehouse...I think.
No to messy sex. A big NO to food in bed. :/
Trekka
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I wanna grab the entire PG by the lapels and shake all of you!
*does NOT understand the no messy sex and no food in bed policies!*
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*does NOT understand the no messy sex and no food in bed policies!*
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Trekka
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mickyp123
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It's all about having the right thumb pressure
Trekka
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mickyp123
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Isn't it, though?
Every time i see the cage over a champagne bottle cork i think of chastity devices lol
Trekka
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mickyp123
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Well then
You can't beat a nice ballinger
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