Erotic Fortunes Told

[forestpoet]

Shit. I am impressed. This is spot on accurate.

My second wife died a few years ago and that did indeed represent a major change. I left that stage of my life behind and I'm somewhat averse to having a relationship at this time.

A close friend who was indeed jealous of me for my kids and my resources have now parted ways. He's one of those who thinks that because I have money that he has a right to it. My problem is that when I have helped him in the past he has squandered the help I gave him. Like I sent him money for food and then saw on Facebook where he spent the money on model rockets.

I'm also dealing with prostate cancer. I was rather expecting to be gone by now yet I am still here. Still pretty functional, too. My PSA in April was 27 and last week it was 3.1. Major improvement. I am doing a regimen that my HMO and some people on this board would never approve of and all the same it seems to be working so I'll keep at it.

I have no idea who is going to push me to look deep inside myself. Maybe it's someone I haven't met yet.

In any case, thank you.

I am very sorry to hear about your second wife and your health .Even though I'm glad to hear about the improvement, it still must be a challenge to go through. Based on what you've said so far, I think that you are yet to meet the person you need, but keep an eye out for them, because they'll be coming into your life soon if they aren't already there.

 

[forestpoet]

Once before, I had my fortune read. It was so accurate that I've been afraid to do that again.

But I'm willing to try again publically for my erotic fortune.

Thank you,

DeeDee

I'll try my best to not be too frightening, then!

Alright, I've drawn The Emperor in your past, the inverted two of cups in your present, and the inverted King of cups in your future. This is already a very interesting spread and suggests you're moving in the direction of a pretty deep relationship, but let's break that down.

The Emperor is in your past and is a very strong card representing authority. This is telling me that you were involved in a situation where one person held all the power in the dynamic, which could be good or bad depending on your own wants.
This is followed up by the inverted two of cups, which suggests you're currently emotionally available and looking for a connection. Perhaps it's related to that Emperor in the past and you want to experience more of that dynamic but aren't currently getting it?
Lastly, the inverted king of cups is your future. The court cards usually represent a specific person, in this case someone who will help you sort out your own inner feelings and be a figure of strength in your life. However, you should be careful because the King of cups can also be emotionally manipulative and may be using you for their own ends.

 

[DeeDeeX2]

Thank you for your thoughtful analysis. I certainly have been in seemingly powerless situations and relationships that crushed my soul and hardened my heart. Am I destined to repeat the same mistakes in my search for meaningful relationships? Maybe so. Hopefully, I've learned from my mistakes and can be in the lookout for the King of cups. Am I strong enough to break the cycle of repeated heartbreaks that my fortune suggests?

 

[forestpoet]

Thank you for your thoughtful analysis. I certainly have been in seemingly powerless situations and relationships that crushed my soul and hardened my heart. Am I destined to repeat the same mistakes in my search for meaningful relationships? Maybe so. Hopefully, I've learned from my mistakes and can be in the lookout for the King of cups. Am I strong enough to break the cycle of repeated heartbreaks that my fortune suggests?

I have a hunch you have that strength within you, even if you haven't found it yet

 

[Baztrachian]

Overall, not a very promising reading. Since it's no fun to leave people on a negative note, I drew one more card for you, specifically about advice to improving the outlook for sex. I drew the inverted queen of pentacles. Like the knight, the queen is a court card and usually represents a specific person. In this case, someone who's going to push you to look deep inside yourself. Classically, the queen cards are all said to be women, but I find that this isn't always the case and so they might be otherwise in your case.

You have really spooked me out. Last night I got a call after 10pm from a girl I had known in high school and who I had not seen since an informal class reunion gathering in 2018. She called to tell me that a friend of ours from high school had committed suicide following a bad divorce and an estrangement from his daughter.

Her timing was remarkable coming just hours after your reading. Aside from the phone call I have no idea if we will reconnect. All the same it is still remarkable to me.

Thank you again.

 

[forestpoet]

You have really spooked me out. Last night I got a call after 10pm from a girl I had known in high school and who I had not seen since an informal class reunion gathering in 2018. She called to tell me that a friend of ours from high school had committed suicide following a bad divorce and an estrangement from his daughter.

Her timing was remarkable coming just hours after your reading. Aside from the phone call I have no idea if we will reconnect. All the same it is still remarkable to me.

Thank you again.

Oh goodness, I'm very sorry to hear about the mutual friend. But as for the classmate who contacted you, I'll be hoping that everything goes the way you would want with her and she really does give you what you need to do that introspection the cards suggested!

 

[forestpoet]

Also, good morning to everyone who is currently in the morning! The weekend has rolled around for me at last, which means I have plenty of time for telling fortunes. If anyone else is looking to get their fortune told in the realms of love or lust, step right up!

 

[forestpoet]

The offer is still open to anyone and everyone

 

[Sexydrana]

The offer is still open to anyone and everyone

I’ll take another! Pull for me for Halloween please and thank you

 

[forestpoet]

I’ll take another! Pull for me for Halloween please and thank you

Gladly!

For yours, I'm doing three cards to represent the beginning, middle, and climax (heh) of your Halloween. I've drawn the High Priestess, the inverted Page of Swords, and the inverted Ace of Swords. Right off the top, I'm seeing an air-dominant reading, which means there will be a lot happening in the realm of intellectual stimulation. If you're more turned on by deep thoughts, this is a good sign.

The High Priestess is how things will kick off. This card can represent a few different things, but specifically in your case it seems to be calling out to your divine feminine aspect.

Who will be doing that calling is the Page of Swords. Normally this is someone who is going to help you with your own intellect, but because they're inverted, it instead means they're most likely a scatterbrained individual. Perhaps someone with their head in the clouds.

Lastly, we have the climax, the inverted ace of swords. This is a fairly bad sign for things with your Page, since it represents a lack of stimulation or arguments. So put all together, it sounds to me like you'll meet someone who will end up not satisfying you.

Since that's an unsatisfying reading, I pulled one more card for advice on what you can do to improve things. For this, I drew the Fool inverted. This says to me that there's something you want or are going to want closer to Halloween, but you hold yourself back because you fear it's too reckless. To get the best possible love on Halloween, however, you should let yourself chase that thing (or person) you want!

 

[Luvlit2025]

Hello and greetings, one and all! I'm very new here and thought a good way to dip my toes in the water, so to speak, would be to share a bit of fun. I have a talent with fortune-telling (or so I've been told) and will gladly tell any fortunes related to love, lust, or any other related emotions for you kind folks. There's only a small chance I'll use it as a thinly-veiled segue into flirting with you, so what do you have to lose?

If it matters for these purposes, I'm 33, male, and living in the eastern time zone of the US.

I’m in! Read me on the general and in terms of relationships, please?

 

[snexxer]

I'd love to hear your interpretation of my cards.

 

[forestpoet]

I’m in! Read me on the general and in terms of relationships, please?

Of course! Since you want both a relationship and general reading, I'm going to take this opportunity to get a bit fancy and do a five card spread representing both intersecting.

The cards I drew were the inverted Hierophant at the centerpoint, surrounded by the Eight of Cups, the inverted Moon, the Hanged Man, and the Page of Swords.

The inverted Hierophant takes up the center place in the reading and this represents you and where you're at, both in general and in relationships. This says pretty strongly that both in life and in love, you're a non-conformist. You like to challenge tradition and live a life unique to your own passions.

To the left is the eight of Cups, representing your general past. This card suggests that even though we aren't looking at love yet, relationships both romantic and platonic are of special importance to you. Furthermore, you've drawn a lot of power from these relationships. This thread runs through your present lifestyle and into the future, represented by the inverted Moon. When the Moon shows up inverted, that typically means that you're going to be moving past a point of fear soon. However, it can also just as easily mean your intuition is going to be blocked, so be careful of that.

And then we have your relationships. In the past is the Hanged Man, which tells me that you had to let go of someone important. It can also mean that you've been feeling trapped, but based on your other cards, I'm leaning more toward the letting go symbolism here. This travels up through the inverted Hierophant and into your romantic future, shown here in the Page of Swords. The page is a court card and these typically represent specific people. Here, it's suggesting that you're about to meet someone who is going to challenge your thoughts, but in a good way. Most likely, they're going to also tie in with the inverted Moon, helping you move past something you've been afraid of.

 

[forestpoet]

I'd love to hear your interpretation of my cards.

I would be happy to share what I find!

For you, I drew the inverted ten of swords, the knight of swords, and the nine of cups.

The inverted ten of swords is in your past. This card, when inverted, is about overcoming past hardships and so it would seem you were pulled out of some amount of relationship difficulty in the near past. This directly links to the present card, the knight of swords.

As with all court cards, the knight of swords typically represents a specific person and in this case, it would seem they came to the rescue, so to speak, and pulled you into a much better place romantically. Lastly we have the nine of cups in your future. The nine of cups represents a "happily ever after" sort of moment. Given the story being told to me by the first two cards, I would say you and your knight have a blessed future ahead of you!

 

[Hipshot1554]

Thank you for your thoughtful analysis. I certainly have been in seemingly powerless situations and relationships that crushed my soul and hardened my heart. Am I destined to repeat the same mistakes in my search for meaningful relationships? Maybe so. Hopefully, I've learned from my mistakes and can be in the lookout for the King of cups. Am I strong enough to break the cycle of repeated heartbreaks that my fortune suggests?

Tomorrow is a new day, and the future is in your hands.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ok, I’m game for a public card reading!

 

[madmatt618]

I’m game!

 

[forestpoet]

Ok, I’m game for a public card reading!

I'd be happy to! For you, I drew the ten of cups, the inverted ace of pentacles, and the inverted nine of pentacles. Right away, I'm seeing a lot of pentacles, which is the earth element. This is a strong feminine energy and typically relates to physicality, so very broadly speaking this suggests you're in a point where physical connections aren't working out for you how you would want them to (hence the inversions).

But the ten of cups is in your past. This tells me you had a long-term relationship, but since it's past tense, it's no longer in the picture. The inverted ace of pentacles is in your present and implies a lack of stability, traditionally due to financial pressures but also perhaps not in this case. And continuing with the earth element is your future, the inverted nine of pentacles. This suggests that the instability will continue, more specifically manifesting in a general lack of relationship security.

Since this was a bit of a downer, I drew a fourth card for some advice to improve the situation and got the inverted Hierophant. This card is all about role reversals and challenging tradition. Given your previous reading, I would say the advice is to try looking at relationships from the opposite perspective you normally approach them in and try something you normally wouldn't.

 

[SmilingLez]

Hello and greetings, one and all! I'm very new here and thought a good way to dip my toes in the water, so to speak, would be to share a bit of fun. I have a talent with fortune-telling (or so I've been told) and will gladly tell any fortunes related to love, lust, or any other related emotions for you kind folks. There's only a small chance I'll use it as a thinly-veiled segue into flirting with you, so what do you have to lose?

If it matters for these purposes, I'm 33, male, and living in the eastern time zone of the US.

I will bite too. Lay it on me sir!

 

[forestpoet]

I’m game!

Let's do it, then! For you, I drew the inverted page of cups, the eight of pentacles, and the inverted two of cups. The fact that this is bookended by inverted cups cards with pentacles in the middle says to me that you're currently in a pocket of stability, but have moved from stormy relationship prospects and will be going back into those stormy waters in the future. But let's see what the specific cards have to say.

The inverted page of cups is a court card, which typically represents a specific person. This says to me there was someone you were involved with, possibly someone with a strong jealous streak. However, the eight of pentacles in your present says that you've actively been putting in the work toward improving your relationship prospects lately and it's been paying off, at least in the short term. However, the inverted two of cups in your future suggests that disharmony is going to creep in if you let it.

Since this was a bit on the negative side, I drew a last card for advice on how you can improve the fortune and got the queen of pentacles. Like all the court cards, the queen of pentacles usually represents a specific person. The queen of pentacles is typically associated with a mature, grounded female. If you know anyone like that, she's the key to finding happiness in your love life.

 

[madmatt618]

Mature, grounded female…that would be my wife. I’ll take it.

 

[Him15]

Oh I'd love my fortune told

 

[forestpoet]

Mature, grounded female…that would be my wife. I’ll take it.

Sounds like you're in exactly the right place, then

 

[forestpoet]

I will bite too. Lay it on me sir!

I would be happy to! For you, I drew the inverted nine of swords, the page of wands, and the inverted three of cups. This is actually a fairly intricate one to read, despite how it would first look.

The inverted nine of swords suggests feelings of guilt, but also at the same time that there was still improvement happening despite that guilt. That improvement leads into the page of wands in your present. The page of wands, being a court cards, symbolizes a specific person, in this case someone who is energetic, charismatic, and passionate. This person could be you, by the way, if you feel like those descriptors match yourself. Lastly, we have the inverted three of cups in your future. This suggests that any romance now is going to lead to strife in the future.

Since this was a bit negative, I drew a card for advice and actually got two cards. When that happens, I assume that means both were meant for you and go with it. In your case, I got the ten of swords and the inverted Empress. The inverted Empress is about reliance on others, while the ten of swords is about the same sort of drama your future reading implies. Putting these together, what I'm seeing is that the way to success for you is to rely on others in your life. The rocky future for your romance may be happening anyway, but by relying on others for a bit, you'll get through to the brighter times that come after.

 

[forestpoet]

Oh I'd love my fortune told

And I'd be happy to tell it
For you, I drew the inverted ten of pentacles, the ten of wands, and the inverted Chariot. There are a lot of tens here, which typically indicates a lot of powerful events, but let's see what specifically we're dealing with.

The inverted ten of pentacles indicates you may have been in relationships where arguments were happening a lot in the past. This is continued on into your present by the ten of wands, which indicates you may have been taking on too much of the burden in these relationships and perhaps now you're just beginning to suspect that. Lastly, the inverted Chariot is in your future, which indicates a certain amount of forcefulness is about to enter your love life. This can be a good thing, especially if that force is going to lift some of the weight off of your shoulders, but it can also be lacking in direction and very easily turn into anger or resentment, so watch out for that.

Since I've been drawing advice cards a lot lately, I decided to draw one for you as well and got the six of pentacles. The six of pentacles is all about bringing harmony to your physical world, most classically your own body. So from this I get that if you take extra care of yourself, then the rest will follow.