Erotic Fortunes Told

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Me, please!

 

[Peter_Out]

Do me! Do me!

Err... not like that, dude...

 

[forestpoet]

Hey - I could use another one please x

It would be an honor

For you, I drew the World inverted, the four of cups, and the Wheel of Fortune inverted while specifically focusing on the erotic side of a love reading. The beginning and end don't exactly bode well and so I can already see I'll be drawing a fourth card, but first let's focus on what these three have to say.

The World inverted is in your past and suggests you've been stagnating recently in terms of lustful endeavors. Perhaps you've been trying to force things to move and they just aren't going anywhere. This leads directly into your present, represented by the four of cups. This card says that you have been feeling frustrated by this stagnation. This frustration could be tipping into nostalgia or disillusionment with equal likelihood.

Lastly, we have the Wheel of Fortune inverted in your future. This is an all-around bad luck card, so that tells me that as long as you stay on your current path, whatever sexy activities you're craving aren't going to manifest. Or worse, they will but they'll leave you dissatisfied.

To help counterbalance this gloomy reading, I drew a fourth card for advice you might use to improve your erotic life and drew the two of cups. This card is a very auspicious one to get here, as the two of cups is all about blossoming romance. So what I'm getting here is that the way to avoid the bad luck, you're going to want to kindle a likely new romance. It could be a brief thing, or it could be longer. It could even be a rekindling of an existing romance if that option is open to you. But regardless of the path, you need to treat it like it's brand new.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Ooh ooh me next please?

 

[forestpoet]

Me, please!

I would be happy to! For you, I have drawn the three of swords, the nine of cups, and the Tower inverted. That last one in particular is quite mysterious, but we'll see what it has to say.

Firstly, the three of swords is in your past. This card represents heartbreak and pretty strongly tells me you had a major letdown in things erotic which has led you to your present point. Whatever that letdown was, however, it's in your past and important to keep there.

The nine of cups is in your present and is a very good card to find here for this reading. This card is all about success, fulfillment, and even specifically sexual fulfillment. This tells me that you've moved into a very good place and found an outlet for your desires which is giving you a lot of good. If it's something public, like art or writing, it also suggests that your art is going to be very well-received if it hasn't been already.

Lastly, the Tower inverted is in your future. This is a little bit of a bittersweet card, because it means you're headed into a point where a chapter in your erotic life will be over. What I'm personally seeing here is that whatever is tied to that three of swords, the "old you", if you will, is going to need to be put behind you for good, but there's still a bit of it inside you, hoping to cling on. However, I could also be off with that and it's a different aspect that'll come to an end. One thing, though, that the Tower definitely says is that it won't be an easy process. Just take things one step at a time and keep your wits about you and you should move through it to good times ahead.

 

[forestpoet]

Do me! Do me!

Err... not like that, dude...

I'm always happy to oblige ;P

For you, I drew the six of wands, the four of swords inverted, and the two of swords inverted. Swords is tied to the element of air and symbolizes intellectual pursuits and conflict, so this tells me you're moving into a very tumultuous time in your erotic life. But let's break it down properly and see what we can learn.

The six of wands is in your past. This tells me that you were in a position of victory, so to speak. This implies to me that either you were the sort of person who was very good at attracting welcome attention from a lot of different people, or you were in a relationship with someone who was extremely devoted to you. Either way, that's a good spot to be in.

But from there, you have moved to the four of swords inverted, which is your present. This card suggests that despite the positivity in the past, you entered a bit of a burn-out and now you're in a place where you need to rest. Which would suggest that sex will not be forthcoming in the future, and to chase it would be to spiral deeper into that sort of erotic burn-out you need to be careful of.

Lastly, the two of swords inverted is in your future. This suggests to me that you're not the sort of person who wants to take the advice at the end of the above paragraph and will continue to chase your erotic desires rather than rest. This is going to lead to true burn-out and will do more harm than good.

To balance that rather grim conclusion, I drew a fourth card for advice and got the five of swords inverted. This continues the theme the main reading had going, as it's advice is to communicate and rest, specifically focusing on releasing any stress you may have been keeping inside yourself.

 

[forestpoet]

Ooh ooh me next please?

Your wish is my command ;P

For you, I drew the World inverted, the seven of cups, and the Lovers inverted. I'm noticing a lot of people have been getting the World inverted in their past lately and that in itself says something interesting regarding the general energy flowing here these days. But we're here to talk about you, not energy patterns!

Firstly, the World inverted is in your past. This card says that your erotic life was stagnating for a while and this was giving you a fair bit of frustration. Based on what I'm seeing here from the next two cards, the stagnation may have been simply a lack of good outlets for your erotic thoughts and desires.

This moves into your present, represented by the seven of cups. This card tells me that you've gone from having too few options for outlets to a wide variety you could choose, maybe even too many. It also tells me that imagination is playing a big role here for you and that a lot of what you're doing right now is creative, imaginative play rather than physical activities. This isn't necessarily a bad thing, of course.

Lastly, the Lovers inverted is in your future. This tells me that if you continue to follow your current path, you'll reach a point where you no longer connect with the outlet you have chosen. Again, this may not be a bad thing and may simply represent a shift from mental eroticism to something more physical. But it is something to keep in mind.

Although your final card wasn't specifically negative, I did draw a fourth card for advice and got Judgment. This suggests that what you need to do to get the best possible erotic life moving forward is to awaken to some desire you have deep within your heart. My first thought is that there's a kink you should be exploring but aren't, something that your subconscious longs for and will make other explorations eventually seem uninteresting because deep down, what you want is this one thing. That's just my take on it, anyway!

 

[MiaBabe23]

Your wish is my command ;P

For you, I drew the World inverted, the seven of cups, and the Lovers inverted. I'm noticing a lot of people have been getting the World inverted in their past lately and that in itself says something interesting regarding the general energy flowing here these days. But we're here to talk about you, not energy patterns!

Firstly, the World inverted is in your past. This card says that your erotic life was stagnating for a while and this was giving you a fair bit of frustration. Based on what I'm seeing here from the next two cards, the stagnation may have been simply a lack of good outlets for your erotic thoughts and desires.

This moves into your present, represented by the seven of cups. This card tells me that you've gone from having too few options for outlets to a wide variety you could choose, maybe even too many. It also tells me that imagination is playing a big role here for you and that a lot of what you're doing right now is creative, imaginative play rather than physical activities. This isn't necessarily a bad thing, of course.

Lastly, the Lovers inverted is in your future. This tells me that if you continue to follow your current path, you'll reach a point where you no longer connect with the outlet you have chosen. Again, this may not be a bad thing and may simply represent a shift from mental eroticism to something more physical. But it is something to keep in mind.

Although your final card wasn't specifically negative, I did draw a fourth card for advice and got Judgment. This suggests that what you need to do to get the best possible erotic life moving forward is to awaken to some desire you have deep within your heart. My first thought is that there's a kink you should be exploring but aren't, something that your subconscious longs for and will make other explorations eventually seem uninteresting because deep down, what you want is this one thing. That's just my take on it, anyway!

Oof so change something I’m doing to get my cunt’s desires? Well that’s too vague lmao

 

[ChiffonCupCake]

This flows into the three of swords in your present, which is unfortunately the card of heartbreak. Going off the first card, this would say to me that you've grown frustrated with the lack of success, even if you can't really admit that to yourself. Maybe you're wondering if you'll ever get what you're looking for at all.

Lastly, the four of swords is in your future. Based on the past two cards, this suggests that you're about to enter a period of rest and reflection on your desires. This would mean to not expect very many erotic escapades during this time, but the rest will be productive rather than frustrating, giving you better insight into how to get to where you want to be.

Thank you for your insightful reading. I am particularly interested in your interpretation of my present and your initial read on my future. I find them illuminating and relevant requiring serious consideration.

 

[forestpoet]

Oof so change something I’m doing to get my cunt’s desires? Well that’s too vague lmao

I can certainly try being more specific for you if you'd like

So firstly, the initial reading is less about changing something you're doing and more about realizing there's something you want that you aren't thinking about. To use a very silly example, imagine someone has a foot fetish but is so deep in denial that they don't even think they have one at all. They might have sex and even enjoy it, but there will always be that nagging feeling in the quiet moments afterward that tells them there's something they're missing out on. Not that you're into feet necessarily, but it's the same sort of idea here.

I could do a reading to shed some light on what that specific thing might be for you, but people tend to not like getting called out on that sort of thing, so I would probably want to do that privately if you were interested at all.

 

[Catepillar_glacier]

Ooo, may I have a turn?

 

[SusanHoward]

Hello, fp! Any updates since your last enticement?

 

[MiaBabe23]

I can certainly try being more specific for you if you'd like

So firstly, the initial reading is less about changing something you're doing and more about realizing there's something you want that you aren't thinking about. To use a very silly example, imagine someone has a foot fetish but is so deep in denial that they don't even think they have one at all. They might have sex and even enjoy it, but there will always be that nagging feeling in the quiet moments afterward that tells them there's something they're missing out on. Not that you're into feet necessarily, but it's the same sort of idea here.

I could do a reading to shed some light on what that specific thing might be for you, but people tend to not like getting called out on that sort of thing, so I would probably want to do that privately if you were interested at all.

Thank you!
I’m fairly sure I know my kinks and desires intimately well at this point, but that was fun, thanks!

 

[forestpoet]

Ooo, may I have a turn?

Of course For you, I drew the three of pentacles, the two of swords inverted, and the Chariot inverted. This is a fairly kinetic reading, so already you can expect things to be moving around a lot in your love life moving ahead.

The three of pentacles is in your past. This suggests that you've put a lot of work into your own love life in the past, and this work has paid off for you, at least for the most part. One thing that's clear is that you're standing on a very solid foundation as far as that goes.

The inverted two of swords is in your present, however, which suggests that you have something causing you indecision which, while not directly about your love life, is affecting it negatively. Most commonly, this is going to be something like work stress causing a lowering of sex drive or something similar.

This ties in with your future, represented by the Chariot inverted. This card in this state is all about forcefulness and speeding ahead without any real control, which of course can be reckless if unchecked. But overall, the message I'm getting from the cards is a positive one

 

[forestpoet]

Hello, fp! Any updates since your last enticement?

Well, that all depends on what you mean by my last enticement!

 

[Catepillar_glacier]

Of course For you, I drew the three of pentacles, the two of swords inverted, and the Chariot inverted. This is a fairly kinetic reading, so already you can expect things to be moving around a lot in your love life moving ahead.

The three of pentacles is in your past. This suggests that you've put a lot of work into your own love life in the past, and this work has paid off for you, at least for the most part. One thing that's clear is that you're standing on a very solid foundation as far as that goes.

The inverted two of swords is in your present, however, which suggests that you have something causing you indecision which, while not directly about your love life, is affecting it negatively. Most commonly, this is going to be something like work stress causing a lowering of sex drive or something similar.

This ties in with your future, represented by the Chariot inverted. This card in this state is all about forcefulness and speeding ahead without any real control, which of course can be reckless if unchecked. But overall, the message I'm getting from the cards is a positive one

Interesting! Thank you!

 

[Lord_Libido]

I'm curious. Send it to me in a PM.

 

[Peter_Out]

I'm always happy to oblige ;P

For you, I drew the six of wands, the four of swords inverted, and the two of swords inverted. Swords is tied to the element of air and symbolizes intellectual pursuits and conflict, so this tells me you're moving into a very tumultuous time in your erotic life. But let's break it down properly and see what we can learn.

Maybe I just play a lot of chess

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To balance that rather grim conclusion, I drew a fourth card for advice and got the five of swords inverted. This continues the theme the main reading had going, as it's advice is to communicate and rest, specifically focusing on releasing any stress you may have been keeping inside yourself.

That's a lorra lorra swords. Are you sure that you shuffled before picking cards?!

Anyway, we know what swords look like. Basically, you're telling me to go and have a good wank, yes?

(Joking aside, a lot of that was surprisingly, depressingly, accurate )