Erotic Fortunes Told

[forestpoet]

Thank you. I am a little thrown at how plausible this is.

You're welcome! If you ever want to go more in-depth, you know where to find me

 

[NIKAlit96]

This sounds very interesting. I am open to a public reading

 

[forestpoet]

This sounds very interesting. I am open to a public reading

I would be happy to give you one! I'll be drawing three cards for you to represent the positive aspect, negative aspect, and outcome of your love life for 2026. You've gotten the ten of cups, the seven of wands inverted, and the Hermit. I'm seeing water and fire at odds, which suggests to me that this year will be marked by a conflict between emotional and sexual needs, but let's dive in a little more and see what we can learn.

Firstly, the ten of cups is your positive aspect. This represents the beginning of a new cycle in your relationships. That could be a new relationship completely, but it also could be a new chapter in an ongoing one. Based on the other cards, I'm more inclined to think it's a new chapter in an old relationship, but that isn't totally clear and I could be mistaken. But either way, this is your positive aspect, so it's going to be a good change, specifically something that will fulfill emotional needs you weren't getting satisfied before.

Next, the seven of wands inverted is in your negative aspect. The seven of wands is a fire card and deals in sexuality. Here, it's suggesting that there's going to be something in your sex life that you won't want to address, but leaving it alone will cause you suffering. This is where the play between fire and water is at its most potent and I'm seeing this as saying that the thing you want to leave alone is something that will make sex better for you, but at the risk of hindering emotional matters.

Lastly, the overall outcome is the Hermit. This suggests that the tug of war mentioned earlier is going to lead you to take some alone time and introspection. This could be very good, though, as that introspection will help you sort out whatever it is that's making your love life so tumultuous. Overall, though, it should be a pretty good year as far as matters of love go

 

[Wand3rlust]

I most certainly am still here and would be honored to give you a reading for 2026! Since we're looking ahead to a new year, I'll be doing a different format than before. Instead of past, present, and future, we're going to analyze only the future, with the cards representing the positive aspect, negative aspect, and overall outcome of your erotic endeavors. For you, I drew the World inverted, the four of wands, and the ace of cups inverted.



The World inverted is in your positive aspect and is suggesting that things are going to be moving very quickly. There will be a delay before the sudden rush, however, so if things are feeling slow at first, be patient and give it time. That's what the inverted nature of the card is implying here.



Next we have the four of wands in the negative aspect. This is interesting because the wands is the suit of fire and sexuality is within its domain. The four of wands in particular represents stability within your sex life, but since this is in the negative aspect, that tells me that things are going to be almost too stable. You would like a mix-up of some sort and it just isn't going to come along on its own terms. You may need to force something here, which would tie back to the World and its long delay followed by a big surge of action.



Lastly, we have the ace of cups inverted in the overall outcome. This tells me that this year will bring about the end of an old cycle. This could be as dramatic as a relationship falling apart, but it also could be a positive end of a cycle, particularly if in reference to things being more boring than you would like. One thing that does stand out to me regarding the ace of cups in this particular reading, however, is that it offers a word of caution against being too forceful when it comes to making things happen, as that force which unsticks things can also cause them to fall apart.

Thank you so much, FP. Lots to think on. I may be back for more.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

A very happy 2026 to you as well! Just as I mentioned above, I'm going to do a different reading for the year ahead, focusing on the positive aspect, negative aspect, and overall outcome in the realm of eroticism and romance for your year ahead. For you, I have drawn the Fool inverted, the nine of wands inverted, and the three of pentacles inverted. That already tells me you're going to have a very tumultuous year as your love life is turned upside-down in a manner of speaking, but let's see the details!



First, the Fool inverted is your positive aspect. This suggests you're going to be starting a completely new adventure in the realm of love. The fact that the card is inverted implies that whatever this adventure is, it will be something you have very little knowledge of at the time of beginning, so you'll be moving forward without the benefit of experience. Since it's in the positive aspect, however, I feel the situation will be a good one on the whole.



Next, the nine of wands inverted is your negative aspect. This tells me that, possibly related to the Fool earlier, an existing project of yours is going to come to an end and it won't be very satisfactory. This is pretty straightforward and will most likely be very disappointing, but you'll be in a position to make the most of it and watch for opportunities to open a new door.



Lastly, the inverted three of pentacles is in your overall outcome. This suggests that 2026 is going to be less of a year about focusing on technical skills and more about the emotional side of your life. The fact that it's shown up here at all in its inverted state also suggests that perhaps you were focusing too much on development of professional or similar realms last year, and that the Fool opening up now is your chance to explore deeper parts of yourself. Perhaps not very sexy sounding, but I think we can all relate to work getting in the way of our love lives!

Thank you. Much appreciated