Erotic Fortunes Told

[Sexydrana]

I love that this thread is popping off! If you haven’t gotten a card reading with tarot you should definitely give him a chance to pull erotic fortunes for you

 

[firefox27eros]

I'd be happy to! For you, I drew the knight of swords, the inverted queen of swords, and the king of cups. The court cards typically represent specific people in your life, and the fact that you have nothing but court cards says a lot. But let's see what each of these is!

The knight of swords is in your past. This typically represents someone active and very smart, possibly someone who took the initiative and came to you rather than you being the one to make the first move. This could be a past partner, or even someone you had an interest in but things just didn't align.

The inverted queen of swords is your present and, like the knight, represents a person. Usually, the queen of swords is feminine and brings a certain level of conflict and emotional detachment into relationships. Since this is your present, it suggests to me that your attention is on someone in specific right now, but perhaps things are rockier than you would like.

Lastly is the king of cups, which is your future. My intuition is telling me that this is you, or rather, the person you will become if you stay on the current path. The king of cups is someone who has become a sort of leader, an example of compassion, affection, and kindness to the outer world. That definitely sounds like something worth being if you ask me, so I'd say you're on the right path even if things don't seem like it all the time

@forestpoet Thank you so much for your reading and explanation.
The past was spot on and really accurate.
The present is fairly true captured.
Thank you for confirming that I am on the right track, even if these are not exactly the qualities I would like to develop or emphasise in the future.

I am very surprised how really well you captured these events, persons and the changes.
Thank you so much again, I really appreciate it.

 

[forestpoet]

@forestpoet Thank you so much for your reading and explanation.
The past was spot on and really accurate.
The present is fairly true captured.
Thank you for confirming that I am on the right track, even if these are not exactly the qualities I would like to develop or emphasise in the future.

I am very surprised how really well you captured these events, persons and the changes.
Thank you so much again, I really appreciate it.

You're very welcome! And since you mention those aren't the qualities you're looking to develop in the future, I drew a fourth card asking what you can do to foster those qualities you *do* want to see in yourself and got the nine of pentacles.

The nine of pentacles is about self discipline and hard work leading to abundance. This is often focused more on matters of business than the heart, so perhaps start there and see where you end up. But regardless, the initial reading still stands that you're on the right track

 

[firefox27eros]

You're very welcome! And since you mention those aren't the qualities you're looking to develop in the future, I drew a fourth card asking what you can do to foster those qualities you *do* want to see in yourself and got the nine of pentacles.

The nine of pentacles is about self discipline and hard work leading to abundance. This is often focused more on matters of business than the heart, so perhaps start there and see where you end up. But regardless, the initial reading still stands that you're on the right track

This is exactly what I would like to work on, another bull's-eye!
Thank you very much for your confirmation and your kind words!

 

[forestpoet]

This is exactly what I would like to work on, another bull's-eye!
Thank you very much for your confirmation and your kind words!

You're welcome! I'm always happy to be of service

 

[coffeelover5]

How do I get a reading please?

 

[forestpoet]

How do I get a reading please?

Ask and ye shall receive! For you, I drew the inverted king of cups, the inverted wheel of fortune, and the knight of swords.

The inverted king of cups is in your past and, like all the court cards, represents a specific person. Here, this is someone with a lot of authority over your love life (possibly yourself), and they haven't been as kind as they should be. This flows naturally into the inverted Wheel of Fortune in your present. This card represents general bad luck, often tied to past actions. So here what I'm seeing is that a lack of empathy or kindness in your past has led to bad luck in romance at present.

The good news is that the knight of swords is in your future and this, too, represents a specific person. The knight of swords is an outgoing, ambitious individual with a keen intellect. Specifically in your case, what I'm seeing is that this person is going to be the one to help you break that bad luck, most likely through the offering of some sort of advice you've been waiting for possibly without even realizing it. So all things considered, you have much to look forward to!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I will. If you have time.

 

[forestpoet]

I will. If you have time.

I always have time

For you, I drew the inverted Devil, the Queen of pentacles, and the two of cups. Already this is an extremely positive reading, but I'll explain it card by card.

The inverted Devil is in your past. This pretty clearly says that you have recently overcome a difficulty relationship-wise and were able to master the situation successfully. This flows right into your present, where it continues with the queen of pentacles. This is a court card, which represents a specific person. In the case of the queen of pentacles, they will typically be a mature woman (or feminine person), usually generous and often met in the world of business. This could also be you, though, so keep that in mind.

Lastly we have your future, the two of cups. This card symbolizes mutual attraction, so that pretty clearly says to me you're about to meet someone you can share that spark with.

 

[Sexydrana]

Oh Forestpoet, please another fun reading for me since Halloween changed for me please and thank you as always sir

 

[forestpoet]

Oh Forestpoet, please another fun reading for me since Halloween changed for me please and thank you as always sir

It would be an honor!

For this, I'll draw four cards: The Good, the Bad, the Outcome, and Advice. Your cards are the inverted Four of Wands, the World, the eight of wands, and the inverted queen of swords.

The good of your new plans is represented by the inverted four of wands. The four of wands is all about community and feeling at home, so something will happen in your home space to bring the fun to you rather than you needing to go out anywhere. The fact that it's inverted here tells me that this is an aspect hidden to you at the moment, but it will reveal itself when you look for it.

The bad is represented by the World. This suggests that you want to travel somewhere, but cannot. Or perhaps it's that you have to travel somewhere you don't want to go to. I feel like it's more the first than the second.

The outcome is represented by the eight of wands. This card is all about exciting times and kindling a spark into a flame, so tonight is promising to be not only fun but perhaps even a bit romantic! Definitely keep an eye out for that if that's what you're after, but you should have a fun time regardless.

Lastly, we have the advice. Here we have the inverted queen of swords, representing a specific person. Here, I'm seeing this as the sort of person you should strive to be tonight rather than a person you would seek out. The queen of swords is chatty, candid, and forthcoming, but also a good problem solver. The fact that this card is inverted, as with the other, suggests to me that you'll want to look to traits you normally don't think you personally have tonight.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Please could I get a general reading too? Thanks

 

[Sexydrana]

It would be an honor!

For this, I'll draw four cards: The Good, the Bad, the Outcome, and Advice. Your cards are the inverted Four of Wands, the World, the eight of wands, and the inverted queen of swords.

The good of your new plans is represented by the inverted four of wands. The four of wands is all about community and feeling at home, so something will happen in your home space to bring the fun to you rather than you needing to go out anywhere. The fact that it's inverted here tells me that this is an aspect hidden to you at the moment, but it will reveal itself when you look for it.

The bad is represented by the World. This suggests that you want to travel somewhere, but cannot. Or perhaps it's that you have to travel somewhere you don't want to go to. I feel like it's more the first than the second.

The outcome is represented by the eight of wands. This card is all about exciting times and kindling a spark into a flame, so tonight is promising to be not only fun but perhaps even a bit romantic! Definitely keep an eye out for that if that's what you're after, but you should have a fun time regardless.

Lastly, we have the advice. Here we have the inverted queen of swords, representing a specific person. Here, I'm seeing this as the sort of person you should strive to be tonight rather than a person you would seek out. The queen of swords is chatty, candid, and forthcoming, but also a good problem solver. The fact that this card is inverted, as with the other, suggests to me that you'll want to look to traits you normally don't think you personally have tonight.

Well I for sure look forward to something positive for a change

 

[forestpoet]

Please could I get a general reading too? Thanks

I would be happy to! For you, I drew the six of pentacles, the eight of swords, and the inverted Justice.

The six of pentacles is in your past. This is a strong card representing employment and this tells me that you were steadily employed recently, but something has changed to shake that up a bit. This ties in with the eight of swords, which is in your present. This card says that you're feeling powerless and trapped, perhaps with a lot of anxiety. Based on the card coming before it, I would say those feelings probably are related to money in some way. And lastly is the Justice inverted in your future. This card, as the name would suggest, represents an inversion of justice: Corruption, lies, and other such nastiness. Again, I'm feeling like this is tied to the six of pentacles.

Since this was a rather dire spread, I drew a fourth card for you representing advice to improve your fortune and got the ace of pentacles. This card represents taking a risk and starting a new financial project. This could be as big as a job change or taking on a side hustle, or as small as looking for different responsibilities within your existing job.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I would be happy to! For you, I drew the six of pentacles, the eight of swords, and the inverted Justice.

The six of pentacles is in your past. This is a strong card representing employment and this tells me that you were steadily employed recently, but something has changed to shake that up a bit. This ties in with the eight of swords, which is in your present. This card says that you're feeling powerless and trapped, perhaps with a lot of anxiety. Based on the card coming before it, I would say those feelings probably are related to money in some way. And lastly is the Justice inverted in your future. This card, as the name would suggest, represents an inversion of justice: Corruption, lies, and other such nastiness. Again, I'm feeling like this is tied to the six of pentacles.

Since this was a rather dire spread, I drew a fourth card for you representing advice to improve your fortune and got the ace of pentacles. This card represents taking a risk and starting a new financial project. This could be as big as a job change or taking on a side hustle, or as small as looking for different responsibilities within your existing job.

Thanks.

 

[Polranny25]

I'M IN!, please

 

[forestpoet]

I'M IN!, please

I'd be happy to For you, I drew the eight of wands, the ten of cups, and the six of cups.

The eight of wands is in your past. This card suggests that in your past, you've been going through some exciting times in terms of romance. Specifically, one or more low-commitment encounters, so to speak. Perhaps that could be a bunch of dates, perhaps it could be more online in nature.

This continues on into your present, represented by the ten of cups. This card represents the beginning of a new cycle in your love life and tells me that either you've recently started that new cycle, or else you're about to very soon. In this case, the ten of cups may be showing a shift from a carefree attitude toward a more long-term relationship.

And finally, the six of cups is your future. Here, this card is saying that the new cycle mentioned earlier will bring about romantic healing and restore harmony which you many not have even thought to consider missing before, if this low-commitment relationships were something you were actively pursuing in the past.

 

[Man4mystery]

I’m up for it

 

[forestpoet]

I’m up for it

Let's see what the cards hold for you, then! I drew the Emperor inverted, the nine of cups, and the World. This is a pretty strong reading with two of the three being major arcana cards, but let's see what they have to say.

The Emperor inverted is your past. This card suggests that you've gotten out of a relationship in which one partner was overly controlling. That can be stifling for anybody, but the good news is that the nine of cups is in your present. This card says that the difficulties of the Emperor have been left behind and you're either currently or about to be enjoying a sense of fulfillment in your love life. And lastly, we have the World in your future. This is extremely positive, as here it's saying that you're on the path to finding true belonging in your love life. Where before you may have not been fully understood, you will be finding the person (or people) who get what you need and are able to actually deliver on it.

 

[Feathered2Orgasm]

Nice idea for a post. Clever.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Try me

 

[forestpoet]

Try me

Gladly For your fortune, I drew the page of cups, the Judgement, and the inverted eight of wands.

The page of cups is in your past. This typically represents a specific person, in this case someone who could be described as a dreamer. Given the nature of the fortune, it's very likely you had a crush on this person but nothing long-term ever came of it.

Next, we have the Judgement in your present. This is a fairly straightforward card in this case, suggesting you've started to go through a process of awakening and self-evaluation recently. This is a card from the major arcana, however, so it signals that something major is either happening or about to happen.

Lastly, we have the inverted eight of wands. This card represents missed opportunities and here is suggesting to me that while you're analyzing yourself, you may end up letting an opportunity for romance pass you by.

 

[ChiffonCupCake]

I certainly want to have my erotic fortune revealed by you. Thank you in advance.

 

[forestpoet]

I certainly want to have my erotic fortune revealed by you. Thank you in advance.

I would be glad to!

For you, I drew the World inverted, the three of swords, and the four of swords. Swords is the element of air and represents both intellectual pursuits and conflict, which suggests off the top that you're moving into something very cerebral, but let's see what the individual cards have to say.

The World inverted is in your past and suggests that there's something in particular you want in the realm of eroticism, but it's been delayed in getting to you. Perhaps you've been trying to take shortcuts, but if you have, they probably haven't really worked out.

This flows into the three of swords in your present, which is unfortunately the card of heartbreak. Going off the first card, this would say to me that you've grown frustrated with the lack of success, even if you can't really admit that to yourself. Maybe you're wondering if you'll ever get what you're looking for at all.

Lastly, the four of swords is in your future. Based on the past two cards, this suggests that you're about to enter a period of rest and reflection on your desires. This would mean to not expect very many erotic escapades during this time, but the rest will be productive rather than frustrating, giving you better insight into how to get to where you want to be.

Lastly, I drew a fourth card for you to shed some light on what you might look for to get your love life flowing again and drew the Emperor. This would suggest that you want to find an older man or someone with a strong sense of dependability and structure about them with whom you can share your thoughts.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hey - I could use another one please x