Erotic Fortunes Told

[SusanHoward]

OK, FP, how would you please tell me how my fortune looks? Public is fine, unless private seems smarter…

 

[Him15]

And I'd be happy to tell it
For you, I drew the inverted ten of pentacles, the ten of wands, and the inverted Chariot. There are a lot of tens here, which typically indicates a lot of powerful events, but let's see what specifically we're dealing with.

The inverted ten of pentacles indicates you may have been in relationships where arguments were happening a lot in the past. This is continued on into your present by the ten of wands, which indicates you may have been taking on too much of the burden in these relationships and perhaps now you're just beginning to suspect that. Lastly, the inverted Chariot is in your future, which indicates a certain amount of forcefulness is about to enter your love life. This can be a good thing, especially if that force is going to lift some of the weight off of your shoulders, but it can also be lacking in direction and very easily turn into anger or resentment, so watch out for that.

Since I've been drawing advice cards a lot lately, I decided to draw one for you as well and got the six of pentacles. The six of pentacles is all about bringing harmony to your physical world, most classically your own body. So from this I get that if you take extra care of yourself, then the rest will follow.

Thank you this was

 

[Cherrycokes4me]

Hello and greetings, one and all! I'm very new here and thought a good way to dip my toes in the water, so to speak, would be to share a bit of fun. I have a talent with fortune-telling (or so I've been told) and will gladly tell any fortunes related to love, lust, or any other related emotions for you kind folks. There's only a small chance I'll use it as a thinly-veiled segue into flirting with you, so what do you have to lose?

If it matters for these purposes, I'm 33, male, and living in the eastern time zone of the US.

Do me do me !! Pleeeeeeease x

 

[forestpoet]

OK, FP, how would you please tell me how my fortune looks? Public is fine, unless private seems smarter…

I'd be happy to give you a fortune here! I wouldn't mind giving a private follow-up either, if the mood takes you

For you, I drew the inverted knight of pentacles, the two of cups, and the inverted three of pentacles. This is generally a solid love reading, at least in the present moment, but let's dive in and see what else there is.

The inverted knight of pentacles is in your past and, as with all the court cards, usually represents a person. In this case, that person was probably youthful and ambitious, but lacked the grounded nature you needed. This person also could have been yourself.

In the present is the two of cups and that's a very good sign because the two of cups represents mutual attraction. There's someone out there right now with their eye on you and you're liable to find them appealing, if you haven't already.

The inverted three of pentacles in your future is suggesting to me that this attraction may lead to your focus moving away from the physical world. Given where we are, that kind of suggests to me that there's someone on Lit you're going to end up engaging in something very satisfying, but not specifically physical.

 

[forestpoet]

Do me do me !! Pleeeeeeease x

I'd be happy to!

For you, I drew the inverted seven of cups, the inverted nine of wands, and the inverted Wheel of Fortune. Your love life is turned on its head, it would seem, but let's see what specifically the cards say about that.

The inverted seven of cups is in your past. This card says that your love life hasn't been examined too deeply before. There may have been no need to look deeply, but also this could be a weakness.

The inverted nine of wands is in your present and suggests that you're feeling unfulfilled either creatively or sexually. Since we're doing a love reading, I would feel like it's the latter and probably directly ties to the seven of cups in your past.

Lastly, we have the inverted Wheel of Fortune in your future. This, unfortunately, usually just means one thing: bad luck. Since that's no fun, I drew a fourth card to offer advice on how to avert the bad luck in romance and got the seven of swords. This card calls for introspection and carefully thinking out what you want. Using our head in matters of love and lust can be difficult (especially when other body parts want to do the thinking), but your logical side will see you past that bad luck and into something happier.

 

[Cherrycokes4me]

I'd be happy to!

For you, I drew the inverted seven of cups, the inverted nine of wands, and the inverted Wheel of Fortune. Your love life is turned on its head, it would seem, but let's see what specifically the cards say about that.

The inverted seven of cups is in your past. This card says that your love life hasn't been examined too deeply before. There may have been no need to look deeply, but also this could be a weakness.

The inverted nine of wands is in your present and suggests that you're feeling unfulfilled either creatively or sexually. Since we're doing a love reading, I would feel like it's the latter and probably directly ties to the seven of cups in your past.

Lastly, we have the inverted Wheel of Fortune in your future. This, unfortunately, usually just means one thing: bad luck. Since that's no fun, I drew a fourth card to offer advice on how to avert the bad luck in romance and got the seven of swords. This card calls for introspection and carefully thinking out what you want. Using our head in matters of love and lust can be difficult (especially when other body parts want to do the thinking), but your logical side will see you past that bad luck and into something happier.

Holy shit !! Your a witch please use your powers for good not evil ty xxx

 

[forestpoet]

Holy shit !! Your a witch please use your powers for good not evil ty xxx

Don't worry, my powers are for exclusively good XP haha

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I would like a reading, please.

 

[forestpoet]

I would like a reading, please.

I'd be happy to As usual, I'll start with three cards and have drawn the Sun, the seven of swords, and the inverted King of wands. This is a very interesting reading already, what with the Sun showing up.

Speaking of which, the Sun is in your past and represents joy and positivity. You've had a great love life, it looks to me. This flows into the seven of swords, which suggests that you're currently reflecting on new aspects of that love life you would like to explore. Not physical, not yet, but just thoughts and ideas for now. Lastly, these thoughts and feelings will find their culmination in the inverted king of wands. Like all court cards, the king of wands represents a specific person in your life. Classically, this will be a mature male figure you share a certain amount of passion with but who also has a certain amount of control in your life. If you're in a relationship right now with someone like that, then it sounds to me like you're in the exact place you're supposed to be to find happiness

 

[Carmina24]

Hello, I was referred to you by my friend @DeeDeeX2 . May I request for a reading, please?

 

[intrepidgoodtime]

Hello, I was referred to you by my friend @DeeDeeX2 . May I request for a reading, please?

Perhaps when you are done with Carmina, you can give me a reading as well…

 

[forestpoet]

Hello, I was referred to you by my friend @DeeDeeX2 . May I request for a reading, please?

It's an honor to get someone who was sent via a referral! It would be my pleasure to give you a reading

For you, I drew the four of pentacles, the inverted Devil, and the six of pentacles. This is quite the interesting arrangement considering we're talking about lustful endeavors, but let's see exactly why.

Firstly, the four of pentacles is in your past. This says that you've been holding onto people in relationships, looking for that solid base upon which to build something meaningful.

The Devil inverted symbolizes overcoming base desires and reasserting control. In this case, considering the card in your past, I would say this means you've recently moved into a position where you feel more comfortable being selective with matters of the heart (and you should be!)

Lastly, we have the six of pentacles in your future. This is a very good card to have based on your previous two. It says that you're on the right path to achieve a true sense of strength and purpose within your love life if you keep on as you have been.

 

[Carmina24]

It's an honor to get someone who was sent via a referral! It would be my pleasure to give you a reading

For you, I drew the four of pentacles, the inverted Devil, and the six of pentacles. This is quite the interesting arrangement considering we're talking about lustful endeavors, but let's see exactly why.

Firstly, the four of pentacles is in your past. This says that you've been holding onto people in relationships, looking for that solid base upon which to build something meaningful.

The Devil inverted symbolizes overcoming base desires and reasserting control. In this case, considering the card in your past, I would say this means you've recently moved into a position where you feel more comfortable being selective with matters of the heart (and you should be!)

Lastly, we have the six of pentacles in your future. This is a very good card to have based on your previous two. It says that you're on the right path to achieve a true sense of strength and purpose within your love life if you keep on as you have been.

Thank you so much! That's wonderful!

 

[forestpoet]

Thank you so much! That's wonderful!

You're very welcome! And of course, I'm always happy to discuss these things more privately if ever the mood takes you haha

 

[Carmina24]

You're very welcome! And of course, I'm always happy to discuss these things more privately if ever the mood takes you haha

I appreciate it, thank you!

 

[forestpoet]

Perhaps when you are done with Carmina, you can give me a reading as well…

I would be happy to give you a reading For you, I have drawn the three of swords, the inverted Sun, and the inverted four of wands.

The three of swords is in your past and represents a division of your heart, so to speak. You've been torn in multiple directions, all of which have their own power.

Continuing this theme, the inverted Sun is in your present. This suggests you've been exploring one of those pieces of your heart lately and it's been giving you a lot of short-term fulfillment, but it could easily lead into overconfidence.

And that, too, leads neatly into the four of wands in your future. This suggests that, if you continue on the present path, something will come along which leads to a major shake-up in your sexual life specifically (not necessarily romantic relationships, though). That shakeup could be good or bad, depending on whether you want a change or not in that domain.

 

[intrepidgoodtime]

I would be happy to give you a reading For you, I have drawn the three of swords, the inverted Sun, and the inverted four of wands.

The three of swords is in your past and represents a division of your heart, so to speak. You've been torn in multiple directions, all of which have their own power.

Continuing this theme, the inverted Sun is in your present. This suggests you've been exploring one of those pieces of your heart lately and it's been giving you a lot of short-term fulfillment, but it could easily lead into overconfidence.

And that, too, leads neatly into the four of wands in your future. This suggests that, if you continue on the present path, something will come along which leads to a major shake-up in your sexual life specifically (not necessarily romantic relationships, though). That shakeup could be good or bad, depending on whether you want a change or not in that domain.

Wow. That is eerily on point...You are fantastic.

 

[forestpoet]

Wow. That is eerily on point...You are fantastic.

I'm honored you would say so!

 

[Winchester3030]

Well this sounds like fun
I’d be interested in seeing what you would say about me

 

[firefox27eros]

@forestpoet I would like a reading please. Thank you very much in advance.

 

[Carmina24]

@forestpoet I would like a reading please. Thank you very much in advance.

Fancy seeing you here!

 

[forestpoet]

Well this sounds like fun
I’d be interested in seeing what you would say about me

I'm always happy to satisfy that curiosity! For you, I drew the ten of cups, the inverted Tower, and the inverted Devil. Two of the three are major arcana, which means very big things are on the horizon for you in terms of love.

Firstly, the ten of cups is in your past. This card represents the ending of a relationship and suggests you went through such an ending in the near past. It could have been romantic or not, but regardless, it did affect your love life.

Secondly, the Tower inverted is your present. This is a tumultuous card and suggests that you're currently trying to avoid disaster however you can. The cards further suggest to me that this disaster, so to speak, is related to the ending in your past. But it also may be a more indirect tie, more like a domino effect than an ongoing single problem.

This will all culminate in the Devil inverted, which is your future. Here, this is actually a hopeful card because it represents the ability to successfully regain control over your situation. All together, what I'm seeing is that despite past setbacks and any current bleakness, you're going to power through and get the happy ending you need.

 

[forestpoet]

@forestpoet I would like a reading please. Thank you very much in advance.

I'd be happy to! For you, I drew the knight of swords, the inverted queen of swords, and the king of cups. The court cards typically represent specific people in your life, and the fact that you have nothing but court cards says a lot. But let's see what each of these is!

The knight of swords is in your past. This typically represents someone active and very smart, possibly someone who took the initiative and came to you rather than you being the one to make the first move. This could be a past partner, or even someone you had an interest in but things just didn't align.

The inverted queen of swords is your present and, like the knight, represents a person. Usually, the queen of swords is feminine and brings a certain level of conflict and emotional detachment into relationships. Since this is your present, it suggests to me that your attention is on someone in specific right now, but perhaps things are rockier than you would like.

Lastly is the king of cups, which is your future. My intuition is telling me that this is you, or rather, the person you will become if you stay on the current path. The king of cups is someone who has become a sort of leader, an example of compassion, affection, and kindness to the outer world. That definitely sounds like something worth being if you ask me, so I'd say you're on the right path even if things don't seem like it all the time

 

[Winchester3030]

I'm always happy to satisfy that curiosity! For you, I drew the ten of cups, the inverted Tower, and the inverted Devil. Two of the three are major arcana, which means very big things are on the horizon for you in terms of love.

Firstly, the ten of cups is in your past. This card represents the ending of a relationship and suggests you went through such an ending in the near past. It could have been romantic or not, but regardless, it did affect your love life.

Secondly, the Tower inverted is your present. This is a tumultuous card and suggests that you're currently trying to avoid disaster however you can. The cards further suggest to me that this disaster, so to speak, is related to the ending in your past. But it also may be a more indirect tie, more like a domino effect than an ongoing single problem.

This will all culminate in the Devil inverted, which is your future. Here, this is actually a hopeful card because it represents the ability to successfully regain control over your situation. All together, what I'm seeing is that despite past setbacks and any current bleakness, you're going to power through and get the happy ending you need.

Thank you for this! I appreciate it!

 

[forestpoet]

Thank you for this! I appreciate it!

You're very welcome!