Even More Random Thoughts

[MedicalMuse]

My late brother had a saying for those kind of people... Fuck um

Mine had a bunch of them m
At his funeral there was a white board for everyone to write their favorite sayings of his. He was a colorful man

 

[smtst5]

Mine had a bunch of them m
At his funeral there was a white board for everyone to write their favorite sayings of his. He was a colorful man

What a great way to honor your brother.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

You would think that with nearly 8 billion men and women in the world and access to almost all of them through the internet, it would be much easier to find a willing companion.

 

[ashesatwork]

My new body soap smells so good I damn near tasted it.

Like I *know* soap doesn't taste good

But jezus I just wanna nibble my own skin right now

 

[FunLi]

Amazing how quickly you can go from things feeling right again to just feeling stupid.
Should’ve known better.

 

[Nightbird]

Amazing how quickly you can go from things feeling right again to just feeling stupid.
Should’ve known better.

Hugs

 

[TongueLust]

I'm still upset with spirit for forcing me to take the L for that trifling BS.

 

[TunnelKing089]

Hmm,work on your promo.

 

[Xerxes82]

Pizza night may be lazy, but at least it's easy.

 

[badjanus]

Not sure I should have let her go that short with my beard.

 

[Littlefox89]

never knew a beard cut could occupy my thoughts so much

 

[Orchidea73]

WTF happened to the importance of body language and facial expressions? WTF do you need to explain every single thing? Fuck off!

 

[Bry1313]

I wish I had a private back yard

 

[Orchidea73]

I wish I had a private back yard

I wish I had a private back yard and front yard.
I'll have both tho. I'm working on it.

 

[Bry1313]

I wish I had a private back yard and front yard.
I'll have both tho. I'm working on it.

The weather is perfect today, I’d be enjoying it to its full extent if I did

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I wish I had a private back yard and front yard.
I'll have both tho. I'm working on it.

I'm working on getting any kind of yard.

 

[smtst5]

The unique sound of opening or closing an ironing board

 

[Chillygirl]

I sometimes miss having someone check on me to see if I’ve eaten, drank my water or had too much caffeine.

 

[smtst5]

I sometimes miss having someone check on me to see if I’ve eaten, drank my water or had too much caffeine.

Have you eaten, drank your water or had too much caffeine?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

This is my PSA for those living in an area covered by intense smoke (from someone in California who's lived through the same situation with wildfires here):

Buy this. Place it in a "sanctuary room" - a room where you keep the door closed (Actually, I bought three of them and use them in different rooms). I made it my bedroom. They are especially good for those with allergies, smoke from fires, pet odors, etc...and they are SUPER quiet. On low speed (the setting I use) it is barely noticeable...It's insanely effective.

Whirlpool Whispure

 

[ydahecnot]

Those darn kids

 

[_valkyrie_]

It is quite an isolating experience, I'll say that much.

 

[LucianaGrace]

Is menulog our modern day equivalent of hunting and gathering?

 

[Lady2020]

Have you had sexual intercourse in the last 6 months? No. Have you had sexual intercourse in the last 3 years? No. Was your last sexual interaction with a male? Yes. Questions for women close to 70 who might have ovarian cancer who almost flat-lined from a recent heart attack.

 

[Weirdnessome]

I don't wanna finish house cleaning