Ever try using someone else's screen name/AV to send obscene PMs?

[Guest]

Hmmm, and I've just found out that I've been caught up in this weirdness, too.

Lou

 

[upfront]

Hey Lou ... get 'em out.

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Ever try using someone else's screen name/AV to send obscene PMs?

I think, as Carson said, perhaps the password was divulged to the imposter poster, as a gesture of trust.

I can think of one thing more likely to make me question a relationship than being asked to prove I trust him/her: being asked by someone who doesn't respect my privacy.

 

[shereads]

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Rattlesnakes have their rattles; poison arrow frogs have their bright colors; psychotic girlfriends have rambling, obscene, badly-spelt rants sent to near strangers.

It wasn't rambling.

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

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I can think of one thing more likely to make me question a relationship than being asked to prove I trust him/her: being asked by someone who doesn't respect my privacy.

I remember trusting someone and giving them my password. I had nothing to hide. Instead while at work they deleted my contacts and posted messages and threads I had no idea of. So much for that!

 

[CharleyH]

Hm.

People pretending to be people, a couple of dykes we can't tell apart, a loonatic environmentalist, a sammich speaker, some male or female hung like a horse, a sluttiprominata, unbelievable events, psychological projection and a BIG head?



A hellova plotline!

 

[Guest]

Hm.

People pretending to be people, a couple of dykes we can't tell apart, a loonatic environmentalist, a sammich speaker, some male or female hung like a horse, a sluttiprominata, unbelievable events, psychological projection and a BIG head?



A hellova plotline!

At last, some sanity! Have I told you lately that I love you?

Get writing then, woman! Seems like the kind of plotline only you could do justice to.

Lou

P.S. Upfront: Ain't ever gonna happen!

P.P.S. Sher: Indeed!

 

[CharleyH]

At last, some sanity! Have I told you lately that I love you?

As a matter of fact, I received a post of this nature, though I do believe fucking was involved, just yesterday while you were between being me and SnP who was me who was Lisa who was me, who was Joe wearing Perdita's hat, who was CV.

I'll try to work on that plot

 

[Guest]

As a matter of fact, I received a post of this nature, though I do believe fucking was involved, just yesterday while you were between being me and SnP who was me who was Lisa who was me, who was Joe wearing Perdita's hat, who was CV.

I'll try to work on that plot

That made complete sense to me. Should I be worried?

Good! Will it be a non-human story?

 

[CharleyH]

That made complete sense to me. Should I be worried?

Good! Will it be a non-human story?

Well, it will be an inhuman story?

EDIT TO ADD: This board need a straight face emote!

 

[Guest]

Well, it will be an inhuman story?

The very best kind.

 

[shereads]

People pretending to be people, a couple of dykes we can't tell apart, a loonatic environmentalist, a sammich speaker, some male or female hung like a horse, a sluttiprominata, unbelievable events, psychological projection and a BIG head?

Not just a big head; a yam-based lifeform.

Seriously, some of this cyber wierdness would make great story plots. Considering all the chat rooms and message boards, there are probably tens of thousands of relationships - including sexual ones - that exist in no other reality. In how many of those relationships is at least one partner lying about something major, from marital status to presence/absence of a penis.

The first pop psychologist who specializes in traumatic cyber-encounters will mine a rich lode of betrayed trust, abandonment issues and disillusionment. Which one of you authors will get rich writing the book?

 

[upfront]

In how many of those relationships is at least one partner lying about something major, from marital status to presence/absence of a penis.

The first pop psychologist who specializes in traumatic cyber-encounters will mine a rich lode of betrayed trust, abandonment issues and disillusionment. Which one of you authors will get rich writing the book?

Nah, it's all been heard before. Two men "fucking" each other, each thinking the other is a woman ... it happens all the time, and you have to laugh.

 

[shereads]

Cute puppy though. He does look like a sweet potato....

Look at her face. You can tell she's plotting a destructive act involving a new pair of Jimmy Choo boots.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Look at her face. You can tell she's plotting a destructive act involving a new pair of Jimmy Choo boots.

My doggie doesn't get toys anymore. He eats them. In chunks.

 

[CharleyH]

Not just a big head; a yam-based lifeform.

A penis is a penis.

The first pop psychologist who specializes in traumatic cyber-encounters will mine a rich lode of betrayed trust, abandonment issues and disillusionment. Which one of you authors will get rich writing the book?

God, I have enough difficulty with my lucidly amorphous existence already.

 

[Lisa Denton]

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Rather than a stranger, let's say the recipient was barely acquainted with the Imposter-Poster and was on cordial, if not precisely friendly, terms with the AV's actual owner.

Some time ago, PM Recipient "R" received received a polite, purely platonic PM (also called a pppPM) from Actual AV Owner "A", seeking to clarify something from one of the debate threads. Recipient R replied in kind.

After that, things "got wierd," as Dr. Evil explained when he broke up with Frau.

A day or so after the purely platonic PM exchange, recipient "R" opened what appeared to be another message from AV Owner A. Only this one was a stream of obscene epithets and suggestions, followed by a puzzling line in which the author suddenly referred to himself in the third person.



Is this clear so far? It wasn't to the recipient, either. She assumed he must have meant this message for someone else, but just in case, she decided to nip the correspondence in the bud. She might have replied something like, "I have no idea what you're talking about. Go away."

Then it got wierder. A familiar name from the AH, known to have a relationship with AV Owner A, sent a PM acknowledging that the obscene PM hadn't been from AV Owner, but from her, because she had been "upset." She implied that the exchange of PMs had somehow threatened her relationship with her main squeeze.

Imagine Recipient's astonishment upon learning that a PM exchange less personal in nature than the Weather Channel had sent an adult female into a jealous snit so childish and mean-spirited that she composed a nasty message to someone she barely knew; sent it under the cover of her lovepuppy's screen name and AV; and took credit for the prank in a followup PM that contained a plea for sympathy where an apology should have been.

I hadn't given the episode another thought until prompted by some recent strangeness in the AH. Imposter Poster's Oscar® winning performance as a guileless victim reminded Recipient that she had never figured out how one Lit member managed to send PMs as another Lit member.

Password theft? Multiple Personality Syndrome?

I was tryin to follow the PPPPM"S and AAV's and stuff, but who was R again? Also I know Evil Alpaca but this Frau could be the imposter cause I never heard of him/her.

Anywho, it got a little confusing after that, I thought you was lovepuppy, I dunno who the third person was or why anybody needed to apologize to Oscar but maybe the whole thing was just a mis-understanding ................ or a top-secret C.I.A. plot to drive porn writers insane.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

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I was tryin to follow the PPPPM"S and AAV's and stuff, but who was R again? Also I know Evil Alpaca but this Frau could be the imposter cause I never heard of him/her.

Anywho, it got a little confusing after that, I thought you was lovepuppy, I dunno who the third person was or why anybody needed to apologize to Oscar but maybe the whole thing was just a mis-understanding ................ or a top-secret C.I.A. plot to drive porn writers insane.

I don't think I understood a word of that, but I recognized my name.

 

[CharleyH]

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I don't think I understood a word of that, but I recognized my name.

LOFL!!! LOVE THE HAT! I see you have good taste!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Alpaca, that avatar ROCKS!



Shanglan

 

[gauchecritic]

Look, never mind all that, what about these poison arrow frogs? Do I need to be afraid?

Do they poison their arrows or is it a euphamism for the ugly, obscene emails they send, accusing all and sundry of various socio-political acts of carnage?

Are they just frogs that are shaped like poison arrows?

What is the difference in shape between a poison arrow and a non-poison arrow?

Or are they just frogs that dip their little arrows into perfume?

Or maybe dislexic french-frogs (or merely epithetically french) that only shoot fish with their tiny bows?

What the hell is going on?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Look, never mind all that, what about these poison arrow frogs? Do I need to be afraid?

Do they poison their arrows or is it a euphamism for the ugly, obscene emails they send, accusing all and sundry of various socio-political acts of carnage?

Are they just frogs that are shaped like poison arrows?

What is the difference in shape between a poison arrow and a non-poison arrow?

Or are they just frogs that dip their little arrows into perfume?

Or maybe dislexic french-frogs (or merely epithetically french) that only shoot fish with their tiny bows?

What the hell is going on?

Don't be silly, gauche. Everyone knows what poison arrow frogs are.

They are small, brightly-colored frogs dressed in black ninja suits and armed with poisoned arrows and ninja-tos. They are hired by members of the Illuminati in order to "erase" those who oppose them.

Really. The teaching of biology in the public schools has gone entirely to pot.

Shanglan

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Don't be silly, gauche. Everyone knows what poison arrow frogs are.

They are small, brightly-colored frogs dressed in black ninja suits and armed with poisoned arrows and ninja-tos. They are hired by members of the Illuminati in order to "erase" those who oppose them.

Really. The teaching of biology in the public schools has gone entirely to pot.

Shanglan

I think "pot" might explain your interpretation of "biology."


Now, I'm still confused as to why my name got brought up by Lisa?!?

 

[gauchecritic]

I never went to public school, although I have met someone whose mother's friend's nephew did. But believe me, this is no where near enough the old-boys' school required to get even a reply from programme editors at the BBC

 

[Lisa Denton]

Look, never mind all that, what about these poison arrow frogs? Do I need to be afraid?

Do they poison their arrows or is it a euphamism for the ugly, obscene emails they send, accusing all and sundry of various socio-political acts of carnage?

Are they just frogs that are shaped like poison arrows?

What is the difference in shape between a poison arrow and a non-poison arrow?

Or are they just frogs that dip their little arrows into perfume?

Or maybe dislexic french-frogs (or merely epithetically french) that only shoot fish with their tiny bows?

What the hell is going on?

I am quickly gonna fire out a PPPM to the real gauche informin him about this imposter stuff, who are you, tatelou? Maybe Amy or charley? Anywho gauche is gonna be mad that you are makin him sound like a complete idiot while wearin his AV and imposterin him.

Everbody knows that frogs don't use poison arrows to cause carnage. They use their tongues to rape, pillage and destroy innocent virgin flies.