texasace
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If you TEXT... be sure to read this first!!!
Maybe you just need a good laugh...
Text from daughter to her mom… "Hello mom, I need your advice. I have some of my boyfriend's cum stuck in my hair. How do I get it out? Will I have to cut it out?"
Text from mom to daughter:
"It’s so nice that you can send me such a frank and honest and personal text… I don’t think we ever had an in-depth discussion on how to handle cum.”
No, you won't have to cut it out. In my young and foolish years, I've had loads and loads of cum on my clothes, on my face, in my mouth, about anywhere you could imagine… and yes, even loads of cum in my hair.
With a good shampoo, the cum will normally just wash right out, but you may have to lather up twice, depending on the amount of cum, and the thickness of his cum. Is it like warm milk or more like thick ranch dressing?"
Daughter back to mom:
"Oh my God, mom..... I am sooooooooo sorry for the typo… I meant to spell gum."
Now tell us a story, or joke that made you laugh!!
Maybe you just need a good laugh...
Text from daughter to her mom… "Hello mom, I need your advice. I have some of my boyfriend's cum stuck in my hair. How do I get it out? Will I have to cut it out?"
Text from mom to daughter:
"It’s so nice that you can send me such a frank and honest and personal text… I don’t think we ever had an in-depth discussion on how to handle cum.”
No, you won't have to cut it out. In my young and foolish years, I've had loads and loads of cum on my clothes, on my face, in my mouth, about anywhere you could imagine… and yes, even loads of cum in my hair.
With a good shampoo, the cum will normally just wash right out, but you may have to lather up twice, depending on the amount of cum, and the thickness of his cum. Is it like warm milk or more like thick ranch dressing?"
Daughter back to mom:
"Oh my God, mom..... I am sooooooooo sorry for the typo… I meant to spell gum."
Now tell us a story, or joke that made you laugh!!
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