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Re: Re: Hugs All

Darq.Desirez said:
Aawwww shucks. Now I feels all special. Thanx Tulip. ~kotc~
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Now what ever gave you the Idea you wern't special in the first place???
 
Re: Re: Re: At last...!

Violette said:
I count 60 pages; damn, you weren't kidding, were you? :rolleyes:

Ah well, I've still got another wink for ya! ;)
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What can I say. We're just a chatty lil bunch.

;)
 
morninggirl5 said:
From the Atlanta Paper.....it's a semi-regular column by a cop from one of the suburbs...


6.04.04
Beware of below-the-belt product sales

An off-duty officer working an extra job at a Roswell Road grocery was approached by the owner of the adjacent liquor store and told that a man had put a bottle of "Hypnotiq Liquor" in his pants and left. The officer detained the subject. A second officer arrived. The suspect decided things were not going well and bolted. His pistol fell out of the front waistband of his pants. The officers recovered the suspect and sent him off.

The gun was placed into the evidence room. I don't know what happened to the bottle of whatever that stuff is. I've never heard of it, but I don't get around.

I do think that there should be a law that requires liquor or any other consumable product be immediately disposed of or at least boiled and placed on the 75%-off rack if it's been stashed down someone's pants. It's kind of like the lemon law. As a consumer, I'm entitled to know if that item has been in someone's pants.
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Do you think we could be reading something like this about our dear Lunar in the near future? Damn that stuff must be addicting. I WANT TO TRY SOME!!! And the damn stores around here don't carry it. ~pouts~
 
sueanninct said:
Feel free to go skinny dipping!

And don't pay any attention to that rustling in the bushes!
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There was this little problem of the kids being there as well.

Now if it's me alone or with an S.O. at say 2 in the morning... ~winks~
 
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yourdestonie said:
Now what ever gave you the Idea you wern't special in the first place???
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Yuo haven't seen the way my kids are treating me lately have you?
 
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Shoshisexy said:
Only if the cats catch the tree rats!!!!!! I hate squirrels. They throw things at me...with impressive aim no less. :mad:

Ah well...It is wet here as well. Flood watches have been extended to morning...yay. :rolleyes:

Hope everyone is doing well tonight!
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LMAO... I can picture it now....


3 squirels playing war games with Shosh...

screwball: "NUTCASE, COME IN NUTCASE. This is SCREWBALL. Boogey at 10 o'clock. I repeat. Boogey at 10 o'clock"

nutcase: "dahhh, nope it's only a quarter of eight"

screwball: "NO YOU IDIOT!! The target is over there!"

~screwball points to Shosh~

nutcase: "dahhhh ok. Hey FLAMINGNUTZ. Fire at will."

flamingnutz: "Will? Who the fuck is Will? I thought we were after Shosh?"

screwball: "Will you two cut the crap and just dammit fire?!?!?!"

all 3 in unison as they begin throwing seeds and nuts and small rocks at Shosh: "BANSAI!!! TAKE THAT! WOO HOO!"

shosh: "THAT'S IT!"

~Shosh pulls out Betty Lou; A combination AK-57 Uzi Radar Laser Triple Barrel Double Scopped Heat-seeking Shotgun (for reference to this unique gun, listen to "Turdy Point Buck" by Da Yoopers), and takes aim at the 3 squirels~

shosh: "HASTA LA VISTA YOU TREE RATS!!!!!!"

~the next sounds heard are too complicated and horrible to type out, but just imagine every little toy gun your kids, or siblings ever had that annoyed the hell out of you going off at one time for five minutes or so~
 
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Darq.Desirez said:
LMAO... I can picture it now....


3 squirels playing war games with Shosh...

screwball: "NUTCASE, COME IN NUTCASE. This is SCREWBALL. Boogey at 10 o'clock. I repeat. Boogey at 10 o'clock"

nutcase: "dahhh, nope it's only a quarter of eight"

screwball: "NO YOU IDIOT!! The target is over there!"

~screwball points to Shosh~

nutcase: "dahhhh ok. Hey FLAMINGNUTZ. Fire at will."

flamingnutz: "Will? Who the fuck is Will? I thought we were after Shosh?"

screwball: "Will you two cut the crap and just dammit fire?!?!?!"

all 3 in unison as they begin throwing seeds and nuts and small rocks at Shosh: "BANSAI!!! TAKE THAT! WOO HOO!"

shosh: "THAT'S IT!"

~Shosh pulls out Betty Lou; A combination AK-57 Uzi Radar Laser Triple Barrel Double Scopped Heat-seeking Shotgun (for reference to this unique gun, listen to "Turdy Point Buck" by Da Yoopers), and takes aim at the 3 squirels~

shosh: "HASTA LA VISTA YOU TREE RATS!!!!!!"

~the next sounds heard are too complicated and horrible to type out, but just imagine every little toy gun your kids, or siblings ever had that annoyed the hell out of you going off at one time for five minutes or so~
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ROFLMAO!!!!!
 
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valkyrieblonde said:
"ahhh mein liebchens.....siten zhe down...in front of me....und we will discuzz it....LOL...hugggggggggggggs:rose: :kiss:
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Doesn't he know it is rude to talk with your mouthful?
 
Whats up Everybody!!!!


I am happy because the Peacock Mobile has been saved.....Due to some creative accounting ideas by yours truly the pretty bird won't go off into extinction !!!! :D
 
Darq.Desirez said:
Do you think we could be reading something like this about our dear Lunar in the near future? Damn that stuff must be addicting. I WANT TO TRY SOME!!! And the damn stores around here don't carry it. ~pouts~
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OH DD, <sits bottle of blue stuff on porch>, Hi.:D
 
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Darq.Desirez said:
LMAO... I can picture it now....


3 squirels playing war games with Shosh...

screwball: "NUTCASE, COME IN NUTCASE. This is SCREWBALL. Boogey at 10 o'clock. I repeat. Boogey at 10 o'clock"

nutcase: "dahhh, nope it's only a quarter of eight"

screwball: "NO YOU IDIOT!! The target is over there!"

~screwball points to Shosh~

nutcase: "dahhhh ok. Hey FLAMINGNUTZ. Fire at will."

flamingnutz: "Will? Who the fuck is Will? I thought we were after Shosh?"

screwball: "Will you two cut the crap and just dammit fire?!?!?!"

all 3 in unison as they begin throwing seeds and nuts and small rocks at Shosh: "BANSAI!!! TAKE THAT! WOO HOO!"

shosh: "THAT'S IT!"

~Shosh pulls out Betty Lou; A combination AK-57 Uzi Radar Laser Triple Barrel Double Scopped Heat-seeking Shotgun (for reference to this unique gun, listen to "Turdy Point Buck" by Da Yoopers), and takes aim at the 3 squirels~

shosh: "HASTA LA VISTA YOU TREE RATS!!!!!!"

~the next sounds heard are too complicated and horrible to type out, but just imagine every little toy gun your kids, or siblings ever had that annoyed the hell out of you going off at one time for five minutes or so~
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ROFLMAOTRDMF
 
Hey featherduster....

just reading the threads.

What is up at your end.

Hugs Pink.

Glad to hear the mobile has been saved Peacock! Again do you change your underwear as much as you do your avatars?

Peace,
Tulip
 
Re: Hey featherduster....

tulip2lipservice said:
just reading the threads.

What is up at your end.

Hugs Pink.

Glad to hear the mobile has been saved Peacock! Again do you change your underwear as much as you do your avatars?

Peace,
Tulip
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more often for the underwear.....:D
 
Re: Hey featherduster....

tulip2lipservice said:
just reading the threads.

What is up at your end.

Hugs Pink.

Glad to hear the mobile has been saved Peacock! Again do you change your underwear as much as you do your avatars?

Peace,
Tulip
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hiya babyla!!! can I call you in a few minutes?

been soooooo busy, I'm loving this volunteering thing. Can't wait to tell you all about it. I'm almost glad I got that ticket, :D
 
Re: oh

tulip2lipservice said:
since you brought up the topic of underwear........ :) boxers or briefs?
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boxers of course....As you know I believe strongly in freedom!.....especially where the "boys" come into play !!
 
Re: Re: Hey featherduster....

perks said:
hiya babyla!!! can I call you in a few minutes?

been soooooo busy, I'm loving this volunteering thing. Can't wait to tell you all about it. I'm almost glad I got that ticket, :D
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Yeah...they have turned perks into a "community service junkie"

:D :D :D
 
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CharlotteNCguy said:
boxers of course....As you know I believe strongly in freedom!.....especially where the "boys" come into play !!
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*gulp* did you say boxers?

Ok while we are on the topic how much room does the boys need?

Peace,
Tulip
 
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tulip2lipservice said:
*gulp* did you say boxers?

Ok while we are on the topic how much room does the boys need?

Peace,
Tulip
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ROFL!!!

the boys need plenty of room....They get cranky if they are all cooped up....:p
 
Re: Re: Re: oh

tulip2lipservice said:
*gulp* did you say boxers?

Ok while we are on the topic how much room does the boys need?

Peace,
Tulip
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There's a BIG hint in his sig line. ;)
 
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