Favorite Movie Lines

[Yang4yin]

"Wax on. Wax off." - Miyagi, in "The Karate Kid"

(Or was that the lady giving the Brazilian?)

 

[thekyttyluvyr]

My God, I have so many, where do I start? LOL

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine." ~Jeff Spicolli (Fast Times At Ridgemont High)

 

[Ebonyfire]

Happy Feet

My Favorites...

Ramon: Just a moment. I hear people wanting something... ME!


Memphis: The word triumph starts with "try" and ends with...?

Young Mumble: umph?

Memphis: That's right, a big ol' UMPH!

 

[thekyttyluvyr]

Richard Vernon: Well, well. Here we are. You have exactly eight hours and fifty-four minutes to think about why you're here. You may not talk, you will not move from these seats. Any questions?

John Bender: Yeah. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

~The Breakfast Club

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Heathers

Heather Chandler: The note will give her shower-nozzle masturbation material for weeks.

 

[thekyttyluvyr]

Con Air

"Make a move and the bunny gets it." John Malkavich, Con Air

 

[thekyttyluvyr]

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Sorry, just thought of another one I like.

"Pippin, you smoke too much." Merry, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

and of course this one:

Pippin: "What's that?"
Merry: "That's called a pint."
Pippin: "It comes in pints? I'll have to get me one of those."
Merry: "You haven't even finished the one you have."

(Sorry, very close the the dialogue there. Maybe not exact word for word.)

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

9 1/2 weeks

Elizabeth John aren't you going to ask me how I like this ?

John No.

 

[WriterDom]

http://www.destgulch.com/movies/luke/luke18.wav

 

[thekyttyluvyr]

http://www.destgulch.com/movies/luke/luke18.wav

Oh, yeah, that is a great one from Cool Hand Luke. Great movie.

 

[thekyttyluvyr]

Air Force One

"Get off my fucking plane!" Harrison Ford as the President in Air Force One

 

[AngelicAssassin]

El Laberinto del fauno

Capitán Vidal: You could have obeyed me!

Doctor: [his last words] But captain, to obey - just like that - for obedience's sake... without questioning... That's something only people like you do.

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Capitán Vidal: Tell my son the time that his father died. Tell him ...

Mercedes: No. He won't even know your name.

[gunshot] to the opposite cheek. ¿Cómo se dice "Joker" en español?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Brideshead Revisited

Charles Ryder
“We keep company in this world with a hoard of abstractions and reflections and counterfeits of ourselves—the sensual man, the economic man, the man of reason, the beast, the machine, and the sleep walker, and heaven knows what besides all in our own image, indistinguishable from ourselves to the outward eye. We get borne along, out of sight in the press, unresisting, till we get the chance to drop behind unnoticed or to doge down a side street, pause, breathe freely, and take our bearings, or to push ahead, out distance our shadows, lead them a dance, so that at length they catch up with us, they look at once another askance, knowing we have a secret we shall never share.”

 

[trojan_man_co]

"that john denver is full of shit!!!"- dumb and dumber

"who has two thumbs and likes blow jobs (points at self with thumbs) this guy"- dazed and confused

 

[Douglas Lee]

Say hell to my little friend!
- Scarface

 

[trisquel_astur]

to the opposite cheek. ¿Cómo se dice "Joker" en español?

Joker: Bromista (The playing card is called "comodin")

 

[trisquel_astur]

Legend of Bagger Vance

Matt Damon (Rannulph Junuh): This is getting embarassing.
Will Smith (Bagger): Oh no sir, this has been embarassing for quite some time.

 

[trisquel_astur]

Top Gun -> "Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash."

 

[thekyttyluvyr]

Top Gun -> "Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash."

That's a good one up there.

"Hey guys, I want you to meet Mary Jane."

"That's what I'M talkin' about!"

~Half-Baked

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Bull Durham

[Opening narration]
Annie Savoy: I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.

Annie Savoy: Oh, where are you going?

Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Besides, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart.

Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?

Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

[pause]

Goodnight.

 

[A Desert Rose]

What I've been askin' every time I come to Lit...

"Who are those guys?"

Paul Newman in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid


LOL

 

[RJMasters]

Two Towers: Lord of the Rings

King Theoden (LOR):

"Where is the horse and the rider?
Where is the wind that was blowing?
They have past like rain on the mountains,
like wind in the meadow.
The days have come down on the West,
behind the hills into shadow.
How did it come to this?"

 

[RJMasters]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa , I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal .
Barbossa: There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; we're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
(puzzled look comes across Elizabeth's face)
Barbossa: Means "no".

 

[RJMasters]

Mummy

Evelyn: You're wondering, "What is a place like me doing in a girl like this?"


Evelyn: Look, I... I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am.
(pause}
Rick: And what is that?
(with drunken dignity}
Evelyn: I... am a librarian!

 

[A Desert Rose]

King Theoden (LOR):

"Where is the horse and the rider?
Where is the wind that was blowing?
They have past like rain on the mountains,
like wind in the meadow.
The days have come down on the West,
behind the hills into shadow.
How did it come to this?"

I wish I could write like this. What a gift. Very nice post, RJ.