Favorite Movie Lines

[Retrieval]

Young Guns II

Josiah Gordon "Doc" Scurlock: You son of a bitch! You're starting to believe what they're writing about you, aren't you? Let me tell you what you really are! You rode a 15 year old boy straight to his grave, and the rest of us straight to hell... straight to hell! William H. Bonney! You are *not* a god!
[cocks his gun and points it at Billy]
William H. Bonney: Why don't you pull the trigger and find out?

 

[Cherrysweetdeal]

Ah Sin City

Dwight: Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena, taking his sword to other gladiators like him. They woulda tossed him girls like Nancy back then.
......
Dwight: I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman.

Jack Rafferty: You're making a big mistake, man. A *big* mistake.

Dwight: No. You're the one who already made the mistake...you didn't flush. [Shoves Jack's head down toilet.]
......
Marv: There's no settling down. It's going to be blood for blood and by the gallons. It's the old days. The bad days. The all-or-nothing days. They're back.
......
Marv: I need a pair of handcuffs.

Gail: What style you want? I got a collection.
......
Marv: I don't know why you died, Goldie. I don't know why and I don't know how. I never even met you before tonight. But you were a friend and more when I needed one. And when I find out who did it, it won't be quick and quiet like it was with you. It'll be loud and nasty - my kind of kill. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him. I love you, Goldie.
.......
Marv: She smells like angels oughta smell, the perfect women, a goddess. Goldie, she says her name is Goldie.

 

[SierraMoon]

Me and You and Everyone We Know:

(Scene takes place in front of a computer while chatting with someone online. Robby is probably around 10 or 11 years old, Peter is in his teens.... conversation that ensues....)

Robby: What are you putting?
Peter:I asked her what kind of "bosom" she had.

Peter:It's probably a man.

Robby: Why is it a man?
Peter:'Cause everyone just makes stuff up on these things.
It's probably a man pretending to be a woman.

Peter:So picture a fat guy with a little wiener.

Robby: What's a "bosom"?
Peter:It's a nice word for titties.

Robby: Where's Mom?
Peter:What do you mean?
Robby:What do you think she's doing right now?
Peter:I don't know. Screwing her new boyfriend probably.

Robby: I think she's buying us presents.
Peter: Yeah, Robby.

Robby: Right now she's probably buying us each a car!

Peter:It's a man.
Robby: I think it's a woman. I can tell it is.

Peter:What should we write?
"I have a big wiener"?

Robby: I want to poop back and forth.
Peter:What? What does that mean?

Robby: Like, I'll poop into her butt hole...
and then she'll poop it back...
into my butt hole.

Robby: And then we'll just keep doing it back and forth...
with the same poop.

Peter:Oh, my God.
I'm going to put that!
"I want to poop... back and forth."

Peter:Oh, God. She's gonna think we're a crazy, perverted person.
Ooh! She thinks we're crazy!

Robby:No, tell her like how I said it.

Peter:No, she'll never write back. We have to sound like we're a man, you know?

Peter:That's just lame. It's stupid.

Robby:But you said I could do half, and you've done all of them before this.
Peter:Whatever. We're probably gonna get arrested. What do you want me to put?

Robby:Like how I said it.
"I'll poop in your butt hole...
and then you will poop it back...
into my butt...
and we will keep doing it"—

- Back—
- And forth—
- Back—
- And forth—

With the same poop.
Same poop.
Forever.

 

[ghosst_K&H]

"First you wanna kill me, then you wanna kiss me...*spit* blow!"

"I'll have four fried chicken's and a coke."

"Wrong glass, Sir"

"They are instruments of e-vile!"

"Wearin that badge don't make you right"

"Right, wrong, I'm the one with the gun"

"Theres two types of people in this world, one's with loaded guns, and one's that dig...You dig"

"Get the damn screwdriver out of mah ear"

 

[graceanne]

*eek* It's another rare ghost sighting!

Better be careful, we might get used to having you around again.

 

[ghosst_K&H]

*eek* It's another rare ghost sighting!

Better be careful, we might get used to having you around again.

We're coming up on Walpurgis night, so sightings shall be more frequent

 

[slutnextdoor]

From Kids....

Ruby: I bled. I bled like, on the condom, there was blood everywhere. And you know what he started singing? He started singing "Sunday Bloody Sunday." That stupid fucking song!

Ahh... Gotta love nutty lose-your-virginity stories...

 

[Shankara20]

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Ooh, but I still smell her.
*inhales deeply through nose*

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius.
The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever?
Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert.
Tits.
Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm.
Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven.
I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy.
Hah!
Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.

Scent of a Woman

*sigh*

 

[Shankara20]

Sam Spade: I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck. Yes, angel, I'm gonna send you over. The chances are you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you.

The Maltese Falcon

 

[Life_Noir]

Ok...So it's not really a "movie"... But I love it anyway..

With A nod to AA and RJM


Emperor Dalek: I will talk to the Doctor.
The Doctor: Oh, will you? That's nice. Hello!
Emperor Dalek: The Dalek stratagem nears completion. The fleet is almost ready. You will not intervene.
The Doctor: Oh, really? Why's that then?
Emperor Dalek: We have your associate. You will obey or she will be exterminated.
The Doctor: No.
[everyone looks at The Doctor, stunned]
Emperor Dalek: Explain yourself.
The Doctor: I said no.
Emperor Dalek: What is the meaning of this negative?
The Doctor: It means no!
Emperor Dalek: But she will be destroyed!
The Doctor: No! 'Cause this is what I'm gonna do - I'm gonna rescue her! I'm gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet, and then I'm gonna save the Earth, and *then* - just to finish you off - I'm gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky!
Emperor Dalek: But you have no weapons, no defences, no plan!
The Doctor: Yeah, and doesn't that scare you to death?
[to Rose]
The Doctor: Rose?
Rose: Yes, Doctor?
The Doctor: I'm coming to get you

 

[leeroy jenkins]

From 300...

... This is Sparta...

 

[Inconsequential]

From Superman Returns::

"Weren't there two of those?"

 

[Shankara20]

A pity they let the old punishment die...
Was a time detention found you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons... God, I miss the screaming.


Caretaker Argus Filch
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

 

[Cherrysweetdeal]

From Orgazmo....

"Damnit Ben, I'm not a superhero. I'm a latter day saint.."

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Xerxes: Your Athenian rivals will kneel at your feet... if you but kneel at mine.

Spartan King Leonidas: That is quite an offer. I'd be crazy to refuse it. But this kneeling business... I'm afraid killing all those slaves of yours has left me with a nasty cramp in my leg.

_____*_____​

Algren: There was once a battle at a place called Thermopylae, where three hundred brave Greeks held off a Persian army of a million men... a million, you understand this number?
Katsumoto: I understand this number.

Katsumoto: What happened to the warriors at Thermopylae?
Algren: (With a wolf's grin) Dead to the last man.

 

[Cherrysweetdeal]

My eggs, your raisins.... we could make beautiful bread together.

 

[the captians wench]

Xerxes: Your Athenian rivals will kneel at your feet... if you but kneel at mine.

Spartan King Leonidas: That is quite an offer. I'd be crazy to refuse it. But this kneeling business... I'm afraid killing all those slaves of yours has left me with a nasty cramp in my leg.

_____*_____​

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300!

I LOVE THAT MOVIE!

 

[shadowboxerbaby]

Sideways

Is a great movie!! I love how you took that quote word for word!! Outstanding!
I don't know. It's a hard grape to
grow. As you know. It's thin-skinned,
temperamental, ripens early. It's
not a survivor like Cabernet that
can grow anywhere and thrive even
when neglected. Pinot needs constant
care and attention and in fact can
only grow in specific little tucked-
away corners of the world. And only
the most patient and nurturing growers
can do it really, can tap into Pinot's
most fragile, delicate qualities.
Only when someone has taken the time
to truly understand its potential
can Pinot be coaxed into its fullest
expression. And when that happens,
its flavors are the most haunting
and brilliant and subtle and thrilling
and ancient on the planet.

(I like to think this is a description of me, as well.)[/QUOTE]

 

[shadowboxerbaby]

This Thread

OMG, love that scene!! thanks for the flashbacks "Thread"

Jules: Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?

Pumpkin: What?

Jules: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible?

Pumpkin: Not regularly.

Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17 ... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

 

[wenchhh]

ooooh, awesome thread! Here is my favorite, from the movie "Somewhere in time"

Elise McKenna: The man of my dreams has almost faded now. The one I have created in my mind. The sort of man each woman dreams of, in the deepest and most secret reaches of her heart. I can almost see him now before me. What would I say to him if he were really here? "Forgive me. I have never known this feeling. I have lived without it all my life. Is it any wonder, then, I failed to recognise you? You, who brought it to me for the first time. Is there any way that I can tell you how my life has changed? Any way at all to let you know what sweetness you have given me? There is so much to say. I cannot find the words. Except for these: I love you". Such would I say to him if he were really here.

 

[shadowboxerbaby]

David Bowie

OMG what a movie that is!! Seeing Bowie buried up to his chin with the moth crawling on his hair just broke my heart.

Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence


Group Capt. Hicksley (Jack Thompson): You know you don't have to obey this man, Lawrence.

Colonel Lawrence (Tom Conti) : Well, I'm the liaison officer, so I'm liaising.

Love the Ryuichi Sakamoto sound track from this movie also very powerful

 

[A Desert Rose]

Star Trek: Generations

Kirk: I take it the odds are against us and the situation is grim.
Picard: You could say that.



I love Star Trek... always have!!!

 

[ronaele2006]

Awww... I saw trek movies all last week. Now you're gonna make me take "Generations" out again?

 

[A Desert Rose]

Awww... I saw trek movies all last week. Now you're gonna make me take "Generations" out again?

On the nights when he's out of town and I can't sleep, I do Star Trek marathons. LOL
You and I must be kindred spirits... ;-)

 

[Shankara20]

"There is only one woman in the world. One woman, with many faces."

Girl Angel/Satan in The Last Temptation of Christ