Favorite Movie Lines

[MasterPhoenix]

"Surely, you can't be serious" Ted Stryker
"I am serious, but don't call me shirley." Dr Rummack

anyone know the movie?

 

[LordHawk]

"I want your soul and I want it now."

 

[midwestyankee]

"Surely, you can't be serious" Ted Stryker
"I am serious, but don't call me shirley." Dr Rummack

anyone know the movie?

Wasn't this in one of the Airplane movies, perhaps the original? I'm thinking of the one with Leslie Nielsen that spoofs all the airliner disaster films.

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Wasn't this in one of the Airplane movies, perhaps the original? I'm thinking of the one with Leslie Nielsen that spoofs all the airliner disaster films.

Yep, Airplane!

One of the funniest movies ever.

"Wars not make one great"
--Master Yoda

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Over the Hedge

RJ: Now if a human does happen to see you, just lay down, roll over and give your privates a good licking. They love it!

Something you want to tell us RJ?

RJ: No, Hammy, not the cookie. I told you that cookie was junk!
Hammy the Squirrel: But I like the cookie.

Remind anyone of anyone else on this forum?

 

[naxalite0906]

Well it is a line, but its more the whole scene..

Its in Amelie where she is walking through a train station and see's a homeless guy. She goes to give him some money and he stops her and says:

"Sorry, I don't work weekends."

Always makes me smile.

 

[ShyGuy68]

"get busy living, or get busy dying"

Wash: This is gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die.

 

[Cheshire D]

From Brazil:

"Care for some necrophilia?"

From Citizen Kane

"Rosebud."

From Firefly, episode 1, Serenity, part 1

Wash: "[Dino toy 1]'This land is fertile and we shall thrive! And we shall call it...this land!'

[Dino toy 2]'Why don't we call it your grave?'

[Dino toy 1]Curse your sudden-but-inevitable betrayal!

[Dino toy 2]Mine is an evil laugh! Muwhahahah!

[Dino toy 1]Oh god oh god oh godd----[as Wash] Oh god!"


From one of the Star Wars movies:

Yoda: Do or do not, there is no try.

From The Lion King and my personal motto:

Timon: Hakuna Matata!
Pumbaa: It means no worries.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Irréversible

Marcus: I want to fuck your ass.
Alex: I thought you were romantic.

Unrelated to the above.

Marcus: Why don't you rummage through your shitass genetic code?

 

[lil_slave_rose]

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd. - Jules Winnfield - Pulp Fiction

Although the passage is attributed to Ezekiel 25:17, it is, in fact, a misquote.

From the King James version:
And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

Biblically correct or not, that's still some cold-blooded shit to say to some motherfucker before you pop a cap in his ass! *LOL*

LOL...i used to hate this movie..but then, i watched it like 3 more times..and i understood it...well as much as you can anyway...LOL...when i saw this thread this is the movie quote i was going to use...because i LOVE it..it's one of my favorite parts of the whole movie....but i'll use another one from this same movie

Jules~Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.
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[after Butch saves Marsellus from rapists]
Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.

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Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

LOL ok i'm done now...GREAT movie!

 

[FurryFury]

"Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die." Domino Harvey from the movie Domino.

Fury

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.

from Blazing Saddles

 

[MasterPhoenix]

"The amps go to 11"

From Spinal Tap

 

[seattledv8]

I don't know about you, but I'm havin a ball.
Marv. Sin City

 

[Toa_lin]

... I'm going to sound like a geek....

Final Fantasy VII Advent Children
*Shinra Stands holding mother and Cadage looks at him shocked.* Cadage: Mother?!
Shinra: A good son would've known...
*Shinra throws mother over the side of the building.*


EDIT:
Btw... this is lin.... hope toa doesn't get mad at me for using th account rihgt now w/o permission...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Addicted to Love

[hearing Anton and Linda screaming with ecstasy]
Sam: Oh my God! Oh my God he's killing her!
Maggie: Yeah, he's killin' her all right, and she's loving every minute of it!
Sam: No, she's not like that! She likes to make love quiet and slow and gentle...
Maggie: Are you kidding? That girl of yours is a carnival ride!

Maggie: The only way that girl is coming back to you is if a blast of semen catapults her across the street and through the window.

Maggie: I sleep naked. It's the only way I'm comfortable, so don't think of it as a come-on, because if you so much as breathe in my direction I will nail your willy to that beam.

 

[Suchagoodgirl]

From "Joe Dirt" one of my favorite movies-

"Your tone....is all wrong. Say that again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."

"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time." -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Gentlemen, you know the rules--there are no rules. This is a fight to the finish. The first man who's dead loses." -- Popeye

From "Walk the Line"

Jerry Lee Lewis "We're all going to hell for the songs we sing. People listen to them, they're going to hell too. God gave us a great big apple, see, and He said don't touch it. He didn't say touch it once in a while; He didn't say take a nibble when you're hungry; He said don't touch it! Don't think about touchin' it, don't sing about touchin' it, don't think about singin' about touchin' it!"

June Carter "Rule number one: Don't propose to a girl on a bus, you got that? Rule number two: Don't tell her it's because you had a bad dream."

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Ghost Busters

Dana Barrett: [as the gate keeper] I want you inside me.

Dr. Peter Venkman: [referring to the voice alternating between human and demon] It sounds like you've got at least two or three people in there already.

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Fromt the movie tough guys

Character 1 (Cant recall the name) Where I come from there are rules to fighting

Street tough: rules?

Character 1: Yea don't do this <kicks him in the sack>

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I, Claudius

Marcus Agrippa: I'm getting a little tired of being taught the arts of war by kids that have only just learned how to piss in a pot.

Tiberius: I will make you my successor, Gaius Caligula. Rome deserves you.
Caligula: Is that a joke, uncle?
Tiberius: Not yet, but it will be.

Augustus: Is there anyone in Rome who has not slept with my daughter?

[Tiberius is asking questions about Macro]
Tiberius: Do you know him personally?
Caligula: No, but I've slept with his wife several times.

Drusus: I wouldn't take Britain if I were you. There's nothing of value there and the people make terrible slaves.

Guard: The girl is a virgin. It's unprecedented to kill a virgin. It will bring bad luck to the city.
Macro: Then make sure she's not a virgin when you kill her. Now GET ON WITH IT.

[Preparing to make love]
Sejanus: You'll have to behave from now on. And if you don't, I'll lock you in a room without any clothes, and visit you every day.
Livilla: You'd get tired.
Sejanus: Then I'd send my guards to stand in for me.
Livilla: How many?
Sejanus: Three or four.
Livilla: I might not like them.
Sejanus: You'd be forced.
Livilla: I'd struggle and scream.
Sejanus: To no use.
Livilla: You'd like that, wouldn't you?

 

[danimouse]

From Fight Club:

Tyler Durden : Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

And of coarse I love the Anchorman quote I use as my signature. My friends and I get in these silly Anchorman quote offs all the time.

Dani

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Professor Wagstaff: I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.

From Horsefethers.

 

[Athanasia]

Mary: Let me ask you something.
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

-equilibrium

 

[trisquel_astur]

Roy's final speech in Blade Runner:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark
near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time,
like tears in rain.
Time to die.

 

[Shankara20]

"shut the music off"

from Under Siege

actually the line sucked, but the girl coming in the cake scene is great

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