Favourite Fairy Tales - Modernized and Eroticized

[deliciously_naughty]

let's wait and see how " twisted Snow " does, then talk about another dare, or a collaboration. Does the emperor's new clothes discussion from earlier appeal at all? It would be more amusing than erotic, I think.

Sounds like a plan...

I could do a version of the emperor's new clothes...probably not too erotic, more of a commentary on our societys willingness to follow our celebrities (ie emperors) regardless of what they do...such as mass nudity

 

[Un-registered]

Besides...I'm a huge fan of the number three...I'm pretty sure there's a mystical '3 is an important number' thing too

Pace MissTaken, I know this is the wrong place to say it.

Yes the number three has appeared in many facets of literature as a key to the form. I am sure that psychologists would tell us why.

The nice one oft-quoted locally to me is the three essential assets of a perfect wife:

Devout in the chapel, smart in the market, and wild in the bed.

 

[sirhugs]

Sounds like a plan...

I could do a version of the emperor's new clothes...probably not too erotic, more of a commentary on our societys willingness to follow our celebrities (ie emperors) regardless of what they do...such as mass nudity

like I said, I want to see how twisted Snow is received- and then we can talk!

 

[sirhugs]

Pace MissTaken, I know this is the wrong place to say it.

Yes the number three has appeared in many facets of literature as a key to the form. I am sure that psychologists would tell us why.

The nice one oft-quoted locally to me is the three essential assets of a perfect wife:

Devout in the chapel, smart in the market, and wild in the bed.

another three:

"barefoot, pregnant, in the kitchen"

( no, hissing gals-its a joke!)

 

[Un-registered]

"barefoot, pregnant, in the kitchen"

No. That leaves me doing the shopping.
ALso IMHE pregnant women lose a lot of item three of my triad.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

like I said, I want to see how twisted Snow is received- and then we can talk!

edited to say instead...damn...it isn't up yet!

As I noted in the lost in big city thread, I think I may do little red riding hood too.

Girl who goes to nyc to help her grandmother (who's a tough old lady who refuses to move out of nyc). She encounters a "talent agent" (I think, we'll see once the story is being written and what fits) named Claude Wolffe...etc etc

edited to say: just wrote very short story (non erotic) that hopefully will be accepted. it's the humorous modern take on "the emperor's new clothes" and our cult of celebrity worship.

 

[sirhugs]

my version of the emperor would feature tonz of sex, but the how to execute is a challenge- any parade has kids watching, so how do I get them gone before the sex starts? And I have my crossdressing story stalled to finish first.

 

[NASCARaddicted]

sirhugs, when it comes to kids, I don't see a real problem.

The parade is late at night, when all the kids are in bed ....

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Hugs...you could always have the parade happen at a resort like sandals (which I believe is adults only) or something like that.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

There's a new movie "Maid in Manhattan" that's coming out with J-Lo in it. New twist on Cinderella. Anyone have a better idea?

 

[sirhugs]

Twisted Snow

my version of this fairy tale is now posted at

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=71136

take a look
vote if you like it

no threat to d_n's vote score though- the first vote was a 1. Oh well, I knew it was a strange little story which wouldn't please everyone.

 

[jerryl50]

Good Job, Sirhugs.

Well done, oh gallant, noble knight.

I gave it a 4.

bookworm

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Like I told you hon...LOVED it

Gave ya a 5

 

[sirhugs]

well, back at ya for "the Emperor's new clothes"- I lafed mine ass off- "5"

Twisted Snow languishing at 3.60

 

[MsLinnet]

smooches Lin and thanks for the praise

I don't plan for there to be a Snow White follow up per se, but I am working on another fairy tale adaptation (or I was until I realized that I only have 2 weeks until the end of the semester)

I think the relationship with the dwarfs could be explored as even if they are of old blood it could turn to something erotic.

OH S**T Sir H has done that so thats another idea done.

PS loved the story Sir Hugs.

Prince Charming well he could have a past or even though he is a nice man he could have a few fetishes that he introduces the virgin Snow too please.

Sorry it is just my over active sense of perversion creeping in.

Love Always Lin

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Thanks hugs...

For those of you who block sig lines...
my humorous (non-erotic) take on The Emperor's New Clothes
The Hottest Trend

gotta self promote


Little Red Riding Hood is in production

 

[MsLinnet]

Re: The First Part of Rapunzel is online

The first part of Rapunzel is online.

Rapunzel Act I - The Beginning

Act II is almost complete and should be posted early next week. I don't think I'll require a Part III, but who knows?

Chicklet: I've made some changes from the copy I sent you. You may want to read the online version as well.

Read it, enjoy it.

VOTE!

-T

Just read your Rapunzel story loved it

well worth another read keep up the great work

love Linnet

 

[Tatewaki]

Re: Re: The First Part of Rapunzel is online

Thanks for the kind words, Linnet.

-T

Just read your Rapunzel story loved it

well worth another read keep up the great work

love Linnet

 

[MsLinnet]

you are welcome

love Linnet

 

[sirhugs]

"Twisted Snow", my Snopw White parody, is languihing in the mid 3 range ( lower than any other story I wrote). It only has 13 votes. If you're on this tthread, you might like it.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=71136

 

[deliciously_naughty]

"Twisted Snow", my Snopw White parody, is languihing in the mid 3 range ( lower than any other story I wrote). It only has 13 votes. If you're on this tthread, you might like it.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=71136

You too? My story Hottest Trend, which is also the only non-erotic I've written since I've gotten back into writing has nailed me with the lowest score I've yet to see. Pout.

Guys, twisted snock rocks I've already voted, so I can't do it again...but someone give hugs the 5 he deserves

 

[writer1037]

Tatewaki,

Hate to keep bugging you, but I haven't seen the third and final installment of Rapunzel. I'm really looking forward to it1

Taylor

 

[deliciously_naughty]

LOL...I had an idea for an urban take on little red riding hood....

make red a "hood"or live in the hood. The wolf is a dealer who wants to get her hooked on coke or maybe wants to get her to hook for him. Maybe the huntsman turns out to be a cop who wants to help her (or a friend of her brother) get out of the hood. The whole granny thing could be worked out..the idea needs to percolate.

 

[MsLinnet]

How your mind works. I love it

The grandma could be reds pimp or the madam at a brothel...

Just brewing the pot

Love Linnet

 

[sirhugs]

LOL...I had an idea for an urban take on little red riding hood....

make red a "hood"or live in the hood. The wolf is a dealer who wants to get her hooked on coke or maybe wants to get her to hood for him. Maybe the huntsman turns out to be a cop who wants to help her (or a friend of her brother) get out of the hood. The whole granny thing could be worked out..the idea needs to percolate.

does JLo play her in the movie version? LOL