Feeling sorry for myself... rant ahead

vella -- all is right with the universe -- got goosebumps at your elation, I hope the job is something that makes you happy, congratulations. :rose:

Goldie, goodluck with the interview, remember shoulders down outta yer ears, and keep breathing... :)
 
Congrats!!!!

Its prolly only me but:

I knew you would get the job just as soon as you took off your clothes and got your nipples all wet!!!

Since it was prolly just a coincidence you should keep your clothes on when you are at work ........................... or at least keep your nipples dry.

See ya, Lisa.

Have a freakin banana. :nana: :kiss: :rose:
 
I just caught this thread....

And feel like I'm in one of those roller coaster rides that go straight up and then straight down! Hell, Veila, if the end result is good, who cares about the ride. I'm sure you'll be great at whatever you do! knock em' dead, kiddo!

Sack :cool:
 
Blackie Malone said:
Congrats Vella. :rose:


ps......I buried two Big Macs and a fry for added measure. :cool:
thats really awesome, but remember not to tell me what you did with the body, ok? i dont need to be implicated.
 
vella_ms said:
thats really awesome, but remember not to tell me what you did with the body, ok? i dont need to be implicated.
I left no traces...not to worry.

It was painless....fugu. :D
 
Blackie Malone said:
Consider it a gift.


I guess I can dump my "Revenge of the Sea Hag" story now. :cool:
nevah...
a gift?
damnit.. now im verklempt... it must be these damn hormones... theyve been so hugely out of wack since the operation.
 
vella_ms said:
nevah...
a gift?
damnit.. now im verklempt... it must be these damn hormones... theyve been so hugely out of wack since the operation.
I remember how it was when I had my sex change op too........this shall pass.
 
Blackie Malone said:
I remember how it was when I had my sex change op too........this shall pass.
i know it sounds wrong but ... i still feellike its there... yannow
phantom penis syndrom...
 
Blackie Malone said:
I hear ya, my balls still itch every morning.
damn, im so happy to have someone to commiserate with.
i actually tried to pee standing up last night...
i wrote your name in the snow but it was all wrong... somethings, i will miss.
 
vella_ms said:
so, go ahead and rant here... tell how you feel sorry for yourself sometimes.. please dont let me be alone in this. your support is needed!
No, right now I just feel sorry for you.

:rose:
 
From the "How it could be even worse" file:

Did you happen to see Matt Lauer from the Today Show accompany a New York City sanitation crew on their garbage collection route?

"What's the worst part of the job?" Matt says, after dumping a can of 'dog doo' into the truck.

"The maggots," says garbage collector 1.

"For me, it's when a bag bursts and stuff sprays out into your face. I got a face full of old creamed corn once."
 
shereads said:
No, right now I just feel sorry for you.

:rose:
sher...lovely sher...
i think you might have skipped a few
i got the job.
very excited...its not a garbage 'person' but i would have taken it in a heart beat!
'one man's trash is anothers treasure'
 
vella_ms said:
sher...lovely sher...
i think you might have skipped a few
i got the job.
very excited...its not a garbage 'person' but i would have taken it in a heart beat!
'one man's trash is anothers treasure'

I did indeed skip a few. Congratulations.

Creamed corn spa facials for everyone! My treat!
 
Congrats on having gotten the job after all, Vella...I've been there a lot myself, and I know how badly it can hurt. I'm glad that things turned out good after a bad beginning.
 
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