Female Lit authors: How much unsolicited sexual advances have you dealt with as a result of your writing?

[onehitwanda]

Sorry. Back in my corner.

And stay there!

(for at least 5 minutes. I'll call when dessert is ready)

 

[onehitwanda]

That reminds me of a moment from Le nozze di Figaro where Suzanna belts Figaro and is response is something like,
She really loves me!

Marion Ravenwood was 11/10.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Emily's tentacle porn story actually made me care about an octopus from space.

Like, actually care about his feelings and what happened to him.

I haven't actually read any other tentacle porn stories. But I'm pretty sure that's not typical of them lol

Aw! So sweet of you to say .

Em

 

[Zootonius]

Sorry. Back in my corner.

@onehitwanda must have the Library of Congress' GIF collection.

 

[onehitwanda]

@onehitwanda must have the Library of Congress' GIF collection.

No, I'm just a consummate mistress of google search for "funny gif where english lady kicks man hard in the trousers"

Edit: remember, I've been doing this since 1997. Now git, or I'll hit you with my zimmer frame.

 

[Djmac1031]

No, I'm just a consummate mistress of google search for "funny gif where english lady kicks man hard in the trousers"

Well I'm glad you didn't drop that one on me.

Although given my size, you'd probably miss anyway...

 

[EmilyMiller]

That reminds me of a moment from Le nozze di Figaro where Suzanna belts Figaro and is response is something like,
She really loves me!

I seem to recall - on either the Firefly or Serenity commentary - Nathan doing his normal “I copy Harrison” thing. And going on to say no one sells a punch like Ford. Or maybe I’m conflating two things.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Marion Ravenwood was 11/10.

Yeah - no one else came close.

It actually really detracts from the later movies. The two (maybe two and a half now) I’m willing to acknowledge that is.

Em

 

[Zootonius]

No, I'm just a consummate mistress of google search for "funny gif where english lady kicks man hard in the trousers"

Edit: remember, I've been doing this since 1997. Now git, or I'll hit you with my zimmer frame.

since 1997? Youngster.

 

[onehitwanda]

I seem to recall - on either the Firefly or Serenity commentary - Nathan doing his normal “I copy Harrison” thing. And going on to say no one sells a punch like Ford. Or maybe I’m conflating two things.

Em

Nathan Fillion submitted a fan-made short-story to try to get his plot etc selected for the Uncharted movie.

It is... surprisingly Nathan Fillion, and far, far better than the bits of Uncharted that I actually saw.

 

[Djmac1031]

@onehitwanda must have the Library of Congress' GIF collection.

Her collection is huge, and she weilds it with deadly precision.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Nathan Fillion submitted a fan-made short-story to try to get his plot etc selected for the Uncharted movie.

It is... surprisingly Nathan Fillion, and far, far better than the bits of Uncharted that I actually saw.

Oh! That sounds interesting.

Em

 

[Zootonius]

Her collection is huge, and she weilds it with deadly precision.

She's rich, she's beautiful, and she has huge... tracts of land

 

[Zootonius]

Has there ever been a thread that's gone so far off the rails?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Has there ever been a thread that's gone so far off the rails?

All of them?

Em

 

[Djmac1031]

Has there ever been a thread that's gone so far off the rails?

First time...?

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Well...

 

[Zootonius]

All of them?

Em

To quote Rodney Dangerfield

I went to a boxing match once and a hockey game broke out.

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Do you know what the sexual position 6.9 is?

That's where you wanna 69, but your period gets in the way...

lol

(I swear, I think I made that joke up, or else I heard it, forgot it, and the repeated it, claiming I had just thought of it)

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

Do you know what the sexual position 6.9 is?

That's where you wanna 69, but your period gets in the way...

lol

(I swear, I think I made that joke up, or else I heard it, forgot it, and the repeated it, claiming I had just thought of it)

One of those things, I'm sure.

 

[Zootonius]

Do you know what the sexual position 6.9 is?

That's where you wanna 69, but your period gets in the way...

lol

(I swear, I think I made that joke up, or else I heard it, forgot it, and the repeated it, claiming I had just thought of it)

I reserve the right to steal that joke at a future date.

 

[MediocreAuthor]

I reserve the right to steal that joke at a future date.

Take it, my child, and claim it as your own (that's what I did -- or perhaps I created it, I don't remember for sure)

 

[Zootonius]

Take it, my child, and claim it as your own (that's what I did -- or perhaps I created it, I don't remember for sure)

Until it can be proven otherwise, You are on record as the creator of it.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

It’s always been interesting to me how common fishing analogies are when it comes to dating, though in my experience it’s mostly used by angling men.

I love the (mostly lesbian) saying “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.” I’m not sure it’s a direct answer to the fishing analogy but it makes sense to me.

I used to get referred to as my girlfriends “bike” among our lesbian friends.

I'm not much for fishing, I was just keeping with the analogy.

 

[StillStunned]

There's also 77. It's like 69, but you get ate more.