Female Lit authors: How much unsolicited sexual advances have you dealt with as a result of your writing?

[SimonDoom]

It's okay - he's like Dobby

Nobody has said that about me before. I'm . . . nonplussed.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Not like tentacle sex or anything...

One of us seems obsessed with this topic, and I don’t think it’s me.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Don't underestimate @EmilyMiller's abilities. I think she could beat me at arm wrestling.

Short levers .

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

She's definitely smarter than me. Probably come up with some mathematical formula that would give her superior leverage or something.

One with minuses as well as pluses, hun ?

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Sorry guys, porn has misled you. Women don't automatically swoon at the sight of a penis.

Depends on the size of penis what he does with it of course…

Runs away and hides

Em

 

[Zootonius]

One with minuses as well as pluses, hun ?

Em

Multivariable integrals!

 

[EmilyMiller]

Multivariable integrals!

You and your sliver tongue.

I actually had a hilarious three way chat with a male and female Lit friend where the girl and I traded biological and mathematical terms like we were sexting. So funny. So long ago.

Em

 

[Djmac1031]

Depends on the size of penis what he does with it of course…

Runs away and hides

Em

Refer back to where i said "not ALL women"

 

[SimonDoom]

One of us seems obsessed with this topic, and I don’t think it’s me.

Em

Unlike you and me, he hasn't written a tentacle sex story yet. I think everyone should try it at least once to get it out of their system.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Unlike you and me, he hasn't written a tentacle sex story yet. I think everyone should try it at least once to get it out of their system.

Yeah. Or three times.

Was actually thinking of a spin-off Na-ri and Duxie story, now my great granddaughter has become effectively omnipotent.

Working title: Honey, I Fucked The Squid.

Em

 

[Djmac1031]

Depends on the size of penis what he does with it of course…

Runs away and hides

Em

I'm really just jealous because the only thing I've ever made you swoon over was the size of my Han Solo GIF collection.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I'm really just jealous because the only thing I've ever made you swoon over was the size of my Han Solo GIF collection.

Well it is fucking huge, hun

Em

 

[Djmac1031]

Well it is fucking huge, hun

Em

True. But lately I've been having issues getting it to upload.

 

[onehitwanda]

Well it is fucking huge, hun

That's what she said!

 

[Djmac1031]

That's what she said!

Ah, @EmilyMiller was being generous.

I really only have two, maybe three GIFs, max...

 

[Zootonius]

You and your sliver tongue.

I actually had a hilarious three way chat with a male and female Lit friend where the girl and I traded biological and mathematical terms like we were sexting. So funny. So long ago.

Em

 

[Kelliezgirl]

According to George Carlin that isn't 71.

 

[EmilyMiller]

There is an xkcd for every occasion.

Em

 

[Djmac1031]

This skips over 68.

You know - she blows him, he owes her one.

 

[Zootonius]

Unlike you and me, he hasn't written a tentacle sex story yet. I think everyone should try it at least once to get it out of their system.

And tentacle sex stories require a certain literary skill that I believe only Em posesses.

 

[onehitwanda]

Ah, @EmilyMiller was being generous.

I really only have two, maybe three GIFs, max...

 

[Djmac1031]

And tentacle sex stories require a certain literary skill that I believe only Em posesses.

Emily's tentacle porn story actually made me care about an octopus from space.

Like, actually care about his feelings and what happened to him.

I haven't actually read any other tentacle porn stories. But I'm pretty sure that's not typical of them lol

 

[Zootonius]

There is an xkcd for every occasion.

Em

Like:

 

[Djmac1031]

Sorry. Back in my corner.

 

[Zootonius]

That reminds me of a moment from Le nozze di Figaro where Suzanna belts Figaro and is response is something like,
She really loves me!