"Fifty Shades of Grey"

[midwestyankee]

They were 75% off in my local bookshop. I still could not bring myself to buy any of the trilogy although I might seriously think about it if I could find someone to read it to me with a really nice accent.

Define "really nice accent."

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Define "really nice accent."

I do like Scottish accents but some of the American ones do turn me into a puddle of jelly especially if there is a y'all or 2 thrown in there somewhere.

 

[midwestyankee]

I do like Scottish accents but some of the American ones do turn me into a puddle of jelly especially if there is a y'all or 2 thrown in there somewhere.

Not sure I could pull off a realistic y'all-based accent. Ever get any good jelly-making feelings when you hear someone from Boston?

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Not sure I could pull off a realistic y'all-based accent. Ever get any good jelly-making feelings when you hear someone from Boston?

I am not experienced enough with American accents to really pick where one is from so I would need to hear it to make a definite yes or no answer

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Not sure I could pull off a realistic y'all-based accent. Ever get any good jelly-making feelings when you hear someone from Boston?

I am not experienced enough with American accents to really pick where one is from so I would need to hear it to make a definite yes or no answer

Can y'all post this exchange on the Lit audio board?

I wanna hear "pahk the cahr in hahvahd yahd, or I'll pack a paddy!"

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Can y'all post this exchange on the Lit audio board?

I wanna hear "pahk the cahr in hahvahd yahd, or I'll pack a paddy!"

But then I would also have to attach a translation in case my strangulation of vowels was not understood.

The lady sitting next to me on the train yesterday was reading this book and I did almost pack a paddy, grab it off her and throw it out the window. Thankfully I managed to restrain myself.

 

[Stella_Omega]

But then I would also have to attach a translation in case my strangulation of vowels was not understood.

The lady sitting next to me on the train yesterday was reading this book and I did almost pack a paddy, grab it off her and throw it out the window. Thankfully I managed to restrain myself.

I want to commend your restraint, and remind you that your kink is okay-- her kink (or lack of it) is okay.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I want to commend your restraint, and remind you that your kink is okay-- her kink (or lack of it) is okay.

Thank you Stella. It would have been a bit hypocrital of me to do that as I was reading one of those REALLY trashy historical romances but it was fun to visualise.

My other option was that I was going to start up a conversation about the book.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Thank you Stella. It would have been a bit hypocrital of me to do that as I was reading one of those REALLY trashy historical romances but it was fun to visualise.

My other option was that I was going to start up a conversation about the book.

Trolling for fresh meat, huh?

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Trolling for fresh meat, huh?

Sadly no, just 2 hours a day on a train does get boring.

 

[Hubs_in_hose]

They were talking about "50 shades" on the morning radio show I listen to this morning. Funny thing is, it is a Sportstalk/guy stuff radio. The ladies that called in were bashing the horrible writing and the lousy structure of it.

I thought the segment was funny. The guys on the show wanted women to call in and talk about how they got aroused reading the books and it was a bash fest.

 

[SassySamantha]

50 shades of grey - wow has really opened my mind to new things

Apologies if there has been similar threads before but I have just finished the first of the 50 Shades books. And I absolutely loved it. I now want to find my own 'Christian Grey' to posses me and share his dark desires with me! Any ladies agree?
S x

 

[marriedlooker73]

I don't think with a body like that you would have any trouble finding what your looking for. Wowza you're hot.

 

[Primalex]

50 Shades Of Grey - the payback for internet porn?

First there was the internet.

Then there was internet porn.

Then guys looking at internet porn all the time.

Then guys pushing their girls with "But she does this in the movie, too".

THEN, a woman, writes Fifty shades of grey.


You are not going to tell me now that this is just coincidence, hm?

 

[SassySamantha]

If only you men we're like Christian Grey - we would be very happy women!! S x

 

[geronimo_appleby]

If only you men we're like Christian Grey - we would be very happy women!! S x

but not dorian gray, eh?

 

[mojo23]

First there was the internet.

Then there was internet porn.

Then guys looking at internet porn all the time.

Then guys pushing their girls with "But she does this in the movie, too".

THEN, a woman, writes Fifty shades of grey.


You are not going to tell me now that this is just coincidence, hm?

Could be could be . . .

I love it! That is too funny

And now there's going to be a Fifty Shades (ugh) movie will that be women's chance to say "but he does this in the movie . . . " one wonders????

Cheers!

 

[Primalex]

If only you men we're like Christian Grey - we would be very happy women!! S x

See that's the difference between guys and girls.

WE are happy with a girl that brings us beer, a sandwich and gives us a blowjob once a week.

YOU want a guy with the money of Bill Gates, the brain of Albert Einstein, the looks of Bradley Cooper and the mindreading capabilities of David Blaine.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

See that's the difference between guys and girls.

WE are happy with a girl that brings us beer, a sandwich and gives us a blowjob once a week.

YOU want a guy with the money of Bill Gates, the brain of Albert Einstein, the looks of Bradley Cooper and the mindreading capabilities of David Blaine.

and the penis of ...?

 

[CutieMouse]

Apologies if there has been similar threads before but I have just finished the first of the 50 Shades books. And I absolutely loved it. I now want to find my own 'Christian Grey' to posses me and share his dark desires with me! Any ladies agree?
S x

So which Christian Gray do you want to find? The under 30 one, the independently wealthy one, or the emotionally distant one?

 

[Stella_Omega]

and the penis of ...?

Christian Grey.

And the head-cocking habit and the pants-off-the-hip-hanging style of Christian Grey. And the twee broken-wing-syndrome-that-can-be-fixed of Christian Grey.

Or this guy, Endicott: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s0onZaiL4Q

 

[Stella_Omega]

So which Christian Gray do you want to find? The under 30 one, the independently wealthy one, or the emotionally distant one?

Or the one that spanks you exactly how you like it, and never wants to spank you on days you have a headache?

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Or the one sparkling in the day light?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Christian Grey.

And the head-cocking habit and the pants-off-the-hip-hanging style of Christian Grey. And the twee broken-wing-syndrome-that-can-be-fixed of Christian Grey.

Or this guy, Endicott: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s0onZaiL4Q

not christian bale? i always thought he resembled peter north ...

 

[Stella_Omega]

Or the one sparkling in the day light?

Wrong book, dude.