Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[Tio_Narratore]

Reports vary, but most people suggest you eschew more typical euphemisms like 'dick' or 'cock' in favor of 'Wank Wand,' 'Blow Stick,' and 'Brat Cannon.'

Where have all the stick shifts gone?

. . . long time passing. Where have all the stick shifts gone, long time ago. Where have all the stick shifts gone? They're all stuffed into models' quims for porn pics.

Why do women shave?

 

[AlinaX]

To stop their pubes scratching men's delicate cheeks.

What is the Holy Grail?

 

[lanceGibs]

To stop their pubes scratching men's delicate cheeks.

What is the Holy Grail?

A cocktail glass in Arimathea,a sip from this keeps every Arthurian knight hard for hours .

Would you like being lanced by one such knight?

 

[AlinaX]

Sir, I like being lanced a lot!

What does that sword actually do?

 

[lanceGibs]

Sir, I like being lanced a lot!

What does that sword actually do?

A sword is an extension of a man's will to have his way with whomsoever and whatsoever he pleases.A sword ,whenever you encounter one should leave you in awe,sore and may be needing more .

So is it the lance or sword that you prefer?(Both is also an acceptable answer).

 

[AlinaX]

No little prick will satisfy me.

Was the sleeping maid beautiful?

 

[lanceGibs]

No little prick will satisfy me.

Was the sleeping maid beautiful?

Was she oozing juice ?

Is there a woman's equivalent of a wet dream?

 

[AlinaX]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/91d61a2...c5e46b5ee19100a7b58c02da576859b1fe0b14ab.gifv

Does that work for you?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/91d61a2...c5e46b5ee19100a7b58c02da576859b1fe0b14ab.gifv

Does that work for you?

No, I'm more of a coeds' wet t-shirt contest type of guy.

What is a coed?

 

[Bamagan]

What is a coed?

It's short for coedipal, which is a portmanteau of coitus and oedipal, referring specifically to mother-son incest, but which has expanded colloquially to include all forms of familial shenanigans.

Why do twins happen?

 

[AlinaX]

Twins were invented by physicists as a tool for exploring the paradox of sex-at-a-distance, which has led to significant advances in the field of teledildonics.

What is telly?

 

[Rustyoznail]

What is telly?

A special jelly-like lubricant created for teledildonics. It has enhanced conductance properties to ensure the sensors in the teldil can efficiently communicate with the recipient's nervous system.

What can I do with an eggplant?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A special jelly-like lubricant created for teledildonics. It has enhanced conductance properties to ensure the sensors in the teldil can efficiently communicate with the recipient's nervous system.

What can I do with an eggplant?

'Egg plant' is a euphemism for 'hen house,' which itself is a euphemism for 'house of ill repute,' which, in turn, is a euphemism for 'brothel.' Speaking euphemistically, you can use it to save fallen women for sin.

What is a 'euphemism?'

 

[bbcbarry9033]

'Egg plant' is a euphemism for 'hen house,' which itself is a euphemism for 'house of ill repute,' which, in turn, is a euphemism for 'brothel.' Speaking euphemistically, you can use it to save fallen women for sin.

What is a 'euphemism?'

Opposite of 'mephemism' which refers to self de-floweration among girls of the European upper class.
Euphemists, or eupheminists (old English eupheminimenists) in the UK, specialize in preparing young daughters of the super wealthy for their roles as "whores in the sheets" to their future husbands.
Incidentally, 'nephomism' involves deflowering family members.

What's happened to the middle class?

 

[AlinaX]

Too busy putting the ass in class, and then licking it.

What are robots?

 

[Bamagan]

Too busy putting the ass in class, and then licking it.

What are robots?

The next stage of human evolution: human-sex toy hybrids, born of woman and vibrator.

What are the children of men and fleshlights called, then?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The next stage of human evolution: human-sex toy hybrids, born of woman and vibrator.

What are the children of men and fleshlights called, then?

Satyroandroids, from the Greek for "Sexually insatiable adult human male -like automatons."

What is the "Corinthian Order?"

 

[stonedinstilletos]

Satyroandroids, from the Greek for "Sexually insatiable adult human male -like automatons."

What is the "Corinthian Order?"

Its when you do a Roman ladder but the girls are wearing leather fetish gear.

Why are elbows on the table considered rude?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Its when you do a Roman ladder but the girls are wearing leather fetish gear.

Why are elbows on the table considered rude?

Mostly for the woman's satisfaction when having sex on a restaurant table. If the man props himself up by his elbows of the hard table top, he's likely to "hit his funny bone," and that could result in a ruinous coitus interruptus.

What is a "funny bone?"

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Mostly for the woman's satisfaction when having sex on a restaurant table. If the man props himself up by his elbows of the hard table top, he's likely to "hit his funny bone," and that could result in a ruinous coitus interruptus.

What is a "funny bone?"

Sex with a clownfish. Obviously.

Why is it call the 'Big Top'?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What else would you call the Bear in a gay relationship?

What is Pointillism?

 

[AlinaX]

Being gangbanged at a convention of micropenises.

What is a convention?

 

[GoodBoy4Ever]

An orgy of 12 or more people sharing a common fetish.

How do you know when you ate too much?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

When she asks you to stop because she has to go to work tomorrow.

What does the military term 'rear guard action' mean?

 

[Bamagan]

When she asks you to stop because she has to go to work tomorrow.

What does the military term 'rear guard action' mean?

That's when you flank someone so you can cum up their behind.

What does the term 'parade rest' mean?