Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[Bamagan]

When she asks you to stop because she has to go to work tomorrow.

What does the military term 'rear guard action' mean?

That's when you flank someone so you can cum up their behind.

What does the term 'parade rest' mean?

 

[onehitwanda]

That's when you flank someone so you can cum up their behind.

What does the term 'parade rest' mean?

It's the reclined y-shaped leatherette bondage chair you strap the Major's wife to when entertaining the General's staff.

why's it called a baker's dozen?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That's when you flank someone so you can cum up their behind.

What does the term 'parade rest' mean?

It denotes a pause during a train so that the woman may stretch her legs to prevent muscle cramps.

What is a 'masked ball?'

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It's the reclined y-shaped leatherette bondage chair you strap the Major's wife to when entertaining the General's staff.

why's it called a baker's dozen?

It was named in honor of Josephine Baker, whose dancing was reputed to make at least twelve men all cum at the same time.

What is a 'masked ball?'

 

[Rwg7]

Offer to blow the taxi driver if he finds a shortcut.

What’s the best way to learn a foreign language?

Hire a cunning linguist.

 

[AlinaX]

A masked ball is a type of chastity cage that prevents access to both balls and cock.

What is an alphabet?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A masked ball is a type of chastity cage that prevents access to both balls and cock.

What is an alphabet?

Often a gang of men will hang around watching the girls go by. They occasionally wager on whether a particular girl is a slut or not. When they do, the leader of the gang makes the first wager and is entitled to test the girl to see if she is or not. That wager is called the alpha-bet. Subsequent wagers are known as beta-bets.

What are the 'wages of sin?'

 

[AlinaX]

A euphemism for 6" stilettos.

What flavour is best?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A euphemism for 6" stilettos.

What flavour is best?

Vanilla. It goes well with any and every topping (or bottoming) you might want to try.

What does 'rock bottom' mean?

 

[AlinaX]

A peculiarly English tradition of inserting candy up the arse.

What are flying saucers?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A peculiarly English tradition of inserting candy up the arse.

What are flying saucers?

They're an adult modification of the children's "Sit 'n' Spin" toy. In the adult model, the center post that the child would hold on to is replaced by a 10" dildo which the rider inserts in an available bottom hole and then commences to spin.

What is a hanging basket?

 

[AlinaX]

A type of chandelier popular at orgies, in which sit naked guys and girls who get fondled from below.

What are pansies?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A type of chandelier popular at orgies, in which sit naked guys and girls who get fondled from below.

What are pansies?

A thought. From the French, "une pensée pour tes pensées," used as an opening line to suggest thoughts of a sexual encounter.

What does 'a la mode' mean?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

When you blow your load on her tits but it’s so cold it freezes.

What is America’s favorite sandwich?

Some say it's a BLT, but most know it's actually an MFM.

What is Royal Icing?

 

[Rustyoznail]

What is Royal Icing?

It's what Prince Andrew gave to his "dinner dates".

What's up with the price of fuel?

 

[AlinaX]

A good pumping is worth paying for.

What use is chocolate?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A good pumping is worth paying for.

What use is chocolate?

Chocolate, or Xocolotl, in the original Nahuatl language of the Aztecs, was considered the elixir of the gods and a powerful aphrodisiac. Montezuma himself was reputed to take 400 shots of it a day. It serves a similar purpose in modern life, particularly in the erotic rituals of the Feast Day of Saint Valentine.

What is the Mesoamerican Ball Game?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Extremely painful for the loser, who also finds it difficult to father children any more.

(You need to add the next innocent question.)

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Extremely painful for the loser, who also finds it difficult to father children any more.

Oops, forgot to ask the question?

What is the most popular condiment for sausages?

I like spicy mustard but my boyfriend complained it stung too much.

Would you like fries with that?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I like spicy mustard but my boyfriend complained it stung too much.

Would you like fries with that?

No, thank you; I prefer my muffburgers undressed and with nothing on the side.

How does Hostess get the cream inside a cupcake?

 

[AlinaX]

Cupcake is perfectly capable of getting herself creamed, inside and out.

What are hundreds and thousands?

 

[Wriggle]

What are hundreds and thousands?

The number of spermatozoa ejaculated by a 70 year old male

What are these sprinkles you talk of?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The number of spermatozoa ejaculated by a 70 year old male

What are these sprinkles you talk of?

A shower of gold bestowed on a deserving Danaë by her lover.

What is an Olympian?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

A shower of gold bestowed on a deserving Danaë by her lover.

What is an Olympian?

One who makes you scream "Oh god! oh god!"

Define 'bedlam'

 

[Tio_Narratore]

One who makes you scream "Oh god! oh god!"

Define 'bedlam'

Often a criminal who is hoping to elude the police will hole-up with his moll. Taking the idea of hole-up very literally, he will spend an inordinate amount of time on a mattress going up her hole. Hence the term "bed-lam" for eluding the cops while screwing your moll.

Why are they called "Molls?"