Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[Wriggle]

Often a criminal who is hoping to elude the police will hole-up with his moll. Taking the idea of hole-up very literally, he will spend an inordinate amount of time on a mattress going up her hole. Hence the term "bed-lam" for eluding the cops while screwing your moll.

Why are they called "Molls?"

Molly Malone was the most famous brothel keeper in the old West, all her girls were styled like flappers and fluffers.

Why was it called racketeering?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Molly Malone was the most famous brothel keeper in the old West, all her girls were styled like flappers and fluffers.

Why was it called racketeering?

When yoi're spread eagle on a frame it's called 'racking'. 'Racketeering' is when you're spread eagle on a frame for his cronies.

What's the biggest bird?

 

[Vitriolhack]

When yoi're spread eagle on a frame it's called 'racking'. 'Racketeering' is when you're spread eagle on a frame for his cronies.

What's the biggest bird?

Usually the one with the bigger hands will flip you a bigger bird!

When are peaches ripe?

 

[AlinaX]

When they blush before you spank them.

What's Twister all about?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Usually the one with the bigger hands will flip you a bigger bird!

When are peaches ripe?

Best way to tell is to squeeze 'em gently and run your finger along the groove. If they're juicy enough you'll know.

Are cherries still in season?

 

[Vitriolhack]

When they blush before you spank them.

What's Twister all about?

It’s a life size board game that can only be played naked.

Chicken or roast tonight?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

When they blush before you spank them.

What's Twister all about?

It a Cockney game wherein the girl plays a rag doll and the boys will "twist 'er" into as many positions as possible to score in all her holes. The boy with the most scores in the most different positions is declared the winner.

What is Cockney?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

It a Cockney game wherein the girl plays a rag doll and the boys will "twist 'er" into as many positions as possible to score in all her holes. The boy with the most scores in the most different positions is declared the winner.

What is Cockney?

It's a downward turn. Kinda like a cock elbow.

what's gout?

 

[AlinaX]

It’s a life size board game that can only be played naked.

Chicken or roast tonight?

Always go for the hot bird.

Cherries make my summer wine.

Who makes you melt?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Always go for the hot bird.

Cherries make my summer wine.

I would have said spit roast tonight.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Always go for the hot bird.

Cherries make my summer wine.

Who makes you melt?

Her sweet little voice when she said, “would this skirt be ok to meet your parents?”

Are Birkenstock scandals ugly?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Her sweet little voice when she said, “would this skirt be ok to meet your parents?”

Are Birkenstock scandals ugly?

All scandals are ugly, but when a couple has an illicit affair in Birkenstock, people criticize them for not going to a classier resort town.

What are business affairs?

 

[AlinaX]

Some people are required by their formal partners to sign written contracts prior to engaging in sex with third parties; this is popularly referred to as business affairs.

What is deplatforming?

 

[Handydan]

When a guy walks up to a girl in a skirt standing on a platform and raises her skirt burying his face in her panties and walks off with her. Deplatforming.

What is meant by doubling down?

 

[AlinaX]

Two girls in 69, obviously.

Why do brides wear white?

 

[Wriggle]

Two girls in 69, obviously.

Why do brides wear white?

So the after party bukkake isn't noticed by grandma.

Why do queen's wear crowns?

 

[Vitriolhack]

So the after party bukkake isn't noticed by grandma.

Why do queen's wear crowns?

Crowns can be used like handcuffs.

Are leather wallets still around?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Crowns can be used like handcuffs.

Are leather wallets still around?

Yeah... Sometimes the old prison wallet gets old and beat up and tore up and leathery. Shit happens.

How's the weather?

 

[AlinaX]

There's a nip in the air. Two, in fact.

What is a cut scene?

 

[Bamagan]

There's a nip in the air. Two, in fact.

What is a cut scene?

A tableau of the Circumcision, usually displayed in January. Not as popular as the manger tableau often seen around Christmas.

What's a can of worms good for?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

A tableau of the Circumcision, usually displayed in January. Not as popular as the manger tableau often seen around Christmas.

What's a can of worms good for?

Catfishing. Internet worms are at least nine inches long and as think as the can they come in.

Dafuk is a tableau?

 

[AlinaX]

No, he's a duck. Ask the pussy.

What is a contraction?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

No, he's a duck. Ask the pussy.

What is a contraction?

'Contraction' is a euphemism for premature ejaculation, which shortens the time from start to finish.

What does 'riparian' mean?

 

[Bamagan]

'Contraction' is a euphemism for premature ejaculation, which shortens the time from start to finish.

What does 'riparian' mean?

It's a pejorative term for smelly Nazis.

How much wood would a woodchuck suck if a woodchuck could suck morning wood?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It's a pejorative term for smelly Nazis.

How much wood would a woodchuck suck if a woodchuck could suck morning wood?

Given the gnawing incisors characteristic of woodchucks, it is generally considered inadvisable to offer them morning wood.

What is 'emasculation?'