Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[NEOhio1972]

His sex slaves make them.

Why are people so obsessed with time?

Only so much time between orgasms!! We are not getting younger!! Spend the cum shots while you can!!

Hey....what happened to my watch??

 

[Bamagan]

Only so much time between orgasms!! We are not getting younger!! Spend the cum shots while you can!!

Hey....what happened to my watch??

Let's retrace your steps to find out. Did you leave it in Christopher Walken's ass?

Are these boots made for walkin'?

 

[NEOhio1972]

Let's retrace your steps to find out. Did you leave it in Christopher Walken's ass?

Are these boots made for walkin'?

The boots are most certainly made for walkin'....retracing steps to Walken, and ....oh look!!!! There it is!!! Right in his ass!!!!!

Can I get more cow bell?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

How deep do you want it?

What is the scariest part of Halloween?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

How deep do you want it?

What is the scariest part of Halloween?

Picking up a girl and then realizing her vagina dentata costume isn't a costume.

What do whales signify in literature, such as Moby Dick, the Story of Jonah, and Pinocchio?

 

[Subzero22]

Picking up a girl and then realizing her vagina dentata costume isn't a costume.

What do whales signify in literature, such as Moby Dick, the Story of Jonah, and Pinocchio?

It's not the size that matters but how you use it.

How is a rainbow created?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

A few poppers followed by an astounding orgasm will provide glorious rainbows!

What makes a superb meal?

 

[NEOhio1972]

A few poppers followed by an astounding orgasm will provide glorious rainbows!

What makes a superb meal?

The kind of meal that gets all over your face, with juices and scents that you catch hints of all day long.....(not because you stole her panties and keep them with you all day.....although not a bad idea. Haha)

Whats that dripping from the corner of your mouth?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

The sweetest tasting man juice!

Why do steam rooms have slippery benches?

 

[Subzero22]

Because the benches are perfect to be bent over and banged as the mixed juices spill and get polished in them.

How is mail sorted out?

 

[mpeters]

Because the benches are perfect to be bent over and banged as the mixed juices spill and get polished in them.

How is mail sorted out?

It depends, they have to be sorted so that they go to their intended places and come in time.

What is the proper use for a lawn mower?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

It depends, they have to be sorted so that they go to their intended places and come in time.

What is the proper use for a lawn mower?

To show off your naked body in the neighborhood on Saturday mornings!

Why do we need chainsaws?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

To show off your naked body in the neighborhood on Saturday mornings!

Why do we need chainsaws?

"Chainsaw" is an urbanism for a line of voyeurs, as in "a chain of peeping Toms saw the show in the hotel room window." They are needed, of course, for the satisfaction of exhibitionists.

Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?

 

[Razzyricho]

Why does my cock curve to the right?

Why do I crave the ocean daily?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Why does my cock curve to the right?

Why do I crave the ocean daily?

For the salt-sea taste of the seamen's semen?

What is a 'sprung mast?'

 

[mpeters]

What is a 'sprung mast?'

A euphemism for penile fracture.

What is an English muffin?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A euphemism for penile fracture.

What is an English muffin?

A chubby young woman from the UK, all ready to be buttered and jammed.

Why are there swallows in Capistrano?

 

[Bamagan]

A chubby young woman from the UK, all ready to be buttered and jammed.

Why are there swallows in Capistrano?

Because they don't like the weather in Spitzbergen.

Why did the turkey wait at the crosswalk?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

A cute, hot turkey came next to him, brushed his wing, and turned him on!

Why do gophers dig so many wholes?

 

[AlinaX]

Because someone challenged them to dig half a whole and they're determined to do it.

What's golf all about?

 

[mpeters]

Because someone challenged them to dig half a whole and they're determined to do it.

What's golf all about?

It’s about long hard drivers and balls and trying to get into the hole 18 times in the fewest strokes possible (doesn’t sound they fun to me, more strokes are better)

What is tennis all about?

 

[__Nathan1968]

It’s about long hard drivers and balls and trying to get into the hole 18 times in the fewest strokes possible (doesn’t sound they fun to me, more strokes are better)

What is tennis all about?

It’s all about swinging and getting your balls paddled.

What’s the best way to stuff a Turkey?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It’s about long hard drivers and balls and trying to get into the hole 18 times in the fewest strokes possible (doesn’t sound they fun to me, more strokes are better)

What is tennis all about?

It's a matter of getting your balls past her defenses without falling in Love.

Stuff a turkey? Best to go through the hole in her bottom.

What is bobbing for apples all about?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

It's a matter of getting your balls past her defenses without falling in Love.

Stuff a turkey? Best to go through the hole in her bottom.

What is bobbing for apples all about?

Practice for deep rimming!

What is trick or treating all about?

 

[Bamagan]

Practice for deep rimming!

What is trick or treating all about?

It's pretty sanitized today, but it used to involve going door to door and demanding oral sex (the treat) from anyone who wouldn't pay the costumed individual for sex (the trick).

Is there any holiday that isn't about getting laid?