Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[Tio_Narratore]

When the doctor has his finger up there, he's not telling me turn my head and tea!

What's the best game to play on the Vegas Strip?

La Roulette Déshabillée; whether noir ou rouge, it's a win-win game.

Why is Bizet's Carmen so popular?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

La Roulette Déshabillée; whether noir ou rouge, it's a win-win game.

Why is Bizet's Carmen so popular?

Seriously, you know why. And she ain't cheap neither!

Where is MargotPayge?

 

[Vitriolhack]

Seriously, you know why. And she ain't cheap neither!

Where is MargotPayge?

I don’t know, but her words still haunt my mind!

What is your favorite chair?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I don’t know, but her words still haunt my mind!

What is your favorite chair?

The Chair of the Programme in Sexologie at Université Laval.

What is a "sexologue?"

 

[Vitriolhack]

It’s a conversation with an easy going guy that centers on sex

Is a pencil better than a pen for writing?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It’s a conversation with an easy going guy that centers on sex

Is a pencil better than a pen for writing?

The pen is mightier than the sword, and a sword can be used to sharpen a pencil; that's why the great seductive writers always used a pen when wooing a fair maid or mistress.

What does "mistress of the house" mean?

 

[AlinaX]

Every house should have a room set aside for a mistress, otherwise marriages become complacent and lack dramatic tension.

Why does the violin have four strings?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Every house should have a room set aside for a mistress, otherwise marriages become complacent and lack dramatic tension.

Why does the violin have four strings?

It completes the symbolism of the violin as 'woman.' The shape of the instrument, obviously, reflects the shape of her body. One string represents the 'string of pearls' that every woman should wear, the next two are for her breasts, and the fourth - the G-string - symbolizes the essence of her womanhood, demurely covered.

What is the dark side of the moon?

 

[Bamagan]

It completes the symbolism of the violin as 'woman.' The shape of the instrument, obviously, reflects the shape of her body. One string represents the 'string of pearls' that every woman should wear, the next two are for her breasts, and the fourth - the G-string - symbolizes the essence of her womanhood, demurely covered.

What is the dark side of the moon?

The portion of the buttocks that are naturally concealed by the pressure of the flesh and only revealed when they are deliberately spread open.

How do you fry an egg?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The portion of the buttocks that are naturally concealed by the pressure of the flesh and only revealed when they are deliberately spread open.

How do you fry an egg?

Take a morning-after birth control pill.

Who erected Washington's monument?

 

[Bamagan]

The sanitized version of history says it was Martha Washington, but really it was mostly slave laborers.

Why do they call it memory foam?

 

[AlinaX]

I used to know the answer to that.

Why do they call it memory foam?

 

[Rustyoznail]

I used to know the answer to that.

Why do they call it memory foam?

You go to bed, the smell of her freshly washed hair wafting up from the pillow that was snuggling her head as you pounded away at her pussy.

Then you realise that the foam will hold that smell forever, and your wife will be home tomorrow. The pillow has a better memory than you.

Is it museli or Granola?

 

[mpeters]

Is it museli or Granola?

When sleeping with daughters of hippies it’s best to keep track of which does which. Granola is the one who swallows.

How do you make a pulled pork sandwich?

 

[AlinaX]

You know when you see a fat guy with his arms around two cute blondes and you think, "He must have a really huge cock for them to be with him," and you invite yourself to be part of whatever orgy he's got planned... except it turns out the girls are his sisters and are just doing him a favour and meanwhile you're flattened beneath him on a motel bed and desperately trying to get a signal on your phone so you can call for help as soon as your mouth is finished with his less than impressive cock? Like that.

Are all princes handsome and charming?

 

[Bamagan]

You know when you see a fat guy with his arms around two cute blondes and you think, "He must have a really huge cock for them to be with him," and you invite yourself to be part of whatever orgy he's got planned... except it turns out the girls are his sisters and are just doing him a favour and meanwhile you're flattened beneath him on a motel bed and desperately trying to get a signal on your phone so you can call for help as soon as your mouth is finished with his less than impressive cock? Like that.

Are all princes handsome and charming?

No, but they generally have huge... tracts of land.

Ever try going down the slide head first?

 

[Rustyoznail]

I generally work my way down to thpelic mound and then tease til she begs me to fuck her deep and hard.

Do you enjoy Carmel sundaes on any day?

Oh, for sure. I'll take a sundae with Carmel's cream on top any day.

Can a hamburger be healthy?

 

[mpeters]

Oh, for sure. I'll take a sundae with Carmel's cream on top any day.

Can a hamburger be healthy?

I'll ask next time I'm at a brothel in Hamburg.

What is your quest?

 

[Razzyricho]

I’m on a quest to seduce my bestfriends single mum.

How do you like coffee?

 

[AlinaX]

Hot and black, with thick cream on top.

How do you make the perfect scone?

 

[Bamagan]

Hot and black, with thick cream on top.

How do you make the perfect scone?

Traditionally, you got them baked and then could eat them, glaze them, or fill them with cream, according to your tastes.

What do they do with doughnut holes?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Traditionally, you got them baked and then could eat them, glaze them, or fill them with cream, according to your tastes.

What do they do with doughnut holes?

They usually glaze them, though they have been known to fill some with Pat Isserie's cream.

How do you make a cannoli?

 

[lanceGibs]

They usually glaze them, though they have been known to fill some with Pat Isserie's cream.

How do you make a cannoli?

One way is to use a young cock as a mould,once it is hard,you roll the dough,put it over the erection,pull his balls and slip off the crust.

Do you know of other methods?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

One way is to use a young cock as a mould,once it is hard,you roll the dough,put it over the erection,pull his balls and slip off the crust.

Do you know of other methods?

It's all about the filling though, right? Some creampies are thicker than others.

Why is Virginia for lovers?

 

[mpeters]

It's all about the filling though, right? Some creampies are thicker than others.

Why is Virginia for lovers?

Because Virginia hasn’t been a virgin for a very long time!

Where is Humptulips?