Filthy answers to innocent questions.

We've streaked through two yards - only two to go til we're home!

What does "It didn't taste like that yesterday. Why does it taste so bad today?" mean?
It means someone's been at her honey pot and she hasn't freshened up.

What is "Oyster Rockefeller?"
 
When all the tension pays off and the characters cum together for a satisfying climax.

How much should you tip a ride share driver?
Sometimes the tip is enough to satisfy them, whilst others respond best to oral gratitude, like a 'thank you'.

What's the best way to stay hydrated?
 
Sometimes the tip is enough to satisfy them, whilst others respond best to oral gratitude, like a 'thank you'.

What's the best way to stay hydrated?
Make sure to take in lots of liquid, preferably from the tap.

Why should you floss?
 
To add some pain when laid out on the bed

What’s the healthiest food to eat?
 
Who wouldn't want to paddle away and get wet

What exact does a camel's toes look like?
 
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