Tio_Narratore
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Some say Kische is kitsch; others think it posh; who cares as long as she gets out of those clothes!
Why is it called 'Quiche Lorraine?"
Filthy answers to innocent questions.
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Why is it called 'Quiche Lorraine?"
flynn99
Lost my "V" card.
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Because Lorraine can't spell while she's cumming too fast.
What does "schadenfreude" mean?
AlexBailey
Kinky Tomgurl
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It means to cast ‘shade’ on Freudian theory about anal retention by openly enjoying giving and taking it in the ass.
Why do buns come in packages of eight while hotdogs come in packages of ten?
Tio_Narratore
Studies
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They include an extra two for those who like it bareback.
What is the "spit roast" feature on a barbecue?
ImpishSeraph
My Own Frequency
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Hawk Tuah on my cowboy with a little pegging
Why do so many people like twinkies?
Stella_Maxwell
Virgin
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They’re sweet, yielding and plush when you put your mouth on them and so creamy inside.
Is AAA really worth it?
Wriggle
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The All Anal Academy is one of the finest niche websites out there and if that's your thing, then I would certainly say it was worth it.
What are the benefits of these zoom calls at work?
bbcbarry9033
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Now everyone can be bottomless at work. It's the new 'casual Friday'.
Where did the weekend go?
Series 6
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The weekend didn't go anywhere - it stayed home and masturbated to porn and Literotica.
Why are the shopping malls becoming empty?
Vitriolhack
I hear you
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Because people just continued their Covid activities, staying home, day drinking and fucking live or online!
Any car recommendation?
Series 6
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Get an el Camino because the front is like a car, the back is like a truck.
El Camino! El Camino! The front is where you drive, the back is where you fuck!
BlueEyes1969
Blue Eyes 1969
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Question to continue the thread?
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NEOhio1972
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Well, I could type a question, but my hands are kind of occupied at the moment, but maybe when I finish and clean up I can......give me five seconds!!
Is there a better question?
Is there a better question?
Ellies_adventures
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I'll answer series 6's question,
Investment, in vest meant that was all she was wearing, and the vest wasn't buttoned up.
Why are buttons important?
Investment, in vest meant that was all she was wearing, and the vest wasn't buttoned up.
Why are buttons important?
BlueEyes1969
Blue Eyes 1969
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Because it is easier to rip buttoned clothing off someone when things get hot!
Why do men like spankings?
Why do men like spankings?
Ellies_adventures
Ellie's hubby here
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We just do. I'm waiting....
Is it worth the wait?
Is it worth the wait?
LeinadVirgo
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Generally no, not worth it. Buf every one in a while you find a person you click with, and that matters
Vitriolhack
I hear you
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In the hands of a professional spanker, one that knows how to dose the strength of their slaps and that also knows how to massage the cheek to chase the pain away, it’s amazing! The incessant question is, is it pleasure or is it pain? You can all answer that one in your heads, preferably bent over someone’s knees.
Best time to mow the lawn?
BlueEyes1969
Blue Eyes 1969
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Yes if you want to retire!
Should men remove all excess body hair?
Should men remove all excess body hair?
bbcbarry9033
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Ellies_adventures
Ellie's hubby here
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Don't worry yourself with why it's so hot, just strip down and enjoy.
Which hemisphere is hotter, north or south?
Which hemisphere is hotter, north or south?
Anna_Morgan
~Virgin
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Yes, depending on what motivates you.
What's your favorite day of the week?
What's your favorite day of the week?
Treeview
Really Experienced
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The day we spend together
Who gets dressed to pay for pizza delivery
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