Filthy answers to innocent questions.
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HarryKing1066
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Why don't mammals have exoskeletons?
Because they prefer to get a boner inside!
Because they prefer to get a boner inside!
flynn99
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@HarryKing1066 , you forgot to ask a question
Tio_Narratore
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ImpishSeraph
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A sexy lady, named Laurel, who bakes cakes on cam and does some freaky stuff with her mixing spoons.
Who jumped over the moon?
Who jumped over the moon?
MargotPayge
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Bamagan
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Sore knees, an aching jaw, and a very tired mouth!
How long will it take for 1000 more to pop off?
Ellies_adventures
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1000 more, that's a lot of face fluffing, pwoooar...
Why should you chew with your mouth closed?
Why should you chew with your mouth closed?
bbcbarry9033
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Use your hard dick to indicate left or right....because your dinner companion might be into muckbang or sploshing and you don't want them jumping across the table to fuck you in the restaurant.
(or maybe you do...?)
how do you make a turn while on a unicycle?
What does "September remember" mean?
flynn99
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PhiloDaddy
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Tio_Narratore
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Yes, but I usually deliver a bigger load in the rear end.
Why do some women cry at weddings?
BlueEyes1969
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Because they know the big wedding rituals don't mean a thing after all the bills are paid.
Why do some men cry at weddings?
Why do some men cry at weddings?
Qky75
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because they realize the tuxesare non returnable after leaving skidmarks
Why is the Hokey Pokey what it's all about?
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PhiloDaddy
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The hokey pokey is a section of the Sears Roebuck Catalog specializing in sex toy attachments for tractors.
How many angels fit on the head of a pin?
flynn99
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Y'know, I just wonder what it's like to have an angel give head...?
While we're on the topic of zen questions, what's the sound of one hand clapping?
Micio_Lambire
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Likely what you'd hear if you were around when Daddy spanks me.Y'know, I just wonder what it's like to have an angel give head...?
While we're on the topic of zen questions, what's the sound of one hand clapping?
Do you have any quick and easy ideas to help me do some "stashbusting"?
BlueEyes1969
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Yes. Crotchet a blanket and use up all of the yarn you haven't used. Don't stop until all of not is gone?
Why do submissive men so enjoy being spanked?
Qky75
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parental erotic fixation
why is ordering a plain coffee at stinkbucks so difficult
ImpishSeraph
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I've never been
I thought it was a strip club. Star was not on stage...Why do kids, and some adults, find farts so funny?
Qky75
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earliest memories of the games we play to get mommy's attention ...is it a fart? is it a poo? dunno but here's mommy hahaha!I've never been
Why do kids, and some adults, find farts so funny?
how does my dog know kts 15 minutes before my alarm...like no matter when I set it
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hard to do the humpty hump on hump day without them
why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
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