Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[MargotPayge]

Why is Mona Lisa Smiling?

She was sitting on il suo signore's face.

Who was the best Rennaisance master?

 

[Lilianna23]

She was sitting on il suo signore's face.

Who was the best Rennaisance master?

The best master of any era is the one who makes you moan and scream!

What makes blueberries blue?

 

[Azuldrgon]

The best master of any era is the one who makes you moan and scream!

What makes blueberries blue?

They never get to cum when they want to.

Why couldn't Humpty Dumpty be put back together?

 

[Vitriolhack]

They never get to cum when they want to.

Why couldn't Humpty Dumpty be put back together?

They did try to rebuild him, to make him better, stronger, faster, but Steve Austin beat him to it and got the gig as special agent.

What makes for a good movie?

 

[Trionyx]

They did try to rebuild him, to make him better, stronger, faster, but Steve Austin beat him to it and got the gig as special agent.

What makes for a good movie?

Shagging, obviously.

What makes for a bad movie?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Lack of shagging.

How many angels can fit on the head of a pin?

The real question is "how many pins does it take to nail an angel."

Who were the Medieval Scholastics?

 

[Lilianna23]

The real question is "how many pins does it take to nail an angel."

Who were the Medieval Scholastics?

They're like Mathaletes, but for Medicine.

What is the correct pronunciation of pi?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

They're like Mathaletes, but for Medicine.

What is the correct pronunciation of pi?

It depends on whether you're going in circles or hiring an investigator to look into your partner's assignations. For circles, it's the same as "pie;" for indiscretion, it's a pee-eye. The latter, however, may also be a hazard of water sports.

What is an "assignation?"

 

[MargotPayge]

What is an "assignation?"

A nation of assholes.

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

 

[Lilianna23]

She grew up and became "Slutty Jane," the famous vaudeville performer.

Who's Dr. Pepper?

 

[TwoTaTango]

Who's Dr. Pepper?

Dr Pepper is the guy who came up with the other soft drink The One with the big 7 and U.P after it .

Do Things really go better with Coke ?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Dr Pepper is the guy who came up with the other soft drink The One with the big 7 and U.P after it .

Do Things really go better with Coke ?

Yes, all things, even fucking, seem better after you've done a line.

What does "proscribed substances" mean?

 

[Lilianna23]

Yes, all things, even fucking, seem better after you've done a line.

What does "proscribed substances" mean?

Those are the things like weed, coke, and X that your doctor won't prescribe for you.

How does one bathe a cat?

 

[Biggalute]

Those are the things like weed, coke, and X that your doctor won't prescribe for you.

How does one bathe a cat?

Carefully, lol. Pussies can be frisky little critters.

Why is snow sometimes yellow

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Carefully, lol. Pussies can be frisky little critters.

Why is snow sometimes yellow

Cum stains can appear yellow on fresh snow.

Why is grass green then?

 

[MargotPayge]

Why do men have nipples?

To attach the nipple clamps. (I am not sure that is an innocent question by the way...)

How do you get to the South Pole?

 

[FantasySharer1]

The only way is to head south by getting on your knees, and unzipping the jeans, and grabbing the pole with one's lips.

 

[Lilianna23]

The only way is to head south by getting on your knees, and unzipping the jeans, and grabbing the pole with one's lips.

Is there a question?

 

[Biggalute]

What to do with your hands if you're driving a driverless car?

 

[MargotPayge]

Is there a question?

What to do with your hands if you're driving a driverless car?

The only question is can you keep from coming while you're going...

Where are the ANDES?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

The only question is can you keep from coming while you're going...

Where are the ANDES?

My wife's niece has a pair! GodDAMN!

What is this "Valley of the shadow of death"?

 

[Biggalute]

No, it's the Valley of the SHITHOLE of Death. It means your ass-crack.

Why can't I think of any "innocent" question?

There are no innocent questions, just people with clean minds.

Why are us older men so damn sexy?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

There are no innocent questions, just people with clean minds.

Why are us older men so damn sexy?

Since this is supposed to be filthy answers to innocent questions and you've offered a filthy question, I guess you need an innocent answer:
Because some people find delusion cute, and older men mistake it for sex appeal.

Why is it dark at night?

 

[MargotPayge]

Since this is supposed to be filthy answers to innocent questions and you've offered a filthy question, I guess you need an innocent answer:
Because some people find delusion cute, and older men mistake it for sex appeal.

Why is it dark at night?

So you have an excuse when you "accidentally" stick your cock in her ass, "sorry babe. I couldn't see..."

How do you download files from the internet?

 

[nerdboy1000]

So you have an excuse when you "accidentally" stick your cock in her ass, "sorry babe. I couldn't see..."

How do you download files from the internet?

With a Flash drive, standing near the window.

What happened to my toilet brush?