For those who dont belong...

[Lillady]

Not sure if this qualifies, but here is a lil story for you:

I once met this guy in an AOL chatroom for local Virginians. We chatted for a while then met one another at an AOL chatroom get-together. He would call me everyday. We would have nice conversations, no cyber or sex talk, just everyday chatter. We went out on a dinner date some weeks later. I had a nice time and it appeared he did too. We talked the next day after the date, and I let him know that I had a good time and enjoyed his company. I also informed him that I felt like I was coming down with a flu bug or something. I had fevers, chills, body aches, all the regular flu symptoms. He told me he hoped I would feel better soon and that he wanted to go out again. I told him I would enjoy that.

The following day, I woke up with no voice. Apparently, this “bug” had gotten into my voice box (which had happened before). It hurt to talk, therefore when someone would call, I asked my mother to answer the phone. She would explain what happened to anyone who called. Well this guy called, and for whatever reason, would not believe my mother. He said I was lying so I wouldn’t have to see him again. I got on the phone and, of course, the guy could not hear me. He yelled and cussed at me over the phone, yelled at my mother and hung up. Then the e-mails started. He told me I made him fall in love with me and then I dumped him. I couldn’t believe what I was reading. I stayed off the computer for a few days to rest up. The calls continued (we didn’t answer his calls) and so did the e-mails.

Once I had my voice back, this guy called again. Needless to say, he got furious when I laughed at his behavior. I told him off about the way he spoke to my mother, however just laughed at him about his anger with me. I asked him how can someone fall in love after one dinner date and what gives him the right to talk to anyone the way he spoke to me and my mother? I never went out with him again and I never went back to AOL chat either.

 

[Throckmorton]

Great story Lill.......thanks for the contribution

 

[Traveler32]

A Middle-Aged Devil Meets Computer Dating

I ended a 20 plus year marriage and a long term relationship all within a matter of months a couple of years ago. Newly single and unencumbered for the first time in more than two decades I hit the bars and the online dating services with a vengeance.

The third person I met through Yahoo Personals was a very pleasant, pretty and pert woman of appropriate age and inclination. I was having fun... I did notice that she talked incessantly of her boyfriend whom she had left because of a failure to commit/communicate. Being a civil Red Devil I listened sympathetically even when the calls to her home would interrupt our evenings ...and so it went.

One morning I opened an email from Ms. X, an especially long one, and by the third paragraph I understood that she was dumping me to give b/f another go. It was only later that I realized that I had been broken up with not via a "Dear John" letter, nor by fax... but by EMAIL! Welcome to the brave new world of online dating.

 

[Throckmorton]

A Middle-Aged Devil Meets Computer Dating

I ended a 20 plus year marriage and a long term relationship all within a matter of months a couple of years ago. Newly single and unencumbered for the first time in more than two decades I hit the bars and the online dating services with a vengeance.

The third person I met through Yahoo Personals was a very pleasant, pretty and pert woman of appropriate age and inclination. I was having fun... I did notice that she talked incessantly of her boyfriend whom she had left because of a failure to commit/communicate. Being a civil Red Devil I listened sympathetically even when the calls to her home would interrupt our evenings ...and so it went.

One morning I opened an email from Ms. X, an especially long one, and by the third paragraph I understood that she was dumping me to give b/f another go. It was only later that I realized that I had been broken up with not via a "Dear John" letter, nor by fax... but by EMAIL! Welcome to the brave new world of online dating.

beats a restraining order!!

 

[Lillady]

Great story Lill.......thanks for the contribution

Your quite welcome Hon...I have many stories...LOL but thought that one was the strangest.

 

[Lillady]

A Middle-Aged Devil Meets Computer Dating

I ended a 20 plus year marriage and a long term relationship all within a matter of months a couple of years ago. Newly single and unencumbered for the first time in more than two decades I hit the bars and the online dating services with a vengeance.

The third person I met through Yahoo Personals was a very pleasant, pretty and pert woman of appropriate age and inclination. I was having fun... I did notice that she talked incessantly of her boyfriend whom she had left because of a failure to commit/communicate. Being a civil Red Devil I listened sympathetically even when the calls to her home would interrupt our evenings ...and so it went.

One morning I opened an email from Ms. X, an especially long one, and by the third paragraph I understood that she was dumping me to give b/f another go. It was only later that I realized that I had been broken up with not via a "Dear John" letter, nor by fax... but by EMAIL! Welcome to the brave new world of online dating.

LOL Online dating isn't quite the same is it? But at least she told you and explained rather than just disappearing.

 

[Throckmorton]

LOL Online dating isn't quite the same is it? But at least she told you and explained rather than just disappearing.

Maybe disapearing would have been better


its not you

its me

 

[Traveler32]

*Waves at you* Hey neighbor.

Howdy there flatlander. Come sit with us at the bar and lets enjoy some of those $.10 beers and the nekkid women before Throck's meds wear off.

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by Throckmorton
well, forget the rest of 'em...I'm good at it all, but I'm Scottish, so don't ask me to cook

can i see whats under the kilt????

 

[Throckmorton]

can i see whats under the kilt????

Absolutely lovely lady...you need but to ask...

 

[Throckmorton]

Todays topic is weirdness in a sexual encounter..

Here's mine. Once I had a motorcycle accident and broke my leg. I went to the hospital where they set the leg and hung it in one of thse sling things above the bed.(This was back when they used hard plaster casts for everything) Anyway, I had this really hot nurse, and every time she would come around, I got...er...excited. They had me amped up on a lot of pain meds, and I was drowsing alot. Sometimes, I didnt know if I was dreaming, or awake.
Late night, close to the close of visiting hours, the nurse comes in, and predictably, I get aroused. She notices this and while looking in my eyes, she slides a hand under the sheet and starts to rub me. Next thing I know, she pulls the sheet back and goes down on me. I'm moaning low in my throat and saying her name over and over. All of a sudden she stops, stands up and slaps me..hard!
It was my girlfriend at the time, not the nurse. I had been half dreaming at the beginning of the episode and just fantasizing it was nursie. And now I had called my gal by the nurses name. I tried to backpeddle, blame it on the drugs, but no dice. She broke up with me then and there, in the hospital....

 

[Missingmeds]

Howdy there flatlander. Come sit with us at the bar and lets enjoy some of those $.10 beers and the nekkid women before Throck's meds wear off.

Hey, I resemble that remark, only I would rather see you nekkid.

Good morning to everyone.

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by Throckmorton
Todays topic is weirdness in a sexual encounter..

Here's mine. Once I had a motorcycle accident and broke my leg. I went to the hospital where they set the leg and hung it in one of thse sling things above the bed.(This was back when they used hard plaster casts for everything) Anyway, I had this really hot nurse, and every time she would come around, I got...er...excited. They had me amped up on a lot of pain meds, and I was drowsing alot. Sometimes, I didnt know if I was dreaming, or awake.
Late night, close to the close of visiting hours, the nurse comes in, and predictably, I get aroused. She notices this and while looking in my eyes, she slides a hand under the sheet and starts to rub me. Next thing I know, she pulls the sheet back and goes down on me. I'm moaning low in my throat and saying her name over and over. All of a sudden she stops, stands up and slaps me..hard!
It was my girlfriend at the time, not the nurse. I had been half dreaming at the beginning of the episode and just fantasizing it was nursie. And now I had called my gal by the nurses name. I tried to backpeddle, blame it on the drugs, but no dice. She broke up with me then and there, in the hospital....

Oh man what a story....I have a pilot one ask me when I get back
see you all in a few days...
xoxo

 

[Lillady]

Todays topic is weirdness in a sexual encounter..

Here's mine. Once I had a motorcycle accident and broke my leg. I went to the hospital where they set the leg and hung it in one of thse sling things above the bed.(This was back when they used hard plaster casts for everything) Anyway, I had this really hot nurse, and every time she would come around, I got...er...excited. They had me amped up on a lot of pain meds, and I was drowsing alot. Sometimes, I didnt know if I was dreaming, or awake.
Late night, close to the close of visiting hours, the nurse comes in, and predictably, I get aroused. She notices this and while looking in my eyes, she slides a hand under the sheet and starts to rub me. Next thing I know, she pulls the sheet back and goes down on me. I'm moaning low in my throat and saying her name over and over. All of a sudden she stops, stands up and slaps me..hard!
It was my girlfriend at the time, not the nurse. I had been half dreaming at the beginning of the episode and just fantasizing it was nursie. And now I had called my gal by the nurses name. I tried to backpeddle, blame it on the drugs, but no dice. She broke up with me then and there, in the hospital....

TM Dear....can you say Oooooops? ROFL

 

[Lillady]

Oh man what a story....I have a pilot one ask me when I get back
see you all in a few days...
xoxo

Have a great weekend!

 

[Lillady]

Hey, I resemble that remark, only I would rather see you nekkid.

Good morning to everyone.

Good morning!

He is rather cute, nekkid or not!

 

[Traveler32]

Good morning!

He is rather cute, nekkid or not!

Don't mind her... she has a thing for tall, fat, drunk and stupid hillbillies!

Cute? Somehow the concept of a 6' 3" 300# Red Devil does not engender the characterization of "cute". See? Now you've made me blush! You'll be handcuffed and blindfolded for that lil indiscretion.

 

[Lillady]

Don't mind her... she has a thing for tall, fat, drunk and stupid hillbillies!

Cute? Somehow the concept of a 6' 3" 300# Red Devil does not engender the characterization of "cute". See? Now you've made me blush! You'll be handcuffed and blindfolded for that lil indiscretion.

Can't wait!

 

[Traveler32]

Can't wait!

I would be there
if wishing would make that so

Neither can I sweetheart.

 

[Lillady]

I would be there
if wishing would make that so

Neither can I sweetheart.

Doing a happy dance!

 

[Traveler32]

Doing a happy dance!

Uh, any chance of making that a lap dance?

 

[Lillady]

Todays topic is weirdness in a sexual encounter..

Hmmmm I don't have any weirdness during or about a sexual encounter...Just alot of escapades! LOL

 

[Lillady]

Uh, any chance of making that a lap dance?

Hmmmmm And what kind of tip will I get?

 

[Traveler32]

Hmmmmm And what kind of tip will I get?

Tip?
An appropriately sized one of course...
Oh, and another "tip"... cover the mouth with your hand or other suitable body part if you don't want the neighbors thinking yer killing wart hogs in your apartment.

 

[Lillady]

Tip?
An appropriately sized one of course...
Oh, and another "tip"... cover the mouth with your hand or other suitable body part if you don't want the neighbors thinking yer killing wart hogs in your apartment.

ROFLMAO

I hear ya!