Throckmorton
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*taking time out from shopping for a Russian Mail Order Bride*
Whassup??
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not now, but give me a minute...hey..got a joke for yaLillady said:Dunno Are you up? hehehe
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."
The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts."
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute."
The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore . . ."
The man sighs and says, "It's started . . "
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Mornin' friends...open discussion today...no topic
hope everyone has a great weekend...hope to hear from you all on Monday that you are spent...
hope everyone has a great weekend...hope to hear from you all on Monday that you are spent...
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Did you hear condoms are now being sold with a free calling card? The attached instructions say, "If you can't come, call."
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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"
She picked a little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"
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DLL said:Good Morning..just sta down at my desk and glanced at the paper on it ..back headlines yankees back on top...YAY!!!!
Getting a cup of coffee.. anyone want one too???
What you mean the back pages weren't full of how Europe won the Ryder Cup!
DLLOriginally posted by wanderer2704
What you mean the back pages weren't full of how Europe won the Ryder Cup!
W i read an interesting article on how mickelson changed to callaway and all the money spent to do that..and now they are saying it was the clubs...LOL...
's back to congratulate you on the win....(you would like my undies this morning W) they have golf tees on them..LOL
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DLL said:W i read an interesting article on how mickelson changed to callaway and all the money spent to do that..and now they are saying it was the clubs...LOL...
Every golfer will always make some excuse as to why he lost rather than admit he was just beaten by a better player. A bad workman and all that.
Hmm like the sound of the undies but do you know what I prefer the thought of what's in them!
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but the BOSOX got one of em anyway...and in dramatic fashion.DLL said:Good Morning..just sta down at my desk and glanced at the paper on it ..back headlines yankees back on top...YAY!!!!
Getting a cup of coffee.. anyone want one too???
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how interesting, mine have golf balls on them....DLL said:W i read an interesting article on how mickelson changed to callaway and all the money spent to do that..and now they are saying it was the clubs...LOL...
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DLL said:really??? sounds cute ..we are a pair today....
but a pair of what exactly?.....
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i made a new avatar, but it is too big....grrrr
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DLL said:really??? sounds cute ..we are a pair today....
W..the article was a diss to callaway had nothing to do with the player he just played poorly i agree..
Butch Harman (USA PGA Golf coach) was on TV here in the UK during the Ryder Cup he really criticised Mickleson not just for his play buty also his attitude during the tournament - basically I think some of the top American stars find it very difficult to play as a team. They just didn't seem comfortable in each others company to me.
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thanks..i like to make my own..i made the one i'm using now as well..DLL said:thats a cute one... its funny
I've been in trouble since I don't know when
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that was a good game. so was my Panthers trouncing of the Chiefs and my Falcons deconstruction of the vaunted Rams offense yesterday..
as far as the Ryder goes. It's like the Dream Teams of basketball in the olympics...so many superstars, but no team spirit
as far as the Ryder goes. It's like the Dream Teams of basketball in the olympics...so many superstars, but no team spirit
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Ryder Cup
I am a brit, and delighted Europe won, but I am not going to gloat about it. These things are swings and roundabouts.
But i will say the basic difference was that Europe were a team, all pulling for, and motivating each other.
The tone was set in the first match, Woods and Michelson hardly said a word to each other, all 18 holes, Montgomerie and his partner, never stopped talking, boosting each other, and enjoying the game.
I understand on the Saturday, one American told Hal Sutton he was too tired to play in the afternoon.
That is unforgiveable, he should have been begging to play.
I doubt Hal Suton will be captain again, he failed, simple as that.
I am a brit, and delighted Europe won, but I am not going to gloat about it. These things are swings and roundabouts.
But i will say the basic difference was that Europe were a team, all pulling for, and motivating each other.
The tone was set in the first match, Woods and Michelson hardly said a word to each other, all 18 holes, Montgomerie and his partner, never stopped talking, boosting each other, and enjoying the game.
I understand on the Saturday, one American told Hal Sutton he was too tired to play in the afternoon.
That is unforgiveable, he should have been begging to play.
I doubt Hal Suton will be captain again, he failed, simple as that.
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Re: Ryder Cup
you got that rightBlue Dolphin said:
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ansoar swoggle bitar nyot skon sre bedim
right?....c'mon now you know its true
right?....c'mon now you know its true
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Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them, and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tilly, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that Far!
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them, and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tilly, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that Far!
