JKendallDane
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OOPS! Sorry, 'arry.
That probably explains why you no longer work at the bomb factory.
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OOPS! Sorry, 'arry.
That probably explains why you no longer work at the bomb factory.![]()
Dr. Strangelove, or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.
Close only counts in horseshoes and nuclear weapons.![]()
When I was a kid, Player's Navy Cut used to reckon that 'It's the tobacco that counts'.
Yes; I used to hear it counting every time I walked past the Tobacconist's shop.
One Wooden Indian coming up...
You know,
I never understood that.
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Because of the general illiteracy of the populace, early store owners used descriptive emblems or figures to advertise their shops' wares; for example, barber poles advertise barber shops, show globes advertised apothecaries and the three gold balls represent pawn shops. American Indians and tobacco had always been associated because American Indians introduced tobacco to Europeans,[1] and the depiction of native people on smoke-shop signs was almost inevitable. As early as the 17th century, European tobacconists used figures of American Indians to advertise their shops.
From: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigar_store_Indian
Just part of our country's colorful history that rarely gets taught in the schools.![]()
Thank you.
I recall the tabaconists shops of my childhood and never saw a reference to a Red Indian. Perhaps the part of Somerset I called home didn't need a Red Indian to indicate a place for a smoke.
One of my earliest memories of 'Zumerzet' was a place that did the brilliant smoked fish.![]()
The boys really would get dewy-eyed talking about the merits of a Massey Ferguson tractor 'Lo Sugar
I grew up in Zumerzet - at the time of the Wurzels!The boys really would get dewy-eyed talking about the merits of a Massey Ferguson tractor
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I smoked mackerel I'd caught once off the East Coast of Scotland. We went out in the afternoon on the sea in a rowing boat. Saw porpoises and a seal lifted its head out of the water. When we came back, the sun was setting, casting red and gold like an Indian marriage sari over the rippling waters. We hung the mackerel up in an old wardrobe with a small fire in it to smoke it.
Why are you rolling your eyes? There is nothing like a country boy.![]()
Hey, I learned to drive on an MF35![]()
I know you will find this strange, but when a young lad is confronted with my cleavage, I am a bit surprised if he is getting excited about a tractor.
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The local farmers' association hold a ploughing contest every year.
A couple of years ago, my pal & I went to take some pictures; it was fabulous.
I learned a lot about soil displacement and so on. We even got to have a go!
What we have not managed to do is to see the old ploughing under horse-power.
I look forward to the oportunity.
Down in The Cotswolds, my grandfather ploughed with a team of Clydesdales right up until a few days before he died.![]()
If only we could get them to haul a better beer...
It's OK, Tio. Bud is not really beer.![]()
It's OK, Tio. Bud is not really beer.![]()
Right. American beer is like making love in a canoe. -- It's fucking close to water. (Monty Python)

It depends to a certain extent upon whether you mean the Bud of the USA or the Budweiser from Budovice (EU) (budweiser budvar). http://www.budweiserbudvar.co.uk/