Fuck, Marry, Kill

[morelikeasong]

Fuck @Biggalute because of Irish accent
Marry @Tigobitties98 because we’d have a grand time
Kill @dawn_of_night because it had to be someone

 

[RandallOldman]

Man, this is a hard one!!

I'll fuck @Tigobitties98 because, well, duh!

I'll marry @morelikeasong because songs! And have you seen her?!?

And I'll slip @dawn_of_night a potion that makes her seem dead, but then I'll revive her when no one is looking!

 

[Amanda330]

Fuck @morelikeasong because who wouldn't?
Marry @Tigobitties98 so her boobs are less anxious over time...
Kill @RandallOldman because... Well do you blame me?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Damn... the only obvious choice is kill @RandallOldman
Like most of lit, fuck @Amanda330
Marry @morelikeasong I'm a damn sucker for redheads.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck @Amanda330
Marry @MischiefMakerAlways
Kill @RandallOldman sorry dude

 

[RandallOldman]

Fuck @morelikeasong because who wouldn't?
Marry @Tigobitties98 so her boobs are less anxious over time...
Kill @RandallOldman because... Well do you blame me?

Damn... the only obvious choice is kill @RandallOldman
Like most of lit, fuck @Amanda330
Marry @morelikeasong I'm a damn sucker for redheads.

Fuck @Amanda330
Marry @MischiefMakerAlways
Kill @RandallOldman sorry dude

I'm triple-dead!!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I'm triple-dead!!

Nothing personal?

 

[Photog1rl]

Fuck @RandallOldman
Marry @dawn_of_night all those orgasms sound like something i want to live with.
Kill @MischiefMakerAlways it’s nothing personal. @RandallOldman had been killed a ton and @dawn_of_night promised orgasms so there was only one choice left for you. 😉

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Fuck @RandallOldman
Marry @dawn_of_night all those orgasms sound like something i want to live with.
Kill @MischiefMakerAlways

Well damn.

 

[Biggalute]

Fuck @MischiefMakerAlways but don't tell the neighbours
Marry @Photog1rl that smile everyday
Kill @RandallOldman he's getting on, has had a good innings

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fuck @Photog1rl because that smile makes me think of mouths, and that leads palaces.
Marry @RandallOldman to keep him alive.
Kill @Biggalute because it looks like he has had a good run.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck me.... The Trifecta....
Fuck @UnquietDreams
Marry @MischiefMakerAlways
Kill @Biggalute .... Had to be someone.... Your going to have some fucking awesome sex though

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Fuck @MischiefMakerAlways but don't tell the neighbours
Marry @Photog1rl that smile everyday
Kill @RandallOldman he's getting on, has had a good innings

Well this is awkward. I really hope you brought LOTS of lube. Hell, knock me out and get it over with.

Fuck me.... The Trifecta....
Fuck @UnquietDreams
Marry @MischiefMakerAlways
Kill @Biggalute .... Had to be someone.... Your going to have some fucking awesome sex though

Marry me twice? You're insane.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Marry me twice? You're insane.

Well there is that

 

[morelikeasong]

Fuck @UnquietDreams
Marry @dawn_of_night
Kill @MischiefMakerAlways for too much side chatter in the thread

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fuck @dawn_of_night
Marry @morelikeasong becuse once will never be enough
Kill @MischiefMakerAlways but feel bad, because I got killed a bunch for the same thing.

 

[Biggalute]

Fuck @dawn_of_night because the first time was so good
Marry @morelikeasong because I'm sure she'd keep me entertained
Kill @UnquietDreams because he talks in his sleep

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck @UnquietDreams
Marry @morelikeasong
Kill @Biggalute .... Deathsex...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Fuck @UnquietDreams
Marry @dawn_of_night
Kill @MischiefMakerAlways for too much side chatter in the thread

Well that sucks.

Fuck @dawn_of_night
Marry @morelikeasong becuse once will never be enough
Kill @MischiefMakerAlways but feel bad, because I got killed a bunch for the same thing.

No hard feelings, I understand!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck @UnquietDreams
Marry @MischiefMakerAlways
Kill @Biggalute

 

[EricaLynch]

Fuck @dawn_of_night
Marry @MischiefMakerAlways
Kill @Biggalute

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Fuck @dawn_of_night
Marry @MischiefMakerAlways
Kill @Biggalute

Why am I so marry-able?!
I'm either getting married or getting killed.

Fuck @EricaLynch
Marry @dawn_of_night
Kill - oh. Shit. I'm left.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fuck @dawn_of_night for the fun!
Marry @EricaLynch because we make a great couple
Kill @MischiefMakerAlways for continuing side chatter, always.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Fuck @dawn_of_night for the fun!
Marry @EricaLynch because we make a great couple
Kill @MischiefMakerAlways for continuing side chatter, always.

What the hell is side chatter?!

 

[Saltfountain]

What the hell is side chatter?!

That