Funny Memes, signs, gifs etc....

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[yowser]

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[BobbyBrandt]

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[MrStill]

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Before I scrolled down I thought 4 males and one female, all with the flu

 

[BobbyBrandt]

A very attractive Irish blonde walked into a casino, looking a little tipsy.

She looked into her purse, took out a handful of chips, and put $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.

She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel luckier when I’m nude.”

Then she stripped completely, rolled the dice, and shouted, “Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!”

When the dice stopped, she screamed, “YES! I won!”

She grabbed her winnings, hugged the dealers, picked up her clothes, and walked out.

The dealers stared at each other in shock. Finally, one asked, “What number did she roll?”

The other replied, “I don’t know… I thought YOU were watching.”

Moral of the story:
You can’t count on all drunks being drunk.
You can’t count on all blondes being dumb.
But… you can always count on men being men

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

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[YmaOHyd]

 

[dirk2024]

 

[YmaOHyd]

Pope Leo, yesterday:

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[YmaOHyd]

Since Lord of the Rings was a topic today...

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

 

[Erozetta]

 

[Wouldlovetoo]

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I can relate to this as I live on a farm