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[NuclearFairy]

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I thought it was two hand puppets in a nest begging for food.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[BobbyBrandt]

A married couple was in a terrible car accident. The husband survived, but his face was severely burned.

When the doctor reviewed his options, the news wasn’t good. Skin grafts were possible, but the husband was too thin—there simply wasn’t enough healthy skin on his own body to use.

That’s when his wife stepped forward. Calm. Steady. Without a moment’s hesitation, she said, “Use mine.”

The doctor examined her carefully, then cleared his throat. “There is one area where the skin would be suitable… but it’s a very delicate matter.”
It was from her buttocks.

The couple exchanged a look—no embarrassment, no jokes, just understanding. A quiet nod. This would be their secret. Always.

The doctor agreed to the strictest confidentiality, and the surgery began.

It was a complete success. More than a success—the man’s face was transformed. He looked healthier, younger, even more handsome than before. Friends and family raved:

“Unbelievable!”

“You look fantastic!”

“Medicine sure has come a long way!”

He accepted their praise with a polite smile, but inside, he carried a deep, private gratitude. Every compliment reminded him of what his wife had given—quite literally—so he could face the world again.

One evening, overcome with emotion, he took her hand and said:

“My darling… I’ll never be able to thank you enough. You sacrificed so much for me. Please… tell me how I can ever repay you.”

She squeezed his hand, smiled warmly, and whispered:

“My love… I get all the thanks I need every single time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

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[YmaOHyd]

 

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[YmaOHyd]

From today's little Grok fiasco:


Free story idea, I guess!

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[Vitriolhack]

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I have a plaque on top of my bed,

“Breakfast not included!”

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

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[OralAllOver]

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Whom would u rather eat u?

 

[YmaOHyd]

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

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[YmaOHyd]

 

[Sammael Bard]

 

[lovecraft68]

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From today's little Grok fiasco:
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Free story idea, I guess!

Keep the politics out of this thread. There's a political meme thread in the politics board.

 

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[Sammael Bard]

 

[Kumquatqueen]

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I resemble this PSA...

 

[Smuttyandfun]

I resemble this PSA...

I do, too.