Good, bad, and worst

[Pirates_Wench]

Worse: It involves doing complicated diet tests on hagfish, which you hate. And you have to feed them by hand.

LOL I had to google hagfish...YUCK!!!

Good - You just bought your dream house!

 

[Aurantica]

LOL I had to google hagfish...YUCK!!!

Good - You just bought your dream house!

( look for a youtube video regarding its slime...)
Bad: It's in a terrible neighborhood

 

[Pirates_Wench]

( look for a youtube video regarding its slime...)
Bad: It's in a terrible neighborhood

(not sure if I would want to see that....the pics on google were bad enough...looks a little too much like a snake to me)

Worse - The roof was not included in the purchase price and has since been removed!

 

[Aurantica]

(not sure if I would want to see that....the pics on google were bad enough...looks a little too much like a snake to me)

Worse - The roof was not included in the purchase price and has since been removed!

( It's pretty cool, actually. Sort of a clear goop.)
Good: You are offered a free drink by a cute fast-food erver

 

[Pirates_Wench]

( It's pretty cool, actually. Sort of a clear goop.)
Good: You are offered a free drink by a cute fast-food erver

(I will have to check it out then)
Bad - he slips something in your drink when you are not looking.

 

[Aurantica]

(I will have to check it out then)
Bad - he slips something in your drink when you are not looking.

Worse: You wake up naked in a ditch, covered in strange blue writing with a very sore lower body and a rash.

 

[dearc]

Good: You just got a new kitten

 

[Anaconda man]

Good: You just got a new kitten

Bad: You find out your allergic to cats hair

 

[Aurantica]

Bad: You find out your allergic to cats hair

Worse: You go into anaphalactic shock .

 

[dearc]

Worse: You go into anaphalactic shock .

Good: Your doctor is single and good looking

 

[Anaconda man]

Good: Your doctor is single and good looking

Bad: He's male, your male....

 

[Aurantica]

Bad: He's male, your male....

Worse: The only cure is digital rectal massage.

 

[dearc]

Worse: The only cure is digital rectal massage.

Good: The doctor has small hands

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Good: The doctor has small hands

Bad - unfortunately, he has to use his feet which are VERY large.

 

[Anaconda man]

Bad - unfortunately, he has to use his feet which are VERY large.

Worse: They're all out of lube

 

[dearc]

Bad - unfortunately, he has to use his feet which are VERY large.

Worse: He doesn't trim his toe nails

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Good - The weekend is approaching and family will be arriving shortly!

 

[Aurantica]

Good - The weekend is approaching and family will be arriving shortly!

Bad: Your aunt and uncle have become nudists, and the weather will force your event indoors.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Bad: Your aunt and uncle have become nudists, and the weather will force your event indoors.

Worse: Your aunt and uncle weigh 500+ pounds each.

 

[NorthernPA4U]

Good: Weird Al Yankovic has made you famous by including you in his new music video.

 

[Aurantica]

Good: Weird Al Yankovic has made you famous by including you in his new music video.

Bad: he's singing about how horrible you are.

 

[MaxLongfella]

Bad: he's singing about how horrible you are.

Worse: he's trying to serenade you.

 

[Juicybicuriouslady]

(good)


You're going on holiday.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

(good)


You're going on holiday.

BAD -- It's with your Inlaws

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

BAD -- It's with your Inlaws

Worse - To a nudist colony resort...