Govende

[Tio_Narratore]

What’s a loop?

A loop is a move in erotic acrobatics where the lady sits astride the first man, in a situation of penile vaginal intromission, on a trapeze. The couple swing back and forth, and the second man starts to swing in proper synchrony with the couple. The first man then flips the lady off his lap to tumble heels-over-head in the air, landing astride the second man in a position of a tergo penile vaginal intromission. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

What is "intromission?"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is "intromission?"

Intromissions are breaks, typically rest breaks, between previously agreed to activities. Thus, intromissions might occur during physical labor, sex, musical arrangements, or other activities.

What's labor?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's labor?

"Labor" comes from a mock French term, "a la boar," meaning "having sex in the manner of a boar." Such a practice requires some agility on the part of the male partner, since he has to simulate the effects of a boar's corkscrew penis.

What is simulate?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is simulate?

Simulate is a Simulated Ejaculate, or a part of a false male orgasm.

What's a male?

 

[AlinaX]

The male, and to some extent the lesser 'e' male, are cave dwellers that prey on unfortunate surface dwellers, devouring them sexually with their multiple penetrative limbs.

What is multiple?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

\What is multiple?

The creation of spiced and fortified wines like port and some brandies requires that the spirit be brought to a sudden, violent boil by inserting red hot metal. The resultant unaged beverage is often referred to as 'tipple'. Hence, mull-tipple, which over time was corrupted to form 'multiple'


What's corrupted?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What is multiple?

"Multiple," a contracted form of "mull-tipple" is a winter drink made of wine or hard cider heated with spices and fruit rinds. After "tippling" enough, one "mulls" such sexual options as may be available, seeking the best or most likely choice.

What are rinds?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The creation of spiced and fortified wines like port and some brandies requires that the spirit be brought to a sudden, violent boil by inserting red hot metal. The resultant unaged beverage is often referred to as 'tipple'. Hence, mull-tipple, which over time was corrupted to form 'multiple'

Interesting, eh?


What's corrupted?

"Corrupted" refers to simultaneous orgasm by the two males engaged in a DP; that is, they are seen as "co - erupting." It is generally considered to lead a woman to increasingly depraved sexual triplings and more in hopes of experiencing "polyruption."

What is depraved?

 

[Vix_Giovanni]

"Corrupted" refers to simultaneous orgasm by the two males engaged in a DP; that is, they are seen as "co - erupting." It is generally considered to lead a woman to increasingly depraved sexual triplings and more in hopes of experiencing "polyruption."

What is depraved?

To be depraved is to be corrupted under the influence of Molly or EDMA.

What is influence?


Buona sera, Tio

 

[AlinaX]

Influence is the practice of calling in sick to work because you want to stay at home and have sex.

What's a doctor?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What's a doctor?

Doctors piled higher, deeper than all the rest & left their colleagues impressed.

What’s a colleague ?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What’s a colleague ?

Colleagues are parallel associations of sports teams who play with themselves.

What are sports?

 

[AlinaX]

Sport, a contraction of the now archaic 'God's Port' is a fortified wine brewed for centuries by the monks of the Franciscan Order.

What are monks?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What are monks?

Monks are the great Apes, Gorilla, Orangutan, etc. This is compared to the monkees, the lesser Apes.


So - what are apes?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Monks are the great Apes, Gorilla, Orangutan, etc. This is compared to the monkees, the lesser Apes.


So - what are apes?

"Apes" is Cockney for the backs of women's necks, as in "When 'e kissed 'er on the 'ape, she was 'is forever."

What is Cockney?

 

[AlinaX]

Cockney is old English for 'born of God'.

Who or what are English?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Who or what are English?

"English" is from Mittel Hoch Deutsch meaning "in the form (~ish) of an angel (engle~). It refers to the maidens in the ancient Walpurgisnacht ceremonies who dressed in diaphanous clothing and danced a divine round before tending to the stiff and throbbing members of the warriors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLgM1QJ3S_I


What is diaphanous?

 

[AlinaX]

Diaphanous describes a prolonged, voluble fart of the sort that ends all conversation in a room.

Alison turned bright red and practically squeaked, "I'm so sorry!"

"No need for apologies, dear Lady," James remarked, to the great amusement of the assembled courtiers. "That was quite diaphanous..."

What's a courtier?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's a courtier?

A courtier is a male person who tends to the physical conditions of the playing surface for certain sports such as tennis and basketball. The female counterpart is "courtiere."


What is surface?

 

[AlinaX]

Surface is the act of a dom giving his sub oral.

What's a sub?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's a sub?

A sub is a person who obeys a command to have a foot-long sandwich underwater.


What is a sandwich?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is a sandwich?

A piece or pieces of meat slathered in juicy sauces forced into buns, rolls, whatever you have available.

What's "available"?

 

[AlinaX]

Available is a mail-order bride.

What's a bride?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What's a bride?

Hand --> handle, Bride --> Bridle


So what's handling?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

So what's handling?

"Handling" is a North American euphemism arising out of the infatuation with India that developed among youth in the 1960s. It combines the standard English word "hand" with an abbreviated form of the Hindi "lingam" to denote "hand on penis."


What is infatuation?