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Penetration is the process of filtering sauce through pasta tubes.

What is sauce?
 
Sauce is what's good for the goose and the gander, as well as the liquid origin of something in a different form.

So - what's liquid?
 
Liquid, orig. 'lick wood', is Old English for a blowjob.

What is a blow?
 
Kingpin - or, more correctly, kinkpin - is the erotic penetration with pins, a form of acupuncture practised in certain Far Eastern saunas.

What's a sauna?
 
Sticky describes the use of birch sticks for whipping flesh in saunas.

What's birch?
 
Birch is used in beverages, usually non-alcoholic but not always, and to be drunk from such beverages is to be 'birched'.


What's drunk?
 
Submersion is the act of submitting to a dominant mer-person, usually in a long-term relationship.

What's a relationship?
 
watercraft is a class of deviant sexual activities that take place completely under the surface of a lake, pool or other body of water.

What's water?
 
Although it's generally believed you can't please all the people all the time, someone able to do exactly that is an omnipresent.

Who, what or how is santa?
 
Santa is fat and happy except for all the cookie crumbs. She's a lil peeved they haven't realized that she's a she, howewver. That's not a beard, it's just a mask for the arctic air!


What's arctic?
 
An 'arc-tic' is an involuntary, repetitive semi-circular motion. Men afflicted with the rare syndrome of penile arctic are very much in demand for entertainment on Ladies' Nights.

What is 'syndrome?'

A syndrome is a running list of synonyms that describes itself. (Ref. Synslave)

What is itself?
 
The itself is a malevolent spirit that steals apostrophes from words and hides it's stolen bounty in other similar words.

What is bounty?
 
What is bounty?

"Bounty" is a euphemism for a woman's costal assets. A woman with a pair of bodacious tatas, for example, is said to be 'bountiful.' "Bounty hunters' are men, and not infrequently, women, who roam in search of ample bosoms to photograph and/or grope for pleasure.

What is 'bodacious?'
 
Followers are the men at a gangbang who benefit from sloppy seconds.

What are seconds?
 
What are seconds?

'seconds' is an overloaded term.


Seconds are followers

Seconds are units of time, used to determine who are leaders and who are followers

Seconds are SEcurity COordinatioN Directions, the plans used in emergencies.



So what are "emergencies"?
 
So what are "emergencies"?

"Emergencies" is the plural of "emergence." It refers to the flowering of the glans penis and the clitoris as they emerge from their dermatological hoods during sexual arousal, much as flower buds from the sepals. Such emergencies require urgent attention to prevent undue psychological and physical stress.

What are "sepals?"
 
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