Govende

[UsuallyPresent]

"Emergencies" is the plural of "emergence." It refers to the flowering of the glans penis and the clitoris as they emerge from their dermatological hoods during sexual arousal, much as flower buds from the sepals. Such emergencies require urgent attention to prevent undue psychological and physical stress.

Impressive! Damn, I wish I were that good with a twisted word...

What are "sepals?"

Sepals are the lovely organic wrappings from which delectable blooms emerge under proper stimulation. They wrap their delicate contents carefully and gently part in emergencies.


So what's 'stimulation'?

 

[AlinaX]

Stimulation is pretending to be a saint, "The bride's stimulated blushes fooled no one."

What's a bride?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What's a bride?

As girdles gird the waist, bridles bride the mouth. More specifically, to bride is to pack a restraining or filling object into a void. Contrast this with ‘debride’, removing foreign objects from wounds.

So, what are void?

 

[AlinaX]

voy v. obs. to move towards, e.g., "She a-voyed him provocatively."
void v. var. voyed (see voy)

What means provocatively?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

provocative is one of those annoying redoubled-meaning words. Pro- is a prefix meaning professional, competent, where as vocat- is derived from the same source as vocation, a job. Thus provocative means a professional job.


So, what's meaning?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

So, what's meaning?

"Meaning" is the act or process of treating a sexual partner poorly. It can be by commission, for example, forcing anal on a partner who really doesn't want it, or by omission, as in refusing oral when a partner would really like to receive or give it.

What is "receive?"

 

[AlinaX]

To ceive is to create an impression, e.g., "Her lips ceived her lover's dark skin, leaving a lingering echo of scarlet."

To receive is of course to ceive again, thus, "I ceived and received her fair, dimpled cheeks."

What are dimples?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What are dimples?

"Dimples" are indentations in the cheeks caused by smiling. The term arose during the Great Depression as a contraction of "dime please." While unemployed men would accost people with the sullen request "brother can you spare a dime," young waifs would cheerfully address passers-by with the inquiry, "can I have a dime please?" They would smile as they begged, and the ones with the biggest smiles, hence with the biggest indentations, often had their request satisfied, so much so that "dime please" became the term, ultimately contracted, for the accompanying facial effects.

What are "passers-by?"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What are "passers-by?"

Per Sandberg,

Passers-by,
Out of your many faces
Flash memories to me
Now at the day end
Away from the sidewalks
Where your shoe soles traveled
And your voices rose and blend
To form the city’s afternoon roar
Hindering an old silence.​

This is following the late medieval/early renaissance euphemism for sperm, bearing 'many faces' to the mother for her processes "away from the sidewalks".

So, what's a poem?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

So, what's a poem?

A "poem" is a token of love. The term comes from the French for 'apple," and harkens back to that earliest of recorded "poems," Hymn to Innana, Queen of Heaven and Earth, which opens with Innana standing beneath an apple tree, looking down, and exclaiming "what a wonderous vulva have I" before going off to visit Enki, the God of Wisdom and drink him under the table. In honor of that, the French called such literary constructs "pommes," which, over the years became "poem" in English. Such works of art and artifice are still in use today by those who would seduce a literate lover.

What is "literate?"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is "literate?"

You find many literate users across the boards here on Literotica. In fact, that's the source of the term - upset users posting their anger to the Literotica boards. They're said to be LITErotica iRATE.


What's anger?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's anger?

Anger marks the fall of an angel from love to rancor. When both are found simultaneously in the same spirit, she or he is called an angler.


What is "simultaneous?"

 

[AlinaX]

Simultaneous originates in the classic cyber-sex device "Ultra Anus", a Bluetooth-enabled vibrating device that responds to keywords in various smartphone texting applications. The attempts of one or more players trying to induce an orgasm in themselves and/or others came to be known as sim-ult-anus.

What is a device?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Device arrives via the portmanteau of 'deva' and 'ice' - a spiritual being that's cold & hard.

What does 'arrive' mean?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What does "arrive" mean?

"Arrive" is a meta-euphemism for "orgasm," being a euphemism of "come," which itself is a euphemism for "orgasm." It is used to communicate desires or plans in social contexts where even the usual euphemisms would be noticed. For example, a young lady might say to her swain when in the presence of her chaperone, "I hope your package arrives tomorrow. If it does, I'd be pleased to deliver it by hand," or, "I'm expecting a package tomorrow. Perhaps you could pick it up and put it in my box for me."

What is a "chaperone?"

 

[AlinaX]

Chaperone, meaning 'wrong man', refers to mistaken identity in a sexual context, e.g., a quickie at a masquerade ball.

What's a masquerade?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What's a masquerade?

A Masquerade is a middle-english (hence, spelling-optional) composite term honored all the way through the present - when raiding a foe, wear a mask.


So what are masks?

 

[AlinaX]

Masks are the incestuous requests a mother makes of her (adult) children.

What is incest?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What is incest?

Incest is a sexual practice best kept within the family. It comes from the French, "Intromission au sein de la famille? C'est bon!," abbreviated to the initial syllable of each sentence: "InCest."

What is a "syllable?"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is a "syllable?"

Syllable is the edge, or sill, of the labia, an area typically high in nerve endings and thus useful in many ways for pleasure or less pleasant activities.


What's pleasant?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Nice one, UP)

What's pleasant?

"Pleasant" refers to a request made in passing, and, even more so, to the satisfaction of that request. It is usually of a sensual nature. For example, a gentleman might casually announce in front of a group of women of his acquaintance, "it would be so nice to have the loving lips of a woman encircling my manhood." Such a comment made en passant is, indeed, a pleasant thought. Were one of the women to heed and satisfy the indirect request, it would be pleasant in deed.


What is "acquaintance?"

 

[AlinaX]

From the French, acquis (agreement) + tancer (scold), acquaintance is the giving of consent to be disciplined.

What's French?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What's French?

A group of people who have agreed that they are the experts in their own private language and have caused real-world repercussions for those who do not follow their chosen linguistic rules when utilizing said language. Following that they've imposed the use of their language on external entities marketting/selling their services in their areas. See also 'ugly American' or 'British' for additional exemplars.


So, what's an exemplar?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

So, what's an exemplar?

An "exemplar" is a lover who is excused from responsibility for sudden shifts in mood and/or behavior as result of a mental condition. (EXEMpt - biPoLAR)

What is "sudden?"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

An "exemplar" is a lover who is excused from responsibility for sudden shifts in mood and/or behavior as result of a mental condition. (EXEMpt - biPoLAR)

What is "sudden?"

Sudden is Suspicious udder nudity, or the not-so-accidental baring of a female breast with ulterior motive.

So, what's ulterior?