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A centimeter measures pheromones to determine a person's arousal and fertility.

What is perfume?
 
Perfume is a measurement or count of degree of aromas/odors in a given area. It's actually an inverse volume measurement, in that its units are meters "per fume" or "per odor"


What are meters?

Meters are a class under greeters, but ranks above beaters.

What is class?
 
Chaotic Lesions Appear Semi-Slowly, an indication of extreme radiation exposure.


What's radiation?

Radiation is a thick emission of particles released after extreme buildup, best when experienced from reactor that rates as “excellence” (see definition, supra)

What is after?
 
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Statements are walls grown organically from unchecked paperwork.

What are pennies?
 
Rhymes is the leading bottled semen product on the market. Classic Rhymes is 68% horse spunk / 30% alcohol / 2% additives, but other flavours are available.

What is a horse?
 
What is a horse?

Quadrupedal sex-torture device - torturing humans, not quadrupedal. The device is quadrupedal, not those tortured. Altho', come to think, it could be used to torture quadrupedals, if built to the right specifications. And these hypothetical quadrupedals could be tortured the same way as humans, just with the extra legs. Earth-standard quadrupedals, for that matter - not pyramidal tetrapodes, looped quadrupedes, amorphs that happen to be projecting four leg-like limbs at the current point in time...


Ahem. So.

What's a quad?
 
Another torture device, this one a variation on the brazen bull. The victim (the criminal, or heretic; usually but not necessarily female) is forced to wear a form of bronze armour (the quad) that prevents standing. A panel at the back provides access to the intimate regions for punishment (or ablutions), while the snout maintains the jaw in an open position.

In modern times, the quad has developed into a specific fetish for some, and new designs of quad are available that integrate the wearer securely while providing posture support for long-term use. This practice is known as quadrature.

What is a corset?
 
Arousal is a sauce made from fiery red chili peppers.

What is sauce?
 
What is sauce?

Sauces are the byproducts of strumpets, tarts, gigolos, backdoorsmen, ne’er-do-wells of any gender - so called ‘saucy’ personages. They are often gathered, concentrated, and rendered into easily applicable forms like fluids or powders.

What’re ne’er-do-wells?
 
What’re ne’er-do-wells?

Ne'er do wells are handy devices for relieving sexual stress or calming intense fantasies. They are usually found casually hidden in night tables near beds. They aren't that effective at providing relief, but do well enough until the real thing comes along.

What is 'the real thing?'
 
The real thing is a Scottish Highland dance.

What is a haggis?
 
What is a dance?

Dances are a preparatory step in many sapient & subsapient subspecies' typical mating behaviors consisting typically of rhythmic, ritualized motions and behaviours. There are often specialized colorizaation/texturing patterns associated with participation in dance.

Note that not all dances are public, nor are they all binary.

So - what's public?
 
Public is an inferior form of cunnilingus.

What is language?
 
What is language?

L'angue age is the use of the English tongue [and palate, lips, teeth, etc] to 'deal with' [latin - agere] others. This can be audio or tactile, depending on requirements.

So, what's tactile mean?
 
L'angue age is the use of the English tongue [and palate, lips, teeth, etc] to 'deal with' [latin - agere] others. This can be audio or tactile, depending on requirements.

So, what's tactile mean?

Tactile is to pin one’s lover down to the hard floor because—more than the sound of her moans and smell of her perfume and taste of her arousal and sight of goosebumps on her bare flesh—you lose your mind from the soft feel of her skin and her body heat as she arches beneath you.

What’s goosebumps?
 
What is a rose?

Overloaded term. Roses are highly aroused sexual inputs, brilliant flushes from either embarrassment or thorough non-bruising spankings, and also horrendous torture devices.

That being said, what’s a device?
 
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