Haiku

[Deleted member 6607120]

Pulls the blanket down
Exposing soft, creamy skin
Prickling at your touch

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Sitting in this chair
Waiting to get my teeth cleaned
What's taking so long?

 

[AlinaX]

winding up the drill?
nowt like a triple-X-ray
for full exposure

 

[Voboy]

High-pitched whines ring out.
Is it the drill, singing loud?
Or the patients' screams?

 

[vagrantx]

makeshift roadside stand
she's selling second-hand souls
unsanitary

 

[AlinaX]

a dirty business
best carried out with condoms
and cash up front

 

[vagrantx]

condom's required
syphilis unchecked leads to
sanitarium

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Oh I want to participate!
... But is this haiku or senryu? Does it matter?

Anywho...

The willow tree sings
With fingers in the river.
Her songs disappear.

 

[vagrantx]

... But is this haiku or senryu? Does it matter?

||: matter whatsoever! Welcome!

We're in the AH
We've left all the rules behind
So no, it does not :||

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Rain patters lightly
Atop the large mushroom head.
The ol' toad is dry.

 

[AlinaX]

watching mushrooms grow
is a productive pastime
(but take a raincoat)

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

watching mushrooms grow
is a productive pastime
(but take a raincoat)

Humbly I admit,
my pastime makes me wet, so,
I'll wear a raincoat.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

You can borrow my
umbrella while on your quest
searching for mushrooms.

 

[AlinaX]

like mary poppins
my umbrella lets me fellate
down from the sky

 

[Saltfountain]

So, fellate or float?
I'm sure there is a story
You want swallowing

 

[vagrantx]

yay, look who's joined us
happy you're venturing out
from Amateur Pics

 

[Saltfountain]

I'm not into feet
But it's good to dip my toes
Into new places

 

[AlinaX]

I prefer inches
though some might prefer a foot
to twelve of the best

 

[AlinaX]

one little square inch
with which to measure the pounds
I get in a bar

 

[tonyonthecoast]

This is a haiku
Seven syllables this line
Five in the others

 

[AlinaX]

I guess that is true
but it's a little too dry
and needs seasoning

 

[AlinaX]

that or a sandwich
with the filling gone

 

[Saltfountain]

A haiku is like
A well seasoned meal, leaving
The diner replete

 

[AlinaX]

lol, you added the filling

 

[Saltfountain]

lol, you added the filling

Yeah, caught the send button by accident