Have you ever masturbated while thinking of the Litster below you? 🍑🍆💦

[AlwaysDancing]

Oh I know

Waiting for the opportunity to reciprocate for the one below

I’ll dance to that.

Below: I am. Locked myself in the office. I hope no one knocks.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Oh, I know.

Days still young.

Plenty of time left.

 

[Wand3rlust]

*knock knock*

 

[Ricardus]

You rang?

[And it seems statistically unlikely, but you never know!]

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Probably not

 

[Booboobear84]

Probably not

You’re safe with that

Odds are no but I might like to be wrong

 

[Biggalute]

Below: I blame them for my repetitive strain injury

 

[UnquietDreams]

Below: I blame them for my repetitive strain injury

Completely understandable.

I have, to exhaustion.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Completely understandable.

I have, to exhaustion.

Don’t forget to hydrate!

It’s not easy to wear me out, but the person below has done it, twice

 

[UnquietDreams]

Don’t forget to hydrate!

It’s not easy to wear me out, but the person below has done it, twice

Hi!

The one below me? No....and they know why. They know why...

 

[Wand3rlust]

I said what I said ...

Below? If I haven't already, I soon will be ..

 

[hopeful_wife]

Below? If I haven't already, I soon will be ..

Yeah, you will.

Below me? I have a vague memory of it... Or maybe it was a dream?

 

[DaringFunGuy]

I’m amazed at the welcoming attitude towards us newbies.

Yeah I’m bad at this … thanks for being nice about it!! Ha

 

[MiaBabe23]

Ah such a nice newbie - I think you misread the question

My response - They’re not gonna post, so can say a confident no, but hugs to whoever it is anyway

 

[Amanda330]

Ah such a nice newbie - I think you misread the question

My response - They’re not gonna post, so can say a confident no, but hugs to whoever it is anyway

Oh well, fine, then. But I promise I'm a good time.

Ummm... only allllll the time.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh well, fine, then. But I promise I'm a good time.

Ummm... only allllll the time.

Well, obvs. As if I didn't know

I've finished with the above.. who's next?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hello there!

And not quite yet, but soon.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Mhmmmm

Thrice weekly, since St. Crispin’s last.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Mhmmmm

Thrice weekly, since St. Crispin’s last.

Did you misspell daily?

The one below me? Yes, but I was very drunk and we don’t talk about that night anymore.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Mhmmmm

Thrice weekly, since St. Crispin’s last.

We few, we happy few, we band of buggered...

*Skip me.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Did you misspell daily?

The one below me? Yes, but I was very drunk and we don’t talk about that night anymore.

You don’t talk about that night but it’s the best story I have.

Below: Three days ago I was about to but I feel asleep watching “Back to the Future” and then it was two days ago and that day was so busy!!!

Maybe tomorrow.

 

[hopeful_wife]

Maybe tomorrow.

That's what they all say.

Below me? I've not been sufficiently inspired, yet.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well good. Because I ain’t even been trying.

Probably. Eventually.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Well good. Because I ain’t even been trying.

Probably. Eventually.

Take your time, babe, I've got all night

This is like a revolving door

Next!

 

[DaringFunGuy]

I have no idea if I’m doing this right. Please be gentle all.

Given my virgin moniker the answer is obviously no.