Have you ever masturbated while thinking of the Litster below you? 🍑🍆💦

[MindYaBitness]

Did you see stars?
They usually tell me they see stars.

I didn't masturbate to the poster below me, but I think about them when fucking

That tracks

The Litster below me? Of course, enthusiastically, every hour on the hour

 

[Guido414]

That tracks

The Litster below me? Of course, enthusiastically, every hour on the hour

Mainly due to my massive… LEGO collection, I bet.

Only on the 3rd Wednesday of each month

 

[dawn_of_night]

That's great cause my Tuesdays are already booked....

Maybe I need a Monday gig too??

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Yep, sure have. Poses are perfect for my use!

 

[Series 6]

Yep, sure have. Poses are perfect for my use!

Are you saying I’m a poser?

Not today, I have a hand cramp

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Are you saying I’m a poser?

Not today, I have a hand cramp

Poses not poser! My favorite pose is...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’m a master of posing all the poses. Is almost impose-able now many I know. I definitely am aces at your favorite.

Below … yes I did and is I suffered severe cramps because I was in the middle of the pretzel sort of pose.

But phew was it worth it.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’m a master of posing all the poses. Is almost impose-able now many I know. I definitely am aces at your favorite.

Below … yes I did and is I suffered severe cramps because I was in the middle of the pretzel sort of pose.

But phew was it worth it.

It always is, sweetcheeks....

And below?

I think I'm up to Q in the alphabet list of litsters...

 

[RideFl71]

It always is, sweetcheeks....

And below?

I think I'm up to Q in the alphabet list of litsters...

Idk who Q is.... But I made the list..

And they are "below" me now..

 

[Series 6]

Idk who Q is.... But I made the list..

And they are "below" me now..

Isn’t “Q” responsible for all of those crazy conspiracy theories ?

And look out below. You’ll be singing The Who’s “Love Reign O’er Me” because it will be raining the crewmen from a solo banana boat ride.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Breaks out my umbrella**

The one below me? We'll that said they would. But they never sent the evidence.. so

 

[37_ttej]

Darling, please never take anything I say seriously.
Besides, if I forget to take my meds I can’t even remember what day of the week it is, let alone send you a pic of my funsie sock.

The LBM better not be doing anything thinking about me. If you are, you should be ashamed of yourself! I know I am.

 

[Series 6]

The LBM better not be doing anything thinking about me. If you are, you should be ashamed of yourself! I know I am.

I’m not. I’m thinking about the one below me.

 

[Kraken_96]

I’m not. I’m thinking about the one below me.

It's honestly real sweet of you. I'm DEFINITELY thinking of you too

(Hey LBM, don't grass - obvs it's me and you forever)

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's honestly real sweet of you. I'm DEFINITELY thinking of you too

(Hey LBM, don't grass - obvs it's me and you forever)

I KNEW it!

Sorry, yo below, I'm a bit tired. But maybe later.

 

[Taegul]

Not just the poster below me but the poster below them and the poster below them and the poster below them and the poster below them and the poster below them and the poster below them and the poster below them and the poster below them and the poster below them...

I could really go on forever, if I'm honest.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Not just the poster below me but the poster below them and the poster below them and the poster below them and the poster below them and the poster below them and the poster below them and the poster below them and the poster below them and the poster below them...

I could really go on forever, if I'm honest.

It's wankies, all the way down...

Yes, person below me, I have, I have, I have.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Figures.

LBM - I haven't. Today. Yet.

 

[RideFl71]

Figures.

LBM - I haven't. Today. Yet.

We should change that..

LBM.. ᴴᴹᴹ Maybe?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Doubtful

 

[ImpishSeraph]

But I'm so masturbatable!


Could be..

 

[AlwaysDancing]

But I'm so masturbatable!


Could be..

Masturbatable!!!
I’m prime pin up material, baby!!

Below! Didn’t you say you were saving it for the weekend?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

No, I've had all day to go at it. Over and over and over. Nice loud wind to keep my screams muffled


Again....probably

 

[cole4258]

No, I've had all day to go at it. Over and over and over. Nice loud wind to keep my screams muffled


Again....probably

Maybe

Same probably

 

[TomTeacher19]

I'm also a probably

Or a " very likely"

Or an "extremely likely"

Or a "who are we kidding - of course I did"