Have you ever masturbated while thinking of the Litster below you? 🍑🍆💦

[Taegul]

Looks like I'll be avoiding Ohio for a while.

The person below me is the sole reason I failed No Nut November. Not cool!

 

[MiaBabe23]

Nor am I surprised, lol

Yeah, they’re my warm up to get wet about if I can’t find inspiration elsewhere

 

[Taegul]

He meant NO

Below? Totally helped me fail No Nut November starting back in March.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Above … practice makes perfect?

Below …I have. Yes. Here’s a towel, though.

 

[MissRadiant]

You can keep the towel bc that's surprising, I thought we were waiting until talk like a pirate day?

Below? I really doubt it, but im rarely wrong.

 

[DaringFunGuy]

I’m thinking not but ya never know …

 

[Taegul]

I was really close once but I ran out of strawberry jelly so I didn't go through with it.

 

[Deadfreak]

Just no substitute for Smuckers, and it's jam, read the label

Blow me??
Probably, but the two acts may not be connected

 

[Lily13]

Well, it’s no secret. The answer is YES!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh course! Who hasn’t?

And yes, it’s was what I was thankfulest for.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Very unlikely

 

[MiaBabe23]

Ah well

And the person below; yeah, frequently have to when I see their posts

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Of course I have … twice this morning

 

[cactusjack0584]

Thanks? And it is possible I suppose

 

[LostHorizon]

All the time!

 

[sallysparrow23]

I knew it!

All the time but I'm too shy to tell them.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Yay!! I win!

And who know?

 

[Taegul]

I was going to once, but then The Golden Girls came on tv so I got distracted watching that instead.

 

[LostHorizon]

All the time!

 

[Norfolkguy49]

You never know

 

[Wildheart11]

No idea but hey I’m feelin’ lucky - let’s get this show on the road

 

[cactusjack0584]

Rolls the dice, who knows

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Above: nobody knows. Oooo a mystery.

Below: twice this hour. I’m ashamed.

 

[MiaBabe23]

I suppose twice isn’t too outrageous

As for the person below, have to admit I still am right now

 

[carolheadcase]

I suppose twice isn’t too outrageous

As for the person below, have to admit I still am right now

who hasn't!