Have you ever masturbated while thinking of the Litster below you? 🍑🍆💦

[Saltfountain]

Well, I'm insulted...

And of course

 

[Wriggle]

Damn
I'd have thought I'd have one too many penises for that privilege .

The following poster has had a tribute to the best wank ever.

 

[Peter_Out]

Could you try not to get it in my eye next time, @Wriggle ? Thanks!

I hope this doesn't traumatise the person below me, but...

 

[RideFl71]

Only on leap year...

 

[Japansurfer]

Probably have on more than one occasion.

 

[LostHorizon]

All the time

 

[lilmissdarling]

No.. not yet. Work has me a little busy today.

 

[LostHorizon]

No.. not yet. Work has me a little busy today.

I know the feeling catching up after the holidays.

 

[BishopHeahmund]

No.. not yet. Work has me a little busy today.

I can’t win em all, but if you have free time later

The person below me…umm I’ll say no

 

[Scarred65]

Yes, at one minute to midnight New Years Eve but family and fireworks put me off my stroke.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Yes, at one minute to midnight New Years Eve but family and fireworks put me off my stroke.

Starting the new year by not finishing what you started? Tsk tsk

Below … I’ve been stroking all year long to them.

 

[MissRadiant]

Rolf.....all year? So 2 days? Doubtful

Snow will have to have fallen for that to happen.

 

[LostHorizon]

Yeah but me??? I am sure all year

 

[Taegul]

Occasionally, depending on whether I have a fresh jar of peanut butter available or not.

 

[Lily13]

Well alright, yay peanut butter

...And I mean I always start when I see vvv

 

[Jaws82]

Once. On a Tuesday.

 

[Divindisguise]

Interesting idea for a thread.
And yes, I have. Made a mess on myself tbh.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Oh *fans myself* good to know

Oh, the Litster below, they know how they made me break my edging streak

 

[Wriggle]

Finally - the one poster I haven't.

 

[MissRadiant]

Finally - the one poster I haven't.

You haven't? Hmmm that's a new one.

 

[Peter_Out]

Aw, thanks MissR! You've made me blush! (I have to assume, since you didn't reply properly, and I'm so gorgeous 'n' all.)

TPB: Well, look, I'm really sorry about this. You just caught me in a moment* of weakness.

* By which I mean a two and a half hour edging marathon, but that can be just your and my secret, okay?

 

[lilmissdarling]

Every day, 5 times a day. I've built quite the habit. Sorry, not sorry.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I understand. I’m very habit forming.

Not today. But certainly tomorrow.