Have you ever masturbated while thinking of the Litster below you? 🍑🍆💦

[hopeful_wife]

Well I have nothing better to do in the car...

One of my favorite places to play, too.

Below me? I would have, but then I got distracted. (Edit to add: @Wand3rlust -- it's not you, it's the adhd... )

 

[Wand3rlust]

Bit rude.

It's OK I was concentrating my efforts into the person below..

 

[caitiff1969]

How could I not, when faced with the fantasy of @Wand3rlust above me.... What a sandwich!!!

 

[Kat73]

Well I started to, but fell asleep.

 

[Polranny]

It seemed like a good idea at the time but I am sober now

 

[LaValliere]

I haven't

 

[DirtyMarine]

I haven't

No. I haven’t. I don’t know her well enough yet.

 

[LaValliere]

No. I haven’t. I don’t know them well enough yet.

She/her

 

[DirtyMarine]

She/her

Edited. Sorry. Didn’t mean to say it that way.

 

[LaValliere]

Edited. Sorry. Didn’t mean to say it that way.

No offense taken! Just getting to know each other better

 

[DirtyMarine]

Fantastic!
( for the purpose of this thread… still no)

 

[LaValliere]

Also still no but also still like uniforms

 

[Eyelevel]

Also still no but also still like uniforms

I have not. The only cartoon I thought of in that way was Jessica rabbit.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Sure! I do it all the time…they know how to push all my buttons

 

[DirtyMarine]

Haven’t been scratched yet

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Sure! I do it all the time…they know how to push all my buttons

We'll always have our shared hatred of raisins

The one below me has tempted me, but I've managed to resist...so far

 

[devilsanus]

We'll always have our shared hatred of raisins

The one below me has tempted me, but I've managed to resist...so far

Not yet, but my inbox and my heart are both open.

 

[curious_me]

We'll always have our shared hatred of raisins

The one below me has tempted me, but I've managed to resist...so far

Still working on her. I get 50 more tries.

The one below me...well, let's see who's up next.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Yes. Like 4 times. All aboard the Ranch Cruiseliner. I'm NRJ, your ship's captain.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Don't know, maybe?

 

[DirtyMarine]

Not yet, but she’s given inspiration from some of her posts.
*
Edit: I got confused with the direction again.

 

[Animaul]

So I take that as a no...I'm hurt.

Only on Tuesdays!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So I take that as a no...I'm hurt.

Only on Tuesdays!

I knew it! It was the Dodgers masks, wasn't it?

The one below me isn't a Dodgers fan and as such, has to get my attention another way first

 

[ChristopherDW]

Probably not, but there's always a first time.

Edit: Not a Dodgers fan, sorry.

 

[curious_me]

He's busy proving he's not a dodgers fan.

the one below me, in due time.