Have you ever masturbated while thinking of the Litster below you? 🍑🍆💦

[Melanieishere]

Possibly but I won't tell

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah, that’s for the best don’t want folks gossiping.

Like they do about me and the person below me.

 

[vibes]

Possibly but I won't tell

you better!

oops, sorry for skipping @SalaciousMonkey22 ... well, you better not either

I have not

 

[Amanda330]

you better!

oops, sorry for skipping @SalaciousMonkey22 ... well, you better not either

I have not

Absolutely perhaps...

 

[deft]

Absolutely perhaps...

I knew it!

Below me... not yet... convince me?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I absolutely can confirm it's possible, but not likely.

 

[Nicefella]

I’m always masturbating so this is an easy response.

 

[Amanda330]

Oh? You've never told me that...

No. Not yet. But I think about it all time.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That’s what they all say!

Good thing I’m an optimist.

No, probably not.

 

[CuriousRick]

Oh? You've never told me that...

No. Not yet. But I think about it all time.

Not yet, but I have been tempted

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Awww thanks man. Are you any relation to Ranger Rick perchance?

Could change the previous answer *waggles eyebrows*

Still, probably no.

 

[Taegul]

I started three years ago and haven't stopped since.

Legit endurance racer.

 

[Amanda330]

I started three years ago and haven't stopped since.

Legit endurance racer.

Interesting. I don't think you'd ever met my hot pocket then...

And yes. Currently am.

 

[Taegul]

Interesting. I don't think you'd ever met my hot pocket then...

And yes. Currently am.

I need an umbrella posting under you.

I can see my reflection in this lance.

 

[Amanda330]

I need an umbrella posting under you.

I can see my reflection in this lance.

Damn right you do.

Your lance has never been happier or more well polished.

Edited to say... Yes. I have. I touch myself to the thought of you everyday.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

One for the spank bank.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Mm... Possibly.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Indubitably

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fucking knew it.

Not surprising though.

Statistically unlikely.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I guess this is a circle jerk or something.

They'll just have to ask me privately.

 

[Hector01]

Not yet, but I might.

 

[Taegul]

Oh sure. I shake hands with Mr. Happy every time I think of the poster below me.

 

[Amanda330]

Hmm... Polishing the javelin already?

Occasionally, I do.

 

[jays78]

Every day!

 

[Wriggle]

Who could blame you?

This next one has caused a knee trembler or two.