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elusive_buttrfly
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Yes definitely.
HYE sneaked a bite of something you weren't supposed to... like a cake for instance and tried to cover it up?
lakesailer_mi
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Ha. Not since I was a kid.
My parents were having a party and they had a pie (pumpkin) made. I wanted some, and I took a spoon of the filling, then "offered to put whipped cream on it" for my mom...
I think she immediately got suspicious...and MAN was I in trouble!!!!
But what did they do in the end? They put whipped cream on the top and served it. In all honesty, how did I actually mess anything up???
HYE stolen your children's halloween, christmas or easter candy???
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elusive_buttrfly
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Ha. Not since I was a kid.
My parents were having a party and they had a pie (pumpkin) made. I wanted some, and I took a spoon of the filling, then "offered to put whipped cream on it" for my mom...
I think she immediately got suspicious...and MAN was I in trouble!!!!
But what did they do in the end? They put whipped cream on the top and served it. In all honesty, how did I actually mess anything up???
HYE stolen your children's halloween, christmas or easter candy???
Nope... no kids.. and I buy my own candy. lol
HYE used candy during intercourse?
lakesailer_mi
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Hmmm...no...chocolate syrup, yes. Honey as well. And fruit. But never a candy bar or anything...hmmmm....
What is the oddest thing you've ever used to masturbate with?
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elusive_buttrfly
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Hmmm...no...chocolate syrup, yes. Honey as well. And fruit. But never a candy bar or anything...hmmmm....
What is the oddest thing you've ever used to masturbate with?
Ummmmm a pillow... :blush:
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lakesailer_mi
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...Well...when I was a kid, we had this hand massager. It strapped onto your hand and had a little motor...I think I wore it out...
I don't think either one of us really has a very "odd" set of masturbatory tools.
What is your favorite place to buy sex toys?
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elusive_buttrfly
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Well...when I was a kid, we had this hand massager. It strapped onto your hand and had a little motor...I think I wore it out...
I don't think either one of us really has a very "odd" set of masturbatory tools.
What is your favorite place to buy sex toys?
Adult store online... plain packaging.. the neighbors don't even suspect I'm a sex freak. lol
What would be your favorite thing to buy?
lakesailer_mi
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Hmmm....beer? Scotch?! Chocolate? Good food! Books. Computer stuff.
Sailboat hardware.
Do you have many pairs of shoes?
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lakesailer_mi
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ayep....
Booze. Food. sailing...
Did I mention beer?
Yeah....I have...
Is it possible to have sex too much?
beachbaby179
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ayep....
Booze. Food. sailing...
Did I mention beer?
Yeah....I have...
Is it possible to have sex too much?
Possibly.
Have you ever lost track of what a thread was supposed to be? HAVE YOU EVER?
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elusive_buttrfly
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I may have... luckily it didn't break the thread. :rolls eyes:
Have you ever panicked because you thought you misplaced or lost something important?
lakesailer_mi
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...who me??? no...never...(whistles innocently).... Oh, hell yes! Sometimes I go around swearing and cussing!
HYE been told that you swear too much?
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elusive_buttrfly
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Oh, hell yes! Sometimes I go around swearing and cussing!
HYE been told that you swear too much?
No just far too sarcastic... lol
HYE been shushed in a movie theater?
DoRaMe
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lakesailer_mi
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LOL...I'm usually the guy doing the shushing....Theaters are damn expensive!
Once, when I was young, my girlfriend and I went to a movie...kind of a "family movie. " we were...um...well, making out, and we got scolded by the Mom near us with her kids.
Honestly, I think she was just jealous...
Retrospectively, I should have offered to make out with her too...
I am a bad man....
HYE been told you were participating in too much PDA?
Misshotndeep
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LOL...I'm usually the guy doing the shushing....Theaters are damn expensive!
Once, when I was young, my girlfriend and I went to a movie...kind of a "family movie. " we were...um...well, making out, and we got scolded by the Mom near us with her kids.
Honestly, I think she was just jealous...
Retrospectively, I should have offered to make out with her too...
I am a bad man....
HYE been told you were participating in too much PDA?
Nope. All my ex BF's were dull like that.
HYE been caught staring at a member of the opposite sexes anatomy in public?
Apple_of_Eden
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Sort of public...I had an I.T guy that used to come to my office to work on my computer. One day I was with one of my co-workers and he was doing some updates. I looked down and his extremely large "little IT guy" was being all proud and moving around like an anaconda in his pants.
My co-worker saw me look and smiled. When I signaled her to look, she burst out laughing after seeing the size of him erect and moving about. One should always show appreciation for a good IT guy~!!!
HYE allowed (made sure) someone to take a peek down your blouse?
Misshotndeep
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Sort of public...I had an I.T guy that used to come to my office to work on my computer. One day I was with one of my co-workers and he was doing some updates. I looked down and his extremely large "little IT guy" was being all proud and moving around like an anaconda in his pants.
My co-worker saw me look and smiled. When I signaled her to look, she burst out laughing after seeing the size of him erect and moving about. One should always show appreciation for a good IT guy~!!!
HYE allowed (made sure) someone to take a peek down your blouse?
Oh Yeah! It's been a long time since I have pulled that particular move but it has happened. Like when I was about a decade younger. lol My girls are still perky. I just don't need to use them to get attention. My game is stepped up from that.
HYE you ever been out on a date and saw someone else you wished you were out with instead?
rbijon
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Aye, a pirate has Roman eyes, and Hungarian hands.
HYE....got out with the intention of being naughty?
Misshotndeep
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Apple_of_Eden
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No. If I'm on a date, I'm usually happy with my choice. However, I was out once and bumped right into my first love. I was so surprised, I couldn't think of how to introduce him to my date. "A...A...A....this is....A...." so much for a college education.
HYE refused a proposal of marriage?
rbijon
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Yes....she was crazy
HYE....suddenly found yourself aroused while sitting in a college classroom?
Misshotndeep
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Several. I accepted a few too. Didn't marry that many times thank the heavens!
HYE proposed to someone?
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