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HYE had a one night stand while on vacation with an SO?

A one night stand while in a relationship with someone else? No.

Have you ever learned from a third party that someone you both knew masturbated while thinking of you?
 
A one night stand while in a relationship with someone else? No.

Have you ever learned from a third party that someone you both knew masturbated while thinking of you?

Nope.

Have you ever masturbated on the phone without the person on the other end knowing?
 
Yeah. Most recently was during a deadly dull conference call.

Have you ever masturbated in bed next to a sleeping person?

Yes, happens frequently in my house.

Have you ever used a stranger to get yourself excited, sexually?
 
Used? I don't understand.

Have you ever seen someone accidentally expose him or herself?

Sorry, I knew I should have used an example. Used as in slow dancing or touching without intending to take it further with that person.

Yes, I believe a lot of women in cars expose themselves accidently, not realizing what can be seen from the cab of a passing truck.

Have you ever flashed another driver?
 
Darn it ! No!... I guess I'm not that stealthy .

No I have never fallen asleep in a tub. I enjoy it way too much!

Have you ever shagged on a building rooftop ?
 
Darn it ! No!... I guess I'm not that stealthy .

No I have never fallen asleep in a tub. I enjoy it way too much!

Have you ever shagged on a building rooftop ?

Yes, I did - it was hotel with rooftop pool and we were there alone :)

HYE been talking to your parents on the phone while being involved in sexual activity?
 
Yes, I did - it was hotel with rooftop pool and we were there alone :)

HYE been talking to your parents on the phone while being involved in sexual activity?

I have not.. I have, however, been involved in sexual activity when my dad decided to visit me unexpectedly from across town. thanks, dad.

HYE gone on a double date with one of the the foursome one night.. and a different member the next?
 
I have not.. I have, however, been involved in sexual activity when my dad decided to visit me unexpectedly from across town. thanks, dad.

HYE gone on a double date with one of the the foursome one night.. and a different member the next?

I was never a successful dater.

HYE had a crush on someone until you actually got to know them and then the infatuation was over?
 
Yes - she was gorgeous, but incredibly dumb...

HYE had a one night stand with MILF?

They were supposed to be one-night-stands... three nights ago. The times I spent with other MIL

Fs turned into torrid affairs that would go on for at least a month or so, if not much longer.

HYE botched a one-night-stand?
 
They were supposed to be one-night-stands... three nights ago. The times I spent with other MIL

Fs turned into torrid affairs that would go on for at least a month or so, if not much longer.

HYE botched a one-night-stand?

I've not had a one-night stand.. so in a way, I've botched them BIG time ;)

HYE faked an accent to get someone to sleep with you?
 
:)

G'day mate!

HYE eaten too much to then be able to have sex afterwards?

yassee.. when girls eat too much, we act like we want to get all slutty and stuff.. so we'll blindfold you and offer to be on top. That way you can't see if we're trying to suck in a puffy tummy.

HYE had any of your sexual parts clamped?
 
yassee.. when girls eat too much, we act like we want to get all slutty and stuff.. so we'll blindfold you and offer to be on top. That way you can't see if we're trying to suck in a puffy tummy.

HYE had any of your sexual parts clamped?

Oh that sounds hot.....LOL.

Do rubber bands count?:eek:

HYE hurt someone or been hurt by high heels?
 
Oh that sounds hot.....LOL.

Do rubber bands count?:eek:

HYE hurt someone or been hurt by high heels?

hahahaha.. when the shoes cost $400, you don't take them off for sex!
(and I'm never telling you anything ever again)

HYE had a sexual fantasy that included gifts of jewelry?
 
hahahaha.. when the shoes cost $400, you don't take them off for sex!
(and I'm never telling you anything ever again)

HYE had a sexual fantasy that included gifts of jewelry?

A pearl necklace :D

Kind of but not on purpose! No more heels in bed :)

HYE had any sexual activity in a movie theater?

Not with someone else....haha

HYE watched a sitcom while having sex?
 
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