Have You Ever

[BongoGal]

HYE worn a skimpy halloween costume?

Not really. I've seen a few that seemed almost like probable cause for arrest for indecent exposure.

Have you ever answered the phone while having sex?

 

[midwest_texan]

Not really. I've seen a few that seemed almost like probable cause for arrest for indecent exposure.

Have you ever answered the phone while having sex?

No

HYE purposely moaned and groaned during sex so that others can hear you?

 

[tedsbeds]

Not really. I've seen a few that seemed almost like probable cause for arrest for indecent exposure.

Have you ever answered the phone while having sex?

Yes, it was my mother in law. Fortunately, I was with my wife at the time.

HYE conducted a conversation with another person while in the throws of passion?

 

[BongoGal]

HYE conducted a conversation with another person while in the throws of passion?

Not while in the throes, but I have maintained a conversation for longer than expected while receiving oral.

Have you ever had an orgasm while in bed next to a sleeping person?

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

No but I'll pass that same question on to the lovely ladies of lit!

HYE worn a skimpy Halloween costume?

Yes, I have. And, I will again on Friday night at the party we are attending...

HYE ever been under the influence after a Halloween party?

 

[Matt1234520]

HYE worn a skimpy Halloween costume?

Yes, I have. And, I will again on Friday night at the party we are attending...

HYE ever been under the influence after a Halloween party?

Yes a few times

Have you ever had sex at a Halloween party?

 

[BongoGal]

HYE ever been under the influence after a Halloween party?

I am typically under the influence after parties.

Have you ever informed someone that he or she was accidentally exposing him or herself?

 

[tedsbeds]

I am typically under the influence after parties.

Have you ever informed someone that he or she was accidentally exposing him or herself?

I once had to explain to my wife about her camel toe.

HYE exposed yourself on purpose?

 

[The Next Big Star]

I once had to explain to my wife about her camel toe.

HYE exposed yourself on purpose?

No.

HYE cum inside a married woman while she was riding you bareback?

 

[BongoGal]

HYE exposed yourself on purpose?

Yes. I was teasing a religious male friend.

Have you ever slapped someone hard across the face?

 

[The Next Big Star]

Yes. I was teasing a religious male friend.

Have you ever slapped someone hard across the face?

No, but I have wanted to before.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

No.

HYE cum inside a married woman while she was riding you bareback?

Yes but we are married!

No I have not slapped someone.

HYE had bareback sex on the back of a horse?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yes but we are married!
No I have not slapped someone.
HYE had bareback sex on the back of a horse?

No, only a motorcycle

HYE

Had sex at a Halloween party (repeat of Matt1234520)

 

[albrooks]

Yes but we are married!

No I have not slapped someone.

HYE had bareback sex on the back of a horse?

Nope

HYE laughed so hard milk came out of your nose?

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Nope

HYE laughed so hard milk came out of your nose?

Milk? No. Beer Yes

HYE been under the Goldengate Bridge?

 

[funluvinaj]

Milk? No. Beer Yes

HYE been under the Goldengate Bridge?

directly under? isn't that the park? I haven't... just over it and near it.

HYE been turned into a newt?

 

[troubledone]

directly under? isn't that the park? I haven't... just over it and near it.

HYE been turned into a newt?

No
In fact the word Newt came up in a conversation after a long long time


HYE been called a remarkable conversationalist ?

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

directly under? isn't that the park? I haven't... just over it and near it.

HYE been turned into a newt?

Ha ha ha no not me!

HYE turned anyone into a newt?

 

[funluvinaj]

Ha ha ha no not me!

HYE turned anyone into a newt?

yes... by a witch!! but i got better

HYE nearly peed your pants laughing at Monty Python?

 

[troubledone]

yes... by a witch!! but i got better

HYE nearly peed your pants laughing at Monty Python?

No

HYE wondered if the process of turning someone to a newt can be patented ?

 

[Grey Shadow]

Ha ha ha no not me!

HYE turned anyone into a newt?

Yes... He got better.

HYE been made of wood?

 

[FUBARd1]

Yes... He got better.

HYE been made of wood?

Only a portion of me.

HYE been turned into a puddle of hot wax?

 

[coochiebarber]

Only a portion of me.

HYE been turned into a puddle of hot wax?

No

Have you ever had your genital covered with hot wax?

 

[albrooks]

No

Have you ever had your genital covered with hot wax?

Nope

Have you ever quoted Shakespeare to impress a girl or guy?

 

[troubledone]

Nope

Have you ever quoted Shakespeare to impress a girl or guy?

Often
HYE been ticked off for poor spellings ?