Having a party, you’re invited wearing/bringing {A B C}

[Oldermom935]

Oscar Mayer weiners!

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Poles (What, they're for the badminton nets. What type of poles did you think I meant?)

 

[Oldermom935]

Poles (What, they're for the badminton nets. What type of poles did you think I meant?)

Quarters for the beer pong games there's also a game of quarters.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Red light bulbs to let you know when one of the bedrooms is occupied.

 

[BlueEyes1969]

Sex sling so we can have some fun!

 

[cowboyup6977]

Saw horses and a 2x6 to see how fucked up everyone is
With mud under it

 

[Oldermom935]

Stereo equipment provided by sounds @PicassosPleasure

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Trampoline, for when the bounce house is full.

 

[cowboyup6977]

You just want to see what bounces

 

[Oldermom935]

Uniformed police for security of course male and female strippers

 

[cowboyup6977]

I thought we we’re stripping

 

[Oldermom935]

I thought we we’re stripping

Nothing wrong with having other strippers hun.

 

[cowboyup6977]

Maybe they can teach you more than I have

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Vick's Vapor Rub - It works on minor muscle pain as well, such as from all that dancing.

 

[Oldermom935]

Vick's Vapor Rub - It works on minor muscle pain as well, such as from all that dancing.

Now when you say dancing as to music or horizontal mamba? Side note Ricky is bringing the jerky. Ricky is bringing the jerky.

 

[CuriousRick]

Jerky! Fer them their cuntry folk... Rickie! Ya got jerky?

Give me a day and I can smoke some venison jerky!

 

[cowboyup6977]

Now when you say dancing as to music or horizontal mamba? Side note Ricky is bringing the jerky. Ricky is bringing the jerky.

I’ll bring some of my magic lotion

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Give me a day and I can smoke some venison jerky!

Watermellon

(Hope your not driving that venison jerky into the States from Canada. They'll confiscate it. Been there, done that. )

 

[Oldermom935]

X ray glasses. So those modest clothes and bathing suit wearers can't hide anything..

 

[cowboyup6977]

I hope you’re not in that category

 

[Oldermom935]

I hope you’re not in that category

No dear.☹

 

[Oldermom935]

No dear.☹

LOL I know you want me naked. Not the X-ray glasses. LOL

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Yellow polka dot bikinis (for the ladies) with X-ray blocking liners. (I'm in a snarky mood.)

 

[Oldermom935]

Zero tolerance for non-drinkers. Water juice soda beer hard liquor everybody's got to keep hydrated.

 

[CuriousRick]

Apple Pie Moonshine